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Since hes now an irrelevant footnote in our history I can honestly say I look back at Bruces time and think it was worth it. "hows the bacon did you say" will outlast the absolute fraud on this earth and it is still fucking hilarious.

The ladies today: Sunderland's last home game:

Well, it's just as well they didn't get their hopes up. Oh.....

I've just watched MatchCam and it absolutely sent me. Mrs S came in saw tears rolling down my cheek and was how are you still crying for fucks sake

You've now got a cute little bird sat on your thigh, dreams can come true.

The league cup is a worthless trophy but a women’s match in the championship means everything to people who don’t even have any interest in the women’s game? Makes you think

There are literally thousands of pages on it on the SMB marra. To sum up, Mags are gravy stained scum who support NUFC. Most Geordie are too, except the ones who support Sunderland for whatever reason. It's entirely acceptable to support Sunderland if you're from Northumberland, but if you support Newcastle from anywhere within the historic boundaries of county Durham, including Gateshead and the whole millennium bridge, you're the worst kind of gravy stained scum. Oh aye, and to be a geordie you need to be born within 100 yards of SJP And SJP is a shit tip but also a perfectly good stadium so we don't need a new stadium on Leazes Park.

White socks on a bloke. Repeat. White socks on a bloke.

Suspect you'll need to be quick, but here's the full match on YouTube. There's plenty chrome extensions that will allow you to download the video as an mp4, etc. @sammya @sammynb No idea who Sammy A is but I couldn't delete the name once I'd added it.

I'm actually more happy the lasses got a bigger gate than their actual proper team than I am about the outcome of the lasses match.

He's right though, it would have absolutely ruined the homecoming of the League Cup. Thankfully that was avoided, and instead he didn't get the thing that he had wished for more than anything else in his life.

Our lasses had a bigger gate than their men's team.

Newcastle won 1-0 and that has gone down really well on RTG.

Alreet, Joey Barton

It’s the same Dwight Gayle who has an intimate knowledge of working alongside him and doesn’t really have an axe to grind and was reasonably mild in his criticism all things considered

That time the Villa fan hoyed a cabbage at him was mint tbf

What a legacy

Remember when it was noted on social media that Jones was pretty much calling the shots from the sideline during our games. Cue Bruce banishing him to the dugout for the next game, the thin skinned twat. edit - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/05/bruce-hits-out-at-conspiracy-theories-over-newcastle-arrival-of-jones and the list of excuses in here https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9210069/Steve-Bruce-insists-Newcastle-showing-signs-improvement-Graeme-Jones-appointment.html

Appreciate it? Gemmill has had the fucking thing tattooed on his arse.

They're not that bothered. Only a 30 page 600 odd post thread so far. That's modest by their standards.

There are way more than three teams in the NE the daft cunt and one of the three he’s referring to is boro, which they have spent threads and threads playing down their rivalry because they are a Yorkshire club

Be funny if a few of Gayle’s teammates backed up his comments

Absolutely seething

Rizla paper skinned, as ever

And he’s despised by every single set of the above’s fans…

Slightly out of date now but... 🙂

Gotta have breakfast. Oh and...

Got to love this one: 'Did we play a diamond formation?’ he said. ‘You’re the experts, you tell me.’

All good now. Thanks for the concern. 🙂🚒

Imagine these happening under Howe https://x.com/skysportspl/status/1366520157372375046?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ https://x.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1160831285201428480

Is there enough room after the Everton Tat went there?

Plastic mags are the best sort to be, the gravy just wipes off with a bit of kitchen roll.

for fuck's sake, the other half of the sweeney's turned up.

I told the wife I was off this afternoon to get the kids’ names tattooed on my arm. Came back with this.

How aren’t you single?

The importance they’ve attached to this fixture btw. And they lost anyway

I did the same this morning

The sort of bloke who has made tens of millions robbing a living but still finds the time to be a slum landlord

I'm watching look north on YouTube, wall to wall NUFC almost tearing up a bit, the mentalists on rtg tuning in to watch it on Monday knowing what it was going to be, shaking their fist with one hand secretly giving it a stroke with the other. Fantastic.

Did he get Graeme Jones to wave for him?

Fucking dragons and their fiery breath. The bane of middle perth.

That’s a coincidence, I’ve changed my kids’ names to those.

Re. Jones being the only one kept on from Bruce’s con era, I’d like to imagine that Eddie listened to the players telling him how good he was, but it’s Eddie we’re talking about. He’ll have had a three volume dossier on Jones, memorised.