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Zelensky has turned up to Downing Street to a big crowd cheering by the sound of it. Not gonna win him a war but he's having a better day than he did yesterday at least.

Trump and Vance are an absolute pair of cunts who totally stitched Zelenskyy with their bait and switch tactics. From the opening quip on arrival, they had him in their sights. The first part of the meeting seemed fairly cordial but then they just went for his throat and it was their hatred for Biden and his support for him which they started with. The tirade Trump then went on showed how deranged he is. As an administration, they appear to be completely compromised by Russia so I don't know how the sane US operators behind the scenes will be playing it all out but if I was him, I'd be more concerned about the threat from his own agencies. From a UK perspective it appears any state visit won't be til next year anyway so given that we are just a month into this clown show, I'm sure there'll be plenty more stories to come to allow us to kick it down the road. This might be seen as a victory for Trump and his lap dog, but it's hopefully woken the world up to the dangers that this lot present. Europe needs to get it's shit together, and quickly.

Klopp on a Trivago advert just there, just seeing his false grin again.....

There are no words. There are just no fucking words. Get the US out of our politics, this is a fucking clown show. Drop the dollar, work on our own continent and our own problems. Ban twitter. Some of the most shameful stuff I've ever seen.

This has bothered me much more than it ought to. You have a man there who didn’t ask for this situation. He has been quietly courageous and unflinchingly courteous to his allies. Even yesterday he stopped off in Ireland on his way to America to meet the Taoiseach in Ireland. Now Ireland has taken in a lot of Ukrainian refugees but not provided much in the way of funds but he still had the courtesy to thank us on his way to one of the biggest meetings of his career. Then in the other corner you have two massive cunts basically belittling the man trying to fight a much larger opponent. Mocking him and pretty much telling him to beg for help. It makes me sick.

This might please you (even if the 'translation' of the float slogan is painfully shit): https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c04zzr73vgpo

Too soon?

And what first attracted you to the millionaire Gene Hackman?

Echo this. The POTUS is either compromised, insane, degenerate, or all of the above. I've personally said repeadly, as have many others, we need to split ties with this nation now. If you work for a US company, get a other job. Or at least perform poorly. Don't buy American products. Not hard, they're maiy shit. Give our elected leader some space. He's treading a thin space. Dissembling 80 years of mutual cooperation is difficult.

I saw a post on Reddit today of the same breed, at a dog show, being shown and getting a medal. Fucking thing goes for the judge twice. And by goes for, I mean goes for in an XL Bulldog way. I fail to see why the fuck anyone would chose to have one of these dogs unless they have a tiny penis and/or are a complete cunt.

I'm not sure. The people who voted for him will see this as Trump protecting American tax dollars and avoiding possible major conflict. The anti-war President as somehow he's managed to bill himself for many. I still feel it likely that sooner or later the wheels will fall off the utter madness and chaos that this administration is currently whipping up, and leave it unmasked as the maneauverings of a wannabe dictator rather than a revolutionary, but if not there are aspects of everything they're doing that will garner more support from his fan base and further divide the country.

So uk don’t get tarriffs but in return the PM can’t support a man whose country is about to be carved up by the two biggest cunt-psychos on the planet?…another Brexit dividend 😑

Enjoying the crack you say

Could you imagine HMHM with the yank glory hunters asking for an autograph too? Here is a prime example of one happy fan who got to make their dream a reality.

Slovenia was ahead of the game

Aye, retrievers are bred to have “soft mouths”- they don’t lock their jaws on whatever they’re holding in them. Not that they couldn’t still give you a decent savaging, but the whole breed is designed to be compliant and subservient. Bulldogs, and specifically these XL abominations, are muscle bound biting machines designed to lock on and stay locked on. They’re bred to be fighting dogs. Yes, a little Staffy will be 99.9% soft as shite and lovely, but if it chose to give you a nip, you’d be hospitalised at least.

I've only ever "met" one of these, and it was lush. I'm sure there are good owners that will have these dogs and never have a minute's bother with them, but as Renton says, if they go wrong you've got no chance. We bumped into an old couple with a retriever yesterday, and the old woman was saying it weighs 9 stone. They both walked with sticks btw, it was far too big for them to deal with. But if that's 9 stone, fuck knows what a Bully would weigh.

Issue is surely, they're too powerful. A normal sized dig goes for you, it probably won't kill you. You could pull it off a kid etc. These though, you'd have no chance. They scare the fuck out of me. Last year I was on the beach and a ln unleashed pit bull cut me off my walk and just stared and growled at me. The owners took it away but I was fairly shook up.

There's a European Security Summit in London tomorrow which Starmer is leading, and which couldn't be better timed really. He'll have to speak publicly after that, I would imagine. Zelensky is trying to mend the rift with Trump as well, but good luck with that probably.

Fair play to Starmer. I fully support his Twitter boycott.

💯 Europe needs to beef up security, forget about the yanks and stand shoulder to shoulder with Ukraine

What else could Zelensky do? He had to go to USA. He had to stand his corner. Trump had already made up his mind on Ukraine a long time ago. Zelensky’s mission was futile but he had to do it all the same.

Disgusting.

We should probably retract that offer from the King. We can't be having that cunt over here after that.

That’s just embarrassing for America. You basically have two brain dead bullies ganging up on a head of state who is an ally. Forgetting diplomatic norms and all that it’s just really shit behaviour for some of the worst people on earth.

Who the fuck is Josh Widdecome when he's spectacularly failing to be funny?

Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why? "Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."

You'd just piss everyone off interrogating them on who they’ve given their tickets to. ”Yes, yes, Bruno, I know she’s your wife and that’s all well and good, but was your lass in the away end at Shrewsbury in Sept 1982, I think not”

He's a certified dog nonce. But no, I'm not on blue sky or twitter and have no idea who you're referring to.

I'd be happy being good around the dressing room for half his salary if anyone from NUFC is reading this?

We're owned by an investment fund. So I guess neither of us are state owned.

Nah, he’s looked alright at best. He wouldn’t get a game at any other club chasing Europe. We need to be more ruthless if we are to keep progressing.

I have a proper British bulldog, she’s 9 now. Which is pretty old for the breed. Her eyesight is going and she’s a bit thick. Shes soft as shite with me, my family and even friends toddlers who visit because she knows them. Every single time we have a workman or someone in the gaff, she kicks right off. She’s a barrel of muscle and I have to make a concerted effort to control her. My dog has been raised in a loving house where she has had everything she could ever want, the attention she needs and the exercise she needs and sometimes she is a hand full for me who has had her since she was 12 weeks old. I don’t like breed blaming cos any dog can go for someone, small terrier types are the worst in my experience. But the xl bully was bred by knobs for knobs and have no legitimate need to exist.

Man City v Plymouth should be a classic like. Fucking TV producers man.

There you have it. In his own words, he doesn’t want Ukraine to have any advantage.

Had a slight, I don't know how to say it, spat(?) with a YouTube NUFC fan who's old enough to know better, basically I noticed a video of someone where it looks like the point of his video is to somehow take credit for the club somehow acknowledging that the club wasn't formed in 1892. I commented on it saying it was common knowledge that the club wasn't founded then and used to be known as 1882 but was probably 1881. I also stated that it was just my hunch but the first I and others heard about the 1892 foundation was very coincidentally in 1992 when a skint NUFC were making a thing of it, maybe trying to punt centenary guff and using it as an excuse for our pre-season tournament featuring SBRs Sporting and Boro. Apparently what I said wasn't quite accurate? Anyway I replied that I've never taken the 1892 date seriously, NUFC memorabilia had 1882 on it and I even found an old NUFC programme with 'founded in 1882" on the club's details despite him saying the club hadn't acknowledged any date which I said was basically bollocks. The most amusing thing about this pointless correspondence was other people blowing smoke up his arse, thanking him for getting the truth out there and saying they had no idea about it, (you don't say!!) and generally praising his detective work. Fucking hell, I felt I was in some parallel NUFC mongaverse.

i think the lads will be up for this one. it won't be convincing but we'll win by the odd goal.

I'd be the Terry Mac of the dressing room. The players would be too busy enjoying the crack to be dropping bollocks on the pitch.

Oh you’ve met @Kevin Carr's Gloves then?

‘Appened YP

No(nce)

our takeover was only approved after the Premier League received “legally binding assurances” that PIF was separate from the Saudi government

People need to stop counting lascelles in the discussions in future squads, he’s fucking dog eggs. Would be one of the first out the place if I had my way. If ends up starting any games for us next season it’s a lack of planning. Don’t mind if he stays around for the vibes or whatever but deffo shouldn’t be actually playing for a team chasing Europe in 2025

Morning all - 1st post on here. Was always going to be a struggle to get something out of this game with the current form that the Dippers are in. Still disappointing to see us needlessly coughing up possession & making some bad decisions. I’m a big Tonali fan - but that was the worst shift I’ve seen him put in for us. Trying to look at positives, young Lewis Hall looked assured & can be personally pleased with his performance. Onwards & upwards - bring on Brighton! 😵🥊

Ballot's shit Membership's shit Random checks are shit ID checks are shit ST holders are shit Farmers are shit The rats in my garden are shit The unexploded ordnance in my flower bed is shit Week after week after week, that seems like incessant to me.