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Mak'em here. No rivalry bollox on this. Get well soon Eddie.

It’s more than that. We can’t have anything like the standard of living we have in this country if we cut ourselves off from and boycott goods from places like China. Who are easily equally bad from a human rights pov, whilst presenting much more of an existential threat and having what essentially amounts to ambitions of world wide domination. Their tech was probably made there. The minerals inside it were probably mined using an African workforce who earn next to fuck all and shorten their lifespan considerably doing so. So I guess any sensible person realises we live in a global economy where we are the winners in many ways. And any stance you take about one single thing just makes you a hypocrite about practically everything else when it comes to things like this. But no, we’re supposed to go along with everything else but football club ownership is beyond the pale? And it’s really driven because they’re pissed off it’s NUFC crashing the party. With its fiercely loyal supporters who deserve a patronising pat on the head (but we can’t have them actually winning things!) They built that whole article about one daft cunt who gave it to the man by listening to the cup final on the radio instead of watching it on fucking free to air telly. He really showed them. I hope we keep winning stuff and it keeps boiling their piss. Which it especially will if it’s to the detriment of their beloved chosen ‘big clubs’.

gemmill weaving his magic by jumping in too early again i see.

I couldn’t give a fuck what the Guardian thinks about anything but it’s laughable they find NUFC and its fans somehow more accountable than a government/state that has regarded Saudi Arabia as a key ally for decades.

I think the guardian going to pearson for comment is infinitely less ludicrous than the bbc having charlotte 'spaniel tits,erm erm erm' robson/hope as their go to voice of newcastle. she's a fucking embarrassment who's managed to whore herself in to a position where tickets for any newcastle game isn't an issue on the back of being a simpering, know nowt, jonny come lately, bimbo cunt.

"I dinnit beleyve it marra. Adie has fallen." Famous peyple from Sunderland Billy Hardy Jill Scott To be remewved: Jordan Henderson (likes beheadings) Kate Adie (mag)

I know it's been said many times before, but compare the way they go on about us with the complete and utter silence about Chelsea and that Russian gangster. Half the fuckers in the media having a pop at us used to actually write articles praising the cunt as the model of a perfect owner. They all knew how he got his money, but didn't dare say anything in case they got sued into oblivion. Fuck the lot of them

Rob Draper is so principled he used to write for Mail and went to Russia in 2016 to report on the World Cup for that paragon of virtue. This was, of course, after Putin’s first incursion into Ukraine and the annexation of Crimea. For some reason this, the lack of democracy and the human rights abuses didn’t get mentioned by him at the time or directly afterwards.

Canny day to be in the Lakes.

Hell on. Obviously.

Pleased you waited until full time btw

This is why no one anywhere, should comment on any game

I have an irrational dislike of Paul Young since I went to a concert in my youth where he was the support act, and he demanded some lad be ejected for being vocal about not enjoying his act. So, fuck him

Back to dickheads now.

I raise you...

Classic Roker Mackem. Straight in there with a massively insensitive and classless comment that also somehow doesn’t make any sense

You're killing me man 😭

I sincerely hope AGP Palace turn up on Wednesday not BGP Palace. *After Gemmill’s Post. **Before Gemmill’s Post

So you don't like her then?

Thought that was Paul Young on the right for a minute, bit harsh on the fella

Aye, “The vast majority of residents I speak to on this issue find it deeply unfair that the fan base, and indeed our city, are being held in some way accountable for domestic policy in Saudi Arabia.” That is a common theme among Newcastle fans: while PIF owns stakes in Uber, Meta, Alphabet, Disney and Starbucks among other high-profile brands, no one organises campaigns against those corporations.” I’m sure Draper has had his Uber driver go via the Starbucks drive-thru on the way in to Guardian HQ for the day.

* Mbeumo

Think again Dougle

"Fucking pandering to the Mags again, Kyrial! Wal not have it, am telling ya. F Tee fucking M!!!"

No mention of what’s wrong with him. Hopefully nothing too serious. I fucking love that man

Hey dicksmoke! We both know that that was a reverse ferret to make them fail.

William Storey will be fewming the fucking shaved gorilla

March 8th you say...

They’re being cagey but from what Tindall says he’s been really poorly for a few days which sounds like an illness. Maybe it’s something like flu and he’s overdone it because he’s a workaholic. Hence the concern and hospitalisation. Certainly hope it’s that but it sounds quite serious whatever it is.

Leicester have scored a goal!

So would Stephen Hawking

Aye, that part did me laugh- if he’s against the owners, how does using his ears as opposed to his eyes to follow the match make any fucking difference ? Whopper.

Let's see, you're on the SW banks of Derwent water, near High Brandlehow jetty (under Catbells), amirite? You should walk to Lodore and have a pint in the Mary Mount Hotel beer garden, then back to Keswick. Heaven.

no.

He doesn't look exactly 'manly' himself does he? Probably his unconscious way of trying to appear it or trying to deny something about himself? Your psychiatrist today has been Professor Howmanheyman, the sexy nurse I employ for her looks will see you out.

He's getting a bit old for this game now, surely?

It would be odd of them to bid on the player they own.

Tune in now for New Zealand vs Lesotho, it’s the big match of the day! AND ITS LIVE! Fuck off man, see better football down my local park on a Sunday

I also like the way that it ridicules him just by looking pretty much exactly like him

"Which one of you is Simon Bird?" "Ah bucked ya ma, yi daft cunt" "Nah, seriously though. Eddie's canny ill at the minute like." "Got the clap from rifling Birdy's ma."