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Aye, nice to see them out enjoying themselves.

Shouldn't joke about these thiiiii A A A A R G H

Managed to lose my Toontastic account details for a while, just got back in, so here is my slightly delayed reaction to the final: Fucking get in!!!! I was expecting another anti-climactic 2-0 loss with barely a moment to shout for. But not only did the team show up, not only did they compete, but they gave a complete performance. Tactics, effort, quality, bravery, big boy balls - we even scored from a corner, that never happens, what a time to pull it all together! I’ve rewatched the match back in full including all the buildup and celebration afterwards; I’ve done the same with the commentary on 5 live (incidentally they had Isaac Hayden on throughout the match, spoke really well, had great things to say about Howe); I’m still hoovering up all the analysis Youtube can throw at me, podcasts, the radio Newcastle special. Haven’t got bored of it yet 🙂 I had a much longer version of this post, but it’s all stuff that’s been said more eloquently elsewhere, so I’ve trimmed down to keep my gushing at a minimum. Right, Youtube is telling me to watch some bloke called Adam Clery talk about the match, so I’ll go do that…

I celebrated my 50th, 60th, 70th and 80th birthday in the last 15 minutes.

Sweeeeet Arab hoop Saudis always taste so good

Sela's Spectacular Surprise had better not be a beheading mind. It would totally take the shine off.

Just watched most of the club’s near three hour long YT coverage of the parade & the Town Moor show…. can anyone tell me which BBC channel Bruno was swearing live all over? Not bbc1/2? 🤔 Anyway, we didn’t go up the TM, mostly because I was bursting for a piss so we darted into the Wunderbar in the Gate…not somewhere I’d usually frequent but am sure you’ll agree it was a most fortunate diversion A lass definitely young enough to be my daughter turned to me at the bar and said “how long have you been waiting for a day like this?”…. I said “dunno, forty odd years…” Her: “wow! Do you want a shot of tequila??” me: “YES I FUCKIN DO!” So against my naturally shy and retiring persona I recorded the moment for posterity… (Not sure if my scarf/Russian sable hat combo was a bit overkill? 🤔 😆✊🏻) Oh and obviously this bet came in too, shared amongst 10 of us who got soaked in Birmingham Drove up early Saturday, met the lads at our mate’s pub in Gateshead to get weighed in and the Birtley Bastard who’d put the bet on greeted us this Landlord changed it up for notes, spent most of it on the day, no regrets ✊🏻

I would absolutely love to see Toonpack and PaddockLad survive 2025.

More likely he's accessed and stolen all the data from the federal databases, he's had access to absolutely everything, so he's got what he wanted Cost cutting and firings just an enjoyable smokescreen for the evil prick

Good to see we’ve finally broken them. Heartbreaking play-off loss as we secure Champions League football next, please

He's started making gifs comparing the size of the town moor and Glastonbury now. Magedia!

The ballad of @ToonfulAl 🎶 Woooaah, I just died on this site tonight It must've been something I wrote I just died on your site tonight I keep looking for something I can't get I hear laughing all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this My post it sits in a shit all time table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this? Woooaah, I just died on this site tonight It must've been something I wrote I just died on your site tonight Oh I, I just died on your site tonight It must have been something you said I just died on your site tonight... 🎵 There you go, mate. That song has been gaining momentum in my mind for a good 120 seconds, based on cutting crew's 80s hit which I'm going to guess was a bit before your time? I'm going to be singing it in my head at 13.30 today then forgetting all about it. You can join in if you want?

The momentum:

Seemingly 2 MLF players liked some of the posts on social media yesterday. Followed by fewm on Ready to Groom https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/seelt-and-samed.1652307/

I managed to get the bairn stood on the right hand pillar of the entrance to Stowell Street so she got a canny view.

"Nev" doesn't seem to think so:

Aye I havent since my boss (fortunately also a newcastle fan) spotted a tab called "mike ashley football cunt" in my browser

I think Dubravka was in the crowd somewhere waving at the bus?

$25 Million spent to buy Wisconsin supreme court for MAGA candidate judge and lost to Dem judge by double digits, splendid. Cunt hasn't tweeted for over two hours evidently, unheard of.

He's like some psycho crowd detective. Am confused though, on the one hand we've gone massively OTT on the celebrations but on the other apparently it's tragic we may have less fans than watched Elton John on the pyramid stage? Oh and it was tragic we had a parade for losing in 99, but not when they lost in 92 cos they were second division wibble. And anyways, in 73 they got a well documented 750,000 turnout, three times the size of the town's population. We know this because Sporty is on the case examining the sepia photographs.

If you need any photoshop stuff done, HMHM is the resident expert.

He's on CT's turf here. There's gonna be HELL on.

Ban anticipated

Not if it’s Ashley

For me this didn’t get the appreciation it and the effort put into it deserved

Give it ( peace in our)time…

"But now I... ....got eviscerated by a bunch of strangers on the internet Do do do do"

This tragic Keith moderator. Seems obsessed with licking arses. Not very hygienic. Here's a small taste.

I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!' That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!!

Are these yours, mate?

Wor lass is a Caroline and, after this, she can sleep in the shed tonight.

Fuck the scabs. Fuck the beige Fuck the morally superior Croydon cunts. Fuck the Mackems' mates.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHTqZwHCb4n/?igsh=MTdvM3BwNm9mbnRzaw== You just don't get lasses like that in Milan. Why would he ever leave?

This was a disappointment tbh.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHx9uC8ivSk/?igsh=MTh3Y2J6bnN6eWpxYw== And here's @Alex on his way to the celebrations.

I was just watching the footage with envy from here in Australia and this comment had me rolling on the ground

https://x.com/Magpie24_7/status/1906071297072758991

I enjoyed this. It was a bit cheesy, a bit 'local' but the players bought into it, massive turnout, entire city united around the football club. Looks like the stream had 40k watching as well from around the world.. lots of people impressed with the turnout and so on. Positive day for the club, and everyone associated with it.

Was mental up by the stadium, kids climbing everywhere, someone had brought 2 caseys to knock about and flares were deployed. The noise was incredible. Absolute chaos but completely worth it

Just been sent this.

I couldn't believe that from Neville. He knows the plight of his former club atm, but they're all so convinced that, because Man United have been on top for most of his adult life, that it's just inconceivable for them to have an extended period in the relative wilderness. They're a club in massive debt with mounting financial problems and a playing staff that isn't worth a fraction of what they paid for them. Sponsors will be looking to either get out or get their fees discounted. They basically have to perform miracles next time they enter the transfer market to have any hope of turning around their current predicament. And this knob thinks Isak will remotely consider them as his next move. Tosser.

He meets Wilson in the canteen each week and takes his wages off him is what heard. And walks away doing his "this daft cunt" thumb over the shoulder celebration.

If there was one cunt on here I didn’t want to pick me up on the mistake I knew I’d made it was you.