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Huh.... OK THEN.

he hasn't worked a day in years and gets a 4m pay off on top of an inflated salary. It's the stuff of dreams really, at the Bruce/Allardyce level of stealing a living

Hey lads Just had a message from one our fine members and I said something which I thought I’d share with you all. So.… One of the things I love most about here is that, even though we’re mostly total strangers to each other in real life, whenever one of us is suffering we come together like few places I’ve seen in t’interweb or real life. It’s my time to now be the recipient, and it really does mean so much to me, so thanks, each and every one of you. Even if you are a pack of twats

On the menu at Heston Blumenthal's place ?

Manchester United's second quarter results: Revenues down 12%, from £225.8m to £198.7m Broadcast revenue down 42%, from £106.4m to £61.6m Operating profit down 88.7%, from £27.5m to £3.1m Club debt up from £506.6m to £515.7m They owe £414m on transfer fees to other clubs

Richard Martin @RichMartinMcr "So United spent a total of £4.1m to sack Dan Ashworth in December, after spending £5m to release him from his contract at Newcastle...Effectively £9m down the drain"

Get fucked

Hope reckons Trafford a done deal in the summer.

Ah man, sorry to hear that. So quickly, suppose fortunate that you got in to that doc so you at least had some warning and understanding of what's going on. Anyway, really sorry to hear your news.

Very sorry to hear that, Fist.

Ahh shit mate, commiserations. Very sorry to hear that, so rapid. We're always here for support or for respite if you need it. This is my first and last heart emoji I'm using on here. ❤️

Yeah, it's a great speech. To answer your question, you know why. If Hilary Clinton can be successfully branded a communist, Bernie has no chance. The US is fucked.

"A Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar, barman says, "What a fantastic example of a harmonious, multicultural society..... [Laughter then applause] Please, no..... Thanks, what a great audience."

Aye I agree. We need to start treating him with the same level of disdain that he's treating all of the US's former allies. If you kiss his arse, there's a decent chance he'll call you out for kissing his arse a week after you meet him anyway. Trump's America can absolutely get fucked.

fancy waking up in the morning and putting the fear of god in to you by catching a glance of yourself in the mirror. then an hour or so later the penny drops and you realise it's because you're actually rio ferdinand. the fucking tragic cunt.

Absolutely past it but it'll be perfectly fine actually if they were to sell him to a Saudi club for a hugely inflated fee for his current worth. No problem whatsoever, there'll be no wailing or gnashing of the teeth from the usual suspects.

They'll still be allowed to spunk millions in summer. Probably by selling Cassimiro off for £500m to some corrupt cunt.

Thanks for ruling out that ever happening.

He walked away from Man U with a £4.1m payoff. Not bad for five months work.

Given the location and the rubbish fake name I think it’s nailed on Meenz sent that in

Aye, you might be right about Sanders 2016. Who the fuck knows with counterfactuals, I've given up trying to understand how we arrived here. I'd take the Gemmill option if I could but unless I literally ignore all MSM and become a hermit I don't think it's possible. Some positives mind. Apparently rather than emboldening the far right in Europe is actually damaging them. He has repulsed 90% of the continent. Watching Farage squirm is amusing, given what he's previously said about Ukraine he's fucked himself with his Trump allegiance. And Tesla is bombing in Europe. If you're stupid enough to buy one now it'll probably end up vandalised. None of this makes up for the reality we are heading for a dark place of course. But in the meantime, fuck America.

Ok, thanks for the answer, no USB stick at present so the Khyber will remain un-invaded for now.

I'll add that Bernie just doesn't have the reach either unfortunately. That video is doing a lot better than most of his do ( I do subscribe), but in sharing terms it hardly touches the sides, with 2.2 million views currently and approximately 2.1 million of those being from @Rayvin.

Terribly sorry to hear this mate. What a kick in the stomach after the good news just the other day. Hope you have good people around you and things go easy as they can under the circumstances.

My condolences, Fist. I hope things from now can go as well as they can for you all and work etc are helpful too.

So sorry Fist Do what you need to for your loved ones, but dont forget where we are to take the piss out off too.

Any kindle users on here? If so, have you seen this business where Amazon will no longer allow you to download your books to your computer from Feb 26th. Which basically means you don't own the books you've bought. Anyway, there's a script you can use to get all your books downloaded before the deadline. I'm doing that, stripping the DRM off them all, and then getting a different e-reader. Video below showing you how to use the script. Then you just use Calibre (free software) to turn them into ebooks that can be read anywhere. But that bit can wait, it's getting them from Amazon that can't.

Starmer visits Washington next week. Does he tell the cunt to make his mind up about NATO membership?… to all intents and purposes in the last month the US has told Europe to GTF. I think we should just call his bluff. He’ll want something out of an ongoing relationship but after the last week we should tell the cunt to fuck off

"If at the first 16 times you don't succeed, never try again."

@Monkeys Fist 😪❤️

So sorry MF. Take care of yourself

One of the few Democrats actually saying anything. Along with AOC who seems at risk of being arrested. So basically, the actual left wing of the democrats are the only ones prepared to say anything. He attempts to correct every lie here, it's a nice little speech. Why couldn't we have had Bernie as US president..

Shit MF. Worst possible news. Hope she can have some comfort in her last days and make sure you take care of yourself, as well.

So sorry to read that MF, take care of yourself and the family.

Anybody got a spare room?

A mate tonight suggested his actions are because he wants to be the greatest president but I think he wants to be the last fucking president. America is gone like. Europe has to step the fuck up now. No longer can we shirk our critical role.

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Closer relations with Europe have to be a rare good point in this. The other being it further highlights the treacherous dribblers amongst us who support Trump and now Putin as well.

@Park Life

Let’s not pretend that the US government has been a big success over the last 70 years. Its been a fucking shit show if we’re honest. It’s 36 TRILLION dollars in debt and everybody is miserable. Clearly after the last 4 years nobody can think that Biden was in charge. Kamala would have been more of the same. This is a new direction for sure and it’s either going to work or we’re all going to die.

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

Who told you that?

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This has legs.