geordieshandy

1. Got a leaking radiator valve, tried fixing it yesterday and thought it was sorted but alas, no. 2. The boss is away all week, but could do with some actual supervision and assistance for once. 3. Nee fucker in the office either so going to blast the tunes on, those with exams across the way are unfortunate. 4. Probably going to do a half day in the office and then bugger off home to do some bloody painting, need to finish the sitting room and landing by tomorrow night, and hopefully get cracking on the bedroom as well. 5. Mate's stag weekend starts at 10am Friday morning, going to be CARNAGE.

Pub time, laters peepholes.

Wasn't it "Lady and spider"? ...hence the use of "her"? Unless it was written by a cockney geezer. Probably, bloody useless internet sites, showing me up for being thick, grumble grumble.

If the car had been made like that Skoda in their new advert, then it might have been a much more pleasurable experience. Mmmmm cake.

Bliddy hell there's like 12 or 13 questions, AND you've got to go to an audition in Edinburgh or somewhere, (she doesn't want to come here ). It's a hell of a lot easier to get hold of a Ukrainian or Thai one you know.

What were you doing in a Spanish airport with a mincer?

This is going to be an easy win for me then.

It's never going to make the best of youtube thread.

Not terribly complicated like.

Have you ever, ever felt like this, When strange things happen, Are you going round the twist? Well have you heard the word about the bird and the spider? It wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her. Have you ever, ever felt like this, When strange things happen, Are you going round the twist? Have you ever, ever felt like this, When strange things happen, Are you going? Are you going round the twist?

Come on, all together now; 'Have you ever...' ...ever felt like this...

QFT Fair enough in the car while driving. But while in the pub/shop/street/house/bed or whatever is just twatful. Speaking from experience? His lass issues instructions using it.

Haven't seen Round the Bend but Round The Twist was the greatest programme from the Southern Hemisphere ever to grace television.

It's going to be a will he, won't he classic... Ha I said "will he".

Nope. Your bare statement "nope" is wholly inadequate in the circumstances. If the implication is that there are to be more then I demand to know now. Yep. Who have you been talking to? Mark? Cos he's got canny skinny arms and I wouldnt believe him as far as I could chuck him. Though that would probably be quite a distance, being as he is that skinny. I'm sure I read it the other day that they'd commisioned a fifth series. Whole-hearted apologies if I'm wrong like. Here's Something Playing with the idea of going to see the Magicians sometime this weekend. Fucking brilliant! The Magicians is s'posed to be pish btw Aw shucks. Haven't got time to go out on these frivilous jollies anyway.

I think I'd rather Taylor talks about his new contract than Bramble and Ameobi fanny about on "Cribs" or whatever it's called. But yes there's little to no need for yapping to the press about every little thing. Usually this sort of thing is the sign that the agent is trying to engineer a move out for the player.

Nope. Your bare statement "nope" is wholly inadequate in the circumstances. If the implication is that there are to be more then I demand to know now. Yep. Who have you been talking to? Mark? Cos he's got canny skinny arms and I wouldnt believe him as far as I could chuck him. Though that would probably be quite a distance, being as he is that skinny. I'm sure I read it the other day that they'd commisioned a fifth series. Whole-hearted apologies if I'm wrong like. Here's Something Playing with the idea of going to see the Magicians sometime this weekend.

Plus he continually acts the cock as SSH said with his diving and playacting. Absolutely unneccesary in a centre half that sort of thing.

Nope. Your bare statement "nope" is wholly inadequate in the circumstances. If the implication is that there are to be more then I demand to know now. Yep.

Nope.

That sounds like my sort of hangover cure - just eat everything in the fridge in a stottie.

camera -> upload -> imageshack -> joy shared.

Lay toilet roll down all over the seat so your arse doesn't touch it. Particularly useful in public toilets. Ah, no. And your mate's fatha went up the wall because he found some bog roll on the seat of the bog? Was disgusted that his son wouldn't sit on the toilet seat in his own house considering his mam and dad were the only other people that used it Fair enough.

Lay toilet roll down all over the seat so your arse doesn't touch it. Particularly useful in public toilets. Ah, no. And your mate's fatha went up the wall because he found some bog roll on the seat of the bog?