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Show me where I said anything about the UK? SHOW ME! No you can't. Because I said nothing specifically about Tesla in the UK because I'm already fully aware that you're a nation of CUNTS.

I hope the surgeon is clued in on the fact that (according to some of you mentalists) the club is lying about which knee is injured.

PSR fucked us massively with Anderson and Minteh deals. Forest made out like bandits. And Brighton too. I think we could reasonably expect to have gotten a lot more money for Anderson if PSR didn't have us scrambling to sell him on a few days notice. We effectively got 15m for him when you consider the makeweight Greek goalkeeper who is seemingly completely worthless to us. Or worse than useless considering we're also paying his wages to do fuck all. And Minteh would arguably be our starting RW by now. He'd at least be pushing Murphy very hard for a starting place. And longer term he could've been the solving of our RW problems given his capacity to develop further. Minteh scored a lot of goals as a teenager in a competitive European league. I mentioned this prior to us selling him that he had better goal scoring numbers for his age than a few very high quality players to come out of second tier European leagues. (And a few shit ones, i.e., Antony, but still a player who demanded a massive transfer fee.) Make no mistake, the situation forced upon us by PSR absolutely fucked us on those two deals.

10 years married, no arguments.

Aye as soon as the noshes dry off he'll be fucking crying out for a boring, centrist Brian Badonde impersonator - and I hope we're all in agreement that he can fuck clean off. The only thing worse than being a yank is bucking a yank - the only thing worse than either is having a yank refuse to let you get your hole. Wyki's pal is pond life IMO.

Im not sure what that says about you with the company you keep. 😉

I also remember they had a "rehearsal dinner" the night before which was basically all of the wedding party having a slap up dinner in an old converted movie theatre that they'd hired. At the end of the meal there were speeches and they opened up the mic for anyone who had anything to say about the bride. Well. I think I was the only person there that didn't take the mic, and there must have easily been 50 people there. It was fucking insane. Every time someone finished, another hand went up, another shit anecdote. I was looking around the room like "it can't just be me that thinks this is mental". Looking for the faintese hint of an eye roll from ANYONE when the next hand went up. Nothing. Absolute bullshit.

He's a fucking piece of shit, this bloke. Anyone who voted for him can fuck off as well, never mind your fucking buyer's remorse cos eggs still cost more than you hoped - if your world view extended beyond the cost of your fucking breakfast, you might not have got yourself and the whole fucking world into this mess.

"Hi Frankfurt, it's Big Mitch. I hear you've got a young unknown lad called Ekitike breaking through. How much der yah want for him?"

No matter the here and now, Phil Mitchell has a fucking job on in the summer. His reputation for unearthing gems is going to be tested to the limit considering there’s about 8 teams all shopping in the same market these days. And we need about 8 players

If I was Howe I'd be resting Schär against West Ham and starting Krafth with Burn. Gives a break to Schär who has looked off it defensively and some minutes to Krafth ahead of the Cup final where it's looking likely that we'll play 3 CBs (with Livramento and Trippier as wing backs).

He’ll have done it in training on our fucking Indian burial ground training pitches

I'd love to do Japan. One of the only places left in the world where you can play arcade machines as an adult without being called a paedo

If you need any handy phrases out there, nappy is Sakipoopoo and if you're a car thief you're Nikki Moto.

Love it. Love everything about it.

Sounds like as long as he's getting sucked off in the brash American style, he's prepared to keep his mouth shut. And who can honestly blame him?

I though we were over the CT baiting. He's a board treasure now iirc.

@spongebob toonpants @PaddockLad @Alex Coming back from a dog walk there, and I've had to do the walk of shame past all the neighbours' houses trying to suppress laughter as Taylor Parkes described a post coital Barry White: "all spaffed out, lying naked and sweaty on his back with his arms spread out, breathing like a racehorse with his slowly detumescing penis lolling over to one side like a boiled leek."

Just a quick one to get your rage levels up nice and early this morning.

We need to spend huge amounts in the summer, hang onto all the dead wood indefinitely and still avoid the Anderson / Minteh situation again. Or something

Don't know why people are worried. We've got plenty of options

The botman injury was handled like shit when it first happened, he was somehow allowed to override the specialist he saw and not have surgery iirc. And here we are now, he hasnt been consistently fully fit since.

How is he only seeing a specialist this late? We realised that our previous specialist was looking at the wrong knee? At this rate it will be a 90 min award ceremony for Liverpool.

Overplaying Botman when he'd just returned from long term injury feels more like asking for trouble than rolling the dice

A nice holiday pic of HMHM trying to have a bit of craic with the locals.

I knew a Tomitook Amoto. Serial car thief. Jimmy Saville had a Jap cousing Fookem Young Reported.

What channel's it on, Filey's Most Wanted?

Pics of tight arses* or fuck off. *preferably female but not fussy.

Tbf, she's let you fill her conservatory with pinball machines.

People (women) who don't like driving somewhere they've never been before. If you can drive and you can read a sat nav, what fucking difference does it make if you've been there before or not!?

This would still be better than Joe Kinnear trying to sign Shane Ferguson from the club we'd loaned him to

Hungover like a bastard. Mam’s funeral yesterday and the drinks kept coming afterwards. Ouch

flap accurately measured in to 4 precise sections with nufc lettered in opposing colour in each stripe. small wonder these were the halcyon days of engineering.

To ramp things up to the ultimate in ridiculousness, it could be argued that the fee is essentially even less than 15m at this point. We've learned now that Eddie has absolutely zero intention of using the Greek GK. So we've essentially agreed to pay a few million per season in wages (that Forest don't have to pay) on top of the 20m transfer fee for an unused bargaining chip. So it's 35m minus 20m transfer minus wasted wages on an unusable shithouse GK that our manager doesn't rate until we manage to sell him.

Not really. You reckon Kelly’s was a deal worth turning down or he’d have likely made much difference? We’re hamstrung by PSR which had greatly restricted our ability to build a resilient squad quickly. That’s all. The money is absolute nothing to our owners.

Wonder if Slot went to the ref after the game saying if they win the CL now, it's because of him.

Eight injured after South Korea air force jet accidentally drops bombs on homes

We should pay a crack team of Everton operatives to set off some fireworks, but this time in the Liverpool players' hotel rooms. Get them in there a couple of days early rigging the drawers and cupboards and stuff. Have them turn up to the game WW1 shellshocked.

This is just 2 seasons ago all over again. We went out of the CL, League cup and FA cup weeks apart and then our season fell to shit. We've got 2 fit CBs for the rest of the season ffs, and one of them is probably our best available LB

Nice socks