geordieshandy

Wellity, wellity, wellity

They might play him up front, and Heskey at the back.

That's the spirit, let the weekend begin!

Aye, I'm thinking about sacking this shit and buggering off home, although I'll have to do more when I get there so what the fuck's the point.

Got a bit of a Leeds playlist on the go at the minute - currently playing Kubicheck! - Nightjoy.

Is that a joke, the Bolton fans would be laughing anyway.

Sir Tom Hunter is a Scottish billionaire, had a chain of sports shops I think.

I'm on their "Max" package - £10 for 16Mb (think it's 16Mb). Speed isn't that fantastic tbh, probably get about 2Mb but then my local exchange is pretty shite. Seldom have any connection problems and I use Xbox Live! with it (via wireless) and it works perfectly. Think nufc4eva pointed me in the direction of a ADSL faceplate for the BT socket that gives you the ability to filter all your extensions without using those naff individual filters, and, as voice only uses two of the six wires, I used the others and ran a special ADSL cable from that to my PC. Cheers mate, I think I'll be getting on to them either at the weekend or next week, still not got myself round to organising that. Still need to get BT to come round and sort out the master socket and inline bit from the outside to the master socket that's basically gone. I'm just sat looking at some frayed wires and that little round box thing.

Hellish week, hellish all together, unbelievable that it's a week since I was on a train to drunksville.

I just don't know where you lot find your inspiration for such witty banter.

Is he trying to join the women's team now? Does he think he'll get a game with them?

Viduka's done it the last 10 years though not just 2. Even at Leeds, while Smith was hailed by the fans when they went down, Viduka was by far the better of the two and scored more goals, yet he got the stick. Well, he did until Smith signed for Man Utd Smithy got the stones when he broke his bones though.

I thought Nugent was going to Everton?

Aye, big congrats mate. Have a mint day and rest of it.

Party on Wayne.

Off to get pissed in ooh about an hour. Oops actually half an hour.

Gudjohnsen? As in Eidur? If we could get him I'd like my jizz off anyone's tits. Or anyone's jizz off my tits. I presume you're saying West Ham are interested? Probably as a swap for Tevez, I'm not sure they'd go for swapping Martins or Luque for him.

We won't need that then, we'll be lucky to get 40 games this season coming.

Left East Fife in the Scottish First Division, and went to Kalmar in Sweden, took them from the bottom of the First Division Elite to third in the Premierleague, qualified for the Royal League and Europe. Don't think I can get them onto win the league like. Keep getting offers for jobs in League 2, but holding out for a Championship job, I mean I am an ex-England manager.

I've heard stories of him being very fond of himself, but nothing about him refusing to play where required.

Prefer Milan, but I think Liverpool will win, 2-0 probably.

Have you not seen T-Keith's avatar?

And he'll promptly walk straight into the frame.

That wasn't a dry heave Super Hans, that was a wettie.

Totally roffelmouse.