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Two cup finals and a champions league finish in three seasons. Despite all the PSR shite designed to stop us. Eddie you fucking legend.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-united-eddie-howe-dan-burn-b2693505.html

Newcastle through to a cup final and some lads decide to celebrate it by discussing the merits of Health and Safety in the construction industry. Has anyone put their finger on why we don't attract new members to Toontastic?

Outclassed Arteta tonight, totally out-thought him and it was amazing. They didn’t have a clue, first half sub of whoever their winger is was a massive clue Arteta shit the bed. Again

Proof the Lost Neck Monster exists.

7 in a row

Since 1879 I think

Keegan was is a god, but hard to compare to Howe given the financial clout Keegan had behind him. Most who lived through the Keegan journey thought we never experience anything like it again in our lifetimes and here we are on another one. Happy Days

Not to forget the great escape of 21/22.

And who didn’t have a bit of stiffness last night?

Fucking hell. You're apologising for someone else now?

They and the insufferable cunts who follow them will think they’ll win regardless of who they’re playing…but deep down they’ll know if we’re on our game we’re a match for them in almost every department. Is Gakpo better than Gordon? Has TAA ever had a good game against him?..is MacAlister better than Bruno? Who remembers Isak putting VVD on his arse last season?… Theyre not that good, they’re certainly not as good as Captain Teeth’s champions league winners. It’ll be fuckin hard but we can beat these..

Play the bairns and cripple the cunts

Gemmill tonight

I see we beat another shit team last night / Bruno dirty bastard / Gordon cheating bastard / Trippier horrible little bastard / Dubravka time wasting bastard But they aren’t obsessed with us🤣

Still time to delete this before Souness sees it.

There isn’t a team I’d rather beat more in a cup final

Howay Rents, we cannot think like that, every match is 50-50 and if we want to move forward we all need to take leaf out of Gordon's book and think positive. I've had enough of cunts like Collymore being referred to every time we play them. It's going to be about the Toon's positives, Gordon, Isak and Murphy ripping them apart. If our players truly want to leave a legacy, like Bruno has mentioned on a number of occasions recently, then they need not worry about what has gone on before, just what they can do in the future.

I shall have to look. That Ty was at home because he doesn't go to away games as his ankle bracelet doesnt allow it.

When it said “leading headteacher” I almost instantly knew it would be this cunt

3507 comments on our thread since Jan 12th. 44 pages since kick off last night.

It's hard to believe he's actually getting paid for such insights.

HMHM, MF, and PL are all newish to me.

We've already knocked out the rest of the top 4 so may as well beat these too like. If we win it, can't see many tougher routes to winning it in history.

Much rather this lot than Spurs in the final. Red scouse will be favourites and we won't have listen to big Ange whine about shit (although Levy will be on the verge of pulling the trigger once the fifth one goes in). Time to get the Liverpool monkey off our back and what better place than at Wembley, we need to make sure KK and Quasi are both with the Toon entourage.

Given last night’s shenanigans, fyp.

Aka The Weinsteins.

You have to feel a bit for her that she never got to meet the likes of me, PL, MF and TBD. Poor lass.

It always is. Rentamouth gobshite.

One of the lads at work was saying how Simon Jordan was saying Dave Brailsford is a total fraud. I have a new found respect for him

Man Utd's Martinez has done his ACL

Last time they were in the PL was 2016-17, when Hippo Heed fucked them off for his comically short tenure as England manger, and Moyes found out that there are, in fact, more toxic supporters than Everton on the planet.

I’m genuinely torn between hugely enjoying their extended time in the nether leagues where they belong, and wanting them to nip back up here with the big boys for a season, purely to see them comprehensively battered by all and sundry but also their pained response to “new friendships requests” getting the Spanish archer from everyone unfortunate enough to receive one.

Our Bridget is not a Marxist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Marxist, but she is NOT a porn star.

Little did we know back in the day at the Trent, we were all being groomed by a Marxist.

I'd forgotten they existed.

They have a thread questioning how many years it’ll take them to compete with us but it’s boring because it’s all largely sensible comments saying they probably never will again.

By the way, anybody checked up on our friends down the road?

just got to love this baby carrying badge kisser man......

Come back when you’ve chalked up 20 years 🤪

this tragic cunt just never gives up...

A few times last night, especially in the first half, I did find myself thinking "He's back".

he’s got the skill, pace, work rate and he’s got the numbers. Superb player

Can only empathise Craig. I'm a ball of nerves at the minute. Not helped by all the crazy shit happening in the US, which is beginning to directly impact my job as a lot of my work is on vaccines and have communications with the CDC and ACIP. Those people are going through hell, it's insane what is happening. Just taking a day at a time, look for another job, and staying off the drink is all I can do at the moment.

Anyone else notice Tonali's tapping him on the head for ages when they were celebrating his goal? Last season Gordon's home form was brilliant but was lacking away, this season it's been both. His potential to constantly work and improve himself as a player is amazing, shows a humility a lot of top level players lack.

Just add another goal against a top 6 side. 15 goal contributions in all comps this season so far. Top Class Player

OK then, he's lying. We've got loads of PSR headroom and loads of cash and they're just not spending it for the bants.

Would be nice to have a bit of luck for once like. We've beaten Forest, Chelsea and Arsenal twice on this run and still end up with fucking Liverpool in the final!

There was no such thing as manager but Seymour was absolutely de facto in charge.