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  1. T’Yorkshire Office.. a 21st century sitcom… Manager is a cross between David Brent and Compo from last of the summer wine… Other characters include the most Yorkshire man in history who inexplicably doesn’t support T’Leeds United and his side kick, a drug addled alcoholic predator who inexplicably doesn’t support T’Leeds United
    7 points
  2. Don't listen to him wyki, you still look great.
    7 points
  3. I saw the capacity (52,888) and couldn't help thinking if they were sort of channelling Bob Murray with a "couple of hundred seats more than SJP" decision. Scouse Mackems indeed.
    7 points
  4. 7 points
  5. This is the sort of shit I have (to pretend) to listen to when I my Mrs gets back from work. Please don't bring this to my sanctuary.
    6 points
  6. Says Mr Everton here. Never shuts up about them!
    6 points
  7. Aye, apparently they've designed the acoustics so that the boos sound four times louder than they did at Goodison Park.
    6 points
  8. @ewerk, have you been teaching this lad how to dig up old posts?
    6 points
  9. 🎶 It started with a gin Never knew I would fall for him It started with a gin Never knew I would fall for him You don't remember me do you? You don't remember me do you? 🎵
    5 points
  10. Sarah: "So what's your stalker called?" Stefan: "LondonBlue. Yours?" Sarah: "PaddockLad."
    5 points
  11. Just before Christmas I was in Morrisons looking for a decentish bottle of gin for wor lass and I sat on an old blokes arse. He was standing right behind me, bent right over looking at the opposite shelves, I didn’t know he was there and kind of squatted down to look at the bottom shelf I was facing and sat on his arse. 😬 I didn’t rub me sack on him tho. I got quite a shock, not as much as he did mind.
    5 points
  12. I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" "No fatty, don't eat anything!"
    5 points
  13. 5 points
  14. [Whistles].....LTA! You're on! (Oh, wait).
    5 points
  15. Imagine if anyone on here had responded like this to our defeat at City
    5 points
  16. EFC: "Don't forget mine!" Sarah and Stefan: "Who's that then?" EFC: "Goes by the name of Gemmill."
    4 points
  17. Some day I hope to find someone who loves me the way you love Stefan Borson.
    4 points
  18. 4 points
  19. I think we'll be up for this one after the shambles last Saturday. 1-3 to Forrest
    3 points
  20. Did Morrison see the funny side?
    3 points
  21. got my lad a ticket for this, it's his first game for quite some time for one reason or another. really, really pleased.
    3 points
  22. 3 points
  23. I’d love to be so clever that I don’t need the world explained to me by others Gemmill just can’t handle being wrong. He hates Everton for doing him over countless times just by their continued premier league survival more than he’ll ever love NUFC
    3 points
  24. oy... we're lads in the north east and we have lasses. we stick guys on bonfires and that's it.
    3 points
  25. I thought he must have been fouled for the winner at first view which would have been funny knowing it counted but then it turned out he was just hilariously shit instead.
    3 points
  26. The mackem giving it the 1-0 to the camera wearing the same hat as the wo/man at their ground who lost their shit offering mags on after the derby win then Onion trying to be the hard man by sitting/rubbing his sack on the Leeds keeper before the comeback. They never learn.
    3 points
  27. Surely there's some sort of compromise the doctor could make with you? Maybe just one sausage with cooked tomato instead of bacon in wholemeal bread?
    3 points
  28. If you like their new ground so much, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!
    3 points
  29. Don't worry, I have no problem getting your missus to put out.
    3 points
  30. 'Hey google, how do I get my wife to stop sending me to bed at 6pm without my tea?'
    3 points
  31. just be grateful you weren't shot fullstop in walton, the feral bindipping cunts.
    3 points
  32. If they'd got a points deduction at the right time, they'd be celebrating this in the Championship, the fucking tramps.
    3 points
  33. I was gonna say, do they have a poll yet
    3 points
  34. Who was the daft cunt meant to be silencing
    3 points
  35. I’ve found that one mag lad all the RTG heroes see on holiday, lads. Maybe we can offer him as sacrifice and they’ll leave us to sportswash in peace.
    3 points
  36. Patterson, future England no. 1, rooted to his line for the first which is headed well inside the 6 yard box then completely misses the cross for the second. Lovely
    2 points
  37. I wouldn't shed any tears if keane was shushed permanently. he's a cunt.
    2 points
  38. Aye , I got my brother to do it
    2 points
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