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Robbie Fowler > Sibbers as a 4th choice tbh.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I agree.

Lucky we're not playing them. TBF it's a bit of a shit line up this year, i'll still be going though!

He was just about to break his bloody 7th then relegation curse wasn't he......

Whats the bets when he gets sacked he just stands there with his arms folded. "Glenn Roeder doesn't get sacked"

And don't forget to take the rest of your backroom team with you! Imagine the party in the streets if Terry Mac and Clark went as well

Roeder out! New manager in yearly sacking cycle In! Seriously though, fuck off glenn

Inoperable means he'll be on drugs to control the cancer for the rest of his life. It means what he has cannot be cured and therefore IS terminal. Was told my Mam's cancer was 'inoperable', it was only after she died that I was told it was actually 'terminal' and that they choose not to use that word. Best of luck with it all Sir Bob. Cancer is not curable completely. He has always required reassessment, which is what probably spotted this early. Cheomotherapy can do just as good a job as an operation in this case, as you can't remove his lungs, hence 'inoperable', but not terminal. You're on borrowed time from the first diagnosis, which in Bob's case was decades ago Bollocks. You forgot to include your medical qualifications in that incredibly detailed and well thought out post. I've just asked a Neurosurgeon and he says it's bollocks.

This thread was meant to be funny, not world war 3

Chuckle was at @YS's post, not yours, cba quoting

I booed them.

Interesting

Eventually, the cancer will kill him. It's a medical certainty. Which is gutting.

Is there a player playing with confidence at the mo? Milner. And Harper certainly has confidence we'd score easily, i mean seriously, halleys comet passes earth quicker than he takes a goal kick.

United have gone five home games without scoring - the club's worst home run for 56 years - and Roeder admitted: "The inability to score goals has become a major problem that we haven't overcome over the last month or so. "But it's not as if we're not making chances. We are making plenty of chances but we need to hit the back of the net. "Goals change games - it gives players belief in themselves. But there were a number of players you wouldn't expect to be showing a lack of confidence - but they are." Roeder said the "very, very fine" dividing line between winning and losing was demonstratedby the game, adding: "We had as good a chance as any in the game for Kieron Dyer to score. Good save but poor miss, but that was a fantastic chance to take the lead. "And then we go and concede a debatable goal - a very tight decision went against us. "Had we not made chances, I could be more critical of the players, but we have made chances - we haven't shown the killer instinct. "The game was summed up by Michael Owen's one and only opportunity to score. He did well to get round the keeper, he steadied himself, and hit a hell of a shot to bring the game level - but the defender, to give him credit, did very well to get back."

Thought i'd stick a reply in here since you've had 147 views and no replies

Will we be 1) more people posting, full of wankers 2) a small clique of humourous witty people 3) closed down due to too many cheb shots or something else???

Howay man, if we beat Blackburn and Watford and Blackburn lose to us, reading and spurs we snatch the intertoto spot

To be fair in the many games ive seen him play for the reserves/academy, his kicking and composure on the ball has been excellent.

Ronny reporting there wont be one.

Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?" "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian"? demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?" The assistant said: "Well no". Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French"? "What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well no, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant. So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The assistant replied: "Because you're in Homebase"

Quite possibly the least convincing comp ever. Showed ALL the build up play and about a zillion replays after each goal, and only about 3 good finishes in there

I told him he was shit tonight when he walked past me. Didn't seem impressed. The feeling is mutual.