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Watching "Am I Being Unreasonable" there and there's a scene where one woman says to another: "And I also know you stand up to wipe your bum..." Other woman looking confused: "Everyone does that." "No. They don't." You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, you weird cunts.

Often, but not exclusively. You'd be surprised at the sizeable minority of queer folk who lean right politically and economically, although (luckily for you if your hunch is right) it does seem to be mostly gay men. I've never really understood it. Possibly a combination of internalised homophobia, a sense that they're sticking it to the people who bullied them at school, a desire to pull up the ladder and protect what they've got in a world that isn't always all that keen on them, and a secret admiration for Thatcher's dress sense. Scratch the surface and it's very often the same people who'd not only gladly jettison the T from LGBT at a moment's notice, but who are sceptical that the B even exists and aren't especially fond of the L. All while flirting with the police at Pride and holidaying in Dubai. Fun!

Someone must have told him poms love a whinger, cos this cunt can't stop.

Tonali was as bad as everyone else v Bournemouth and Fulham too. We do need to look at the players in the cold light of day tbh. And for that matter Howe. We’re in a great position. Maybe we don’t have enough of the cold eyed killers that will win a cup & get into the champions league; our financial position is almost certainly to blame for that. But that doesn’t explain the general lack of consistency we show. Is it just the absence of Botman and Joelinton at the moment?… we’ve played shite plenty of times with big Joe in the side this season too tbh. For me Botman should be the first name on the team sheet, we just look far more secure with him at the back regardless of formation as we showed v Arsenal in both games. I just have no idea which NUFC will turn up every time I see them. We’re like the schizophrenics of the premier league

yeah, i don't think our dad's army back line can play such an aggressive high line or forest will kill us. we need to press them but we need to do it sensibly and sandro needs to patrol in front of the back four and help them out. definitely put livramento back in for this one. bloody hope botman is nearing a return too. schar is off it this season and we looked very tight at the back with him and burn together. i'd put miley in midfield too. he'll give us more control than willock if joelinton is still crocked

we've had several of them in the last few weeks.

Could his drop off in form be because he didn't get that loan move he was promised and had his heart set on ??

If, like HMHM, you’d rather not sully your optic nerve, but still want the audio experience, you’ll need the following; A-Two large, thick, rusty nails 6” or longer. (knitting needles will do as a substitute, CT) B- A hammer C- Your partner. Place A gently in your ear canals. Get C use B to welly A until they meet in the middle of your brain.

Hope we have Botman available. Joelinton won't be so for me Miley staked a very big claim for starting by being our best player in his 45 minutes against City. Howe to figure out the best way for that midfield three to work; I'd have Tonali in the 6. Livramento back in for Trippier and we don't give our CBs the free roaming to press high against Forest midfielders. Murphy and Gordon both also need to be ready to use their pace to help out against the counter.

This is all I see. If this is white power messaging, it's a bit route one.

You are in that post.

I wouldn't shed any tears if keane was shushed permanently. he's a cunt.

Mrs S used to work in TV. The yanks used NTSC briadcasting system. This side of the pond they calked it never to colours the same

Didn't notice it 🤪

Is it an ugly baby? @wykikitoon

It might sound crazy but hear me out. How about instead of covering the kid's face you just don't post a photo of the child?

We've had quite a few displays like that this season.

I walked past the fowl botherer the other day as he was walking his mutt, at Forest Hall shops. I thought “ Fuck me Luke, you need to update your profile pic, you porky fucker!” Just as he nipped in to Gregg’s for a 4 pack of Sausage Rolls. He’s half the man he used to be… … plus the man he used to be. Mutt didn’t get any meat sludge pastry, either.

That yank, not you Rents.

What a cunt. You just know if Trump made a political gesture, a pardon if you will, this twat would be happy as Larry. As long as it's not his face that's eaten, that's all that matters. Hope he loses his home and his medical insurance and becomes a tramp sodomised on a nightly basis.

Those leopards are eating a lot of faces who voted for them (chortle)

Leeds acting like they've just won the champions league 😂

95m winner for Leeds 😂😂😂

Roy Keane. Keane had basically said "I don't know why Ange is going on so much about James Maddison. It's not like he was setting the world alight before he got injured." or words to that effect.

Who was the daft cunt meant to be silencing

to counter the negativity on here re Saturday i think that City played really well, in a manner that has seen us make many a top team look poor in the past. we seem to keep possession the way few can and when you pressed us we seemed to find a way out. the other thing we did was mix in some long passes which make the press a dangerous thing to do. I thank Nico Gonzalez for the improvement in possession. He's supposedly more of an 8 than a 6 so i expect him to be a 6 this season and replace Gundogan as an 8 next season. Rodri and Nico together just might be awesome. Time will tell. I thank Marmoush for the new cutting edge. I thank the pace of Khusanov for tightening up the rear line. He helped Stones be Stones. Khusanov was clocked at 37km last season in France. That is Spur's Van De Ven pace. And finally, if i'm honest, i thank the linesman.

I run the insta account for my cycle club. I follow some people who have had bairns recently. One is a lass who is a member of our club. Bairn is about 9 month old and whenever she posts a photo she covers the bairns face. No bother, I get that I think. But what does make me chuckle is them posting photos of when the bairns has just been chucked out, covered in shite and blood and on one of your massive milk laden tits and you're still covering the bairns face

I didn't realise worms could write? Grovelling, snivelling cunt.

Could be anything between 7-0 and 0-7 so I’m going for 0-0.

You’re only supposed to reuse things if it works the first time. That gif needs to be burned.

You’re forgetting the big lad up top 😆

Well I got the job! So am about to take a 20% pay cut, lose out on my bonus due next month (£10k, fucking timing) and begin my career again in the public sector. And I couldn't be happier. Would not recommend working for a US company.

Not even speculation. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/12/neil-warnock-cardiff-city-brexit-leave

This commentator loves to pronounce 'Barella' as if he's Rihanna.

Would. I'm sure Madame Tussaud would take it as the ultimate compliment.

Gloom patently a closet MAGA nazi, also drives a Tesla swasticar iirc

Back when Rolando Aarons was the next great hope.

My CV is pure fucking guesswork I've had 8 jobs across 4 teams over 20 years. I can barely remember which year I started and finished, let alone the exact month.