smoggeordie

Same here.

"Whaddya mean he signed for Tottenham?" Dyer gets his revenge on Bowyer by tricking him into signing for West Ham

I'd want a lad or two as the older siblings and 1 lass for the youngest.

Be a professional footballer for Man U and win the premiership title yourself, or never play professional football and see Newcastle win the league cup.

Cut off your little toe or eat a laptop?

0800 R-E-V-E-R-S-E

Fingers crossed. A few years at England don't take away the fact he is a top drawer club manager. Also, noticed it's written by the chief football correspondant. No Anal Oliver, put it that way

Searching "Funny picture" on google brought this up after a few pages:

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate acorns and nuts instead of carrots. By the time it was half grown, the rabbit realized that it was different, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. He said he was unsure of his place in the universe and was generally forlorn. His step-parents advised, "Don't scurry. Be hoppy." -------------------------- Most people know the legend of William Tell and his unique method of making applesauce, but not many know that he and his family were championship bowlers. Highly skilled, their team was sponsored eagerly by local merchants. To have "Tell's Terrors" represent your firm was a great honor. Even now, to be able to claim that the Tells once represented your family business would be of great advertising value. Unfortunately, the old records have been lost, and today we can't be sure for whom the Tells bowl.

I've herd that one before. The post above it by any chance? Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna's film Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the last minute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them. Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindy consoled them: "Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina."

It'll have even more criminals if it IS New Zealand vs Australia!

I want a stottie now

Non toxic air. Being able to get public transport in under 5 mins. Usually a 30 minute+ wait in smogglesbrough.

I reckon the odd half here and there will boost their confidence and make then more confident for the season ahead. Similar to Taylor playing in Shearers testimonial.

Vanilla Sky was truely awful.

In Uni? It's the holidays Maybe he has to go in and do some work, it is possible you know. Impossible is nothing

Aye, played class. I'd rather they hadn't though in a way. Made the loss more painful that it should have been by coming so close. No chance of going through now imo. Beat Bangladesh, Windies and one of Aussies/SA and we're there I reckon. Still VERY possible, though not probable.

Time flies when you're having fun

Fair do's. i just can't get to sleep

In Uni? It's the holidays

Are you/am i on toontastic at 1.49AM?