smoggeordie

No, you can't.

We lost 6-3

Years?? I'm doing that now mate

Me too, include a 5 a side tourno too

Aye I do I referee in the alphabet league too, hope to fuck the games off on Sunday though. I reckon we'd beat you hands down tbh. We would, with Nick the Cat in goal, first I seen Nick I thought nowts ganna get past this big fucka and I was right, Big Stevie averaging 5 goals a game. The problem with our team is fitness. If the League table was based on HT scores, I think we'd probably have a 100% record over the last 6 months. Speak for yourself mate, with your lack of defending i've had to make a record number of saves, improving my fitness no end.

Owen to Wigan would be the funniest football story ever.

I reckon we'd beat you hands down tbh.

Me or thee? I am; you may not be. really Smog...just don't even bother replying to him mate.

Me or thee? I am; you may not be.

7-7 against one of the "better" teams in our 5 a side league. Last minute of the game and one of their lads mullers one of ours in their box. Completely wiped him out. Ref says "No penalty". Fucking incompetent bastard.

Sorry to hear that mate. All aint lost though mate. My Grandad was told he had about a month when he had lung cancer, and he passed away in the summer, 18 months after the original diagnosis.

shup up you sheep shaggin cunt

How do you "walk of"?

Mate you told me about a month ago you had a mouse in your telly Only just decided to get rid?

I think they're lush, but they really are just a heart attack in a box.

Harper Beye Faye Taylor Enrique Milner Rozehnal Barton N'Zogbia Viduka Martins Forster Cacapa Emre Geremi Owen

Nice sidestep to avoid offending me TBF, even areas of Nunthorpe are shite. I wouldn't like to walk the streets when it's dark in my area like. And it's where all the rich twats live! Hate Teesside with a passion. Well I can't go upsettin me star keeper can I? Star keeper/Skipper tbh There's definitely skipper material in ye like Nick............in aboot 10 years! At the minute ye a shining example of the Peskies youth policy I've put in place. Have to say the academy is top notch. The system is faultless. I'm still dreaming of THAT save.

Did you know that all tennis players nowadays are witches? Andy Roddick, he's a witch Roger Federer, he's a witch Andy Murray, he's a witch Goran, even he's a witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ba'dum tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nice sidestep to avoid offending me TBF, even areas of Nunthorpe are shite. I wouldn't like to walk the streets when it's dark in my area like. And it's where all the rich twats live! Hate Teesside with a passion. Well I can't go upsettin me star keeper can I? Star keeper/Skipper tbh

I'm tempted to make an appearance.

Don't see why Geremi seems undroppable tbh. Zog Butt Barton Milner/Duff when fit would be my ideal midfield. Balance, pace sown the flanks, a good holding mid and Joey can strut his stuff. Anyhoo, in the long term I can still see us switching to 4 5 1.

Pissed meself laughing all the way through the last one

It's 100% fake Nah, it's quality and a good seat.