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It's Stoke season marra.

Because I fucking know, you stupid thick lying arsehole. Pay your mortgage with your principles did you? Feed yourself principles on toast. LIAR. Hayden has done nothing wrong outside of not being good enough for the current squad.

The Basque Tony Pulis tbh

Ironically, the urge to stab them has increased ten fold since they appointed Lego head.

Their club is not above dishing out the tickets for free on the day to get people in so not sure why this would be different. They’d have made their money back peddling hotdog in a burger bun, pink slice and blue pop meal deals.

To be fair, Hooley13 makes a really good point. I guess it's unfortunate for Sunderland that they're the only football fanbase impacted by the celebration of Christmas.

Tell you what, for Google to refer to him as an Electrician, he must be fucking good at it.

He'd just resigned.

If Chelsea can get away with selling themselves a hotel to balance the books they can absolutely get to fuck with that

Aye, but you haven't considered additional out of pocket expenses like cheese slices.

Viv 2.0 His wife reveals in the doc that his favourite film was Zulu too. This would have made a great Twins reboot.

My dad told me a story once about Viv Graham rocking up at the balmoral in the west end one night when he was in there. Turned up with a bunch of lads to batter someone far smaller but 10x more mental, who allegedly laughed at him leading to the gang of roid ragers to jump back in their transit and head back east. My dad reckoned it was enough for him to shit himself despite being on the other side of the bar but not the nutter they confronted .

Trench digger in Bosnia, Gas Fitter at Auschwitz to name but two

More likely Meelan, Italians do adultry as a semi professional sport.

He’d absolutely batter them in for them too. Spanish Sam Allardyce would love it.

Graham Oates, I win

Walkerville's a lovely place and also not too badly placed either. It's a middle class enclave in the East End. "Now you run along to your Balmoral in the West End before I'm obliged to ring the police to move you on, and don't even think about looking for lead on my roof."

I caught that fiend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power

When they asked him if he would say whether or not he’d drugged his wife… … he refused. @Gemmill, are you sitting comfortably, we’ve begun.

Gemmill, likely to be the Guivarc’h of the pun game.

I’ve done all 6 this morning…. My main takeaway is the presenter is maybe a female version of Wraith? Graham story has no surprises. My other feeling on it is @thebrokendoll or some of his then associates were probably present at a lot of his crimes and that @Howmanheyman was probably also drinking somewhere in Wallsend the night he got topped so both are probably suspects in the as yet unsolved murder

What's he meant to do? Resign and refuse to be paid up to the end of his contract? Load of shit.

Mbeumo is a lanky cunt if you ask me.

Toontastic Lollipop Guild marching for Bryan again.

murphy is papering over cracks at RW. he's been great in this recent run and has developed a real understanding with isak, backed up by his goal contribution stats. but we've seen spells of form like this from murphy before and he has never previously been able to sustain it. miggy is yesterday's man, has been shit for over a year now and howe no longer fancies him - i wouldn't be surprised if he is the one to leave this window. if that is the case, we will urgently need to recruit in that area. RW remains the weakest area of the squad along with CF where our rotation options include a perma-crock and a kid who howe doesn't trust to use as a sub in important games. we're a serious injury to isak away from no longer being able to compete for the top four. the ideal signing would be a RW who can also provide cover at CF. someone like mbuemo would have been perfect, but i don't think we can afford the fee we'd have to pay for him and i don't think brentford would sell in january. if we don't upgrade CF/RW, our top four chances appear to depend on our starting eleven remaining fit for the rest of the season. we have a real chance to cement top four. investing in this window is a gamble given the financial regulations hanging over us, but if it could be worth a punt - securing the champions league money will also mean we can retain the likes of isak and bruno. time for mitchell to earn his money

Nah, isn't because they've all choked out when having a stangle wank like fam? Blud? Ty does in his Arsenal club shop gimp suit.

Only if they show their ankles off in public, marra.

They've singlehandedly stopped knife crime with those shirts.

3-1 - Archimedes to score - CT to pee lots

Oh my god stop. It’s like arguing with someone who thinks water is dry

Well, if they’d have turned up in numbers and supported their team yesterday, the “consideringly” lower opposition team could have been them again.

@Alex one for you this..... We mustn't have been a half a billion club when we got Forest, Chelsea, Brentford this season in the LC before Arsenal, or Dortmund, PSG and AC Milan last year in the CL or Man City away in the FA Cup last year after getting Man City then Man U away then Chelsea away in the LC. Some of them are so dense that light just bends around them. It's a pity it doesn't really 'makes him think'.

If don’t get the W then you’re banned for the rest of the season. yes, I used W. Deal with it.

"Get him out fam, get him out blud, I am done with this, fam, GET HIM OUT! You hear me, blud!"

Top reply “ You can hear the lad clapping back”

Ruddy and Gillespie are training goalkeepers, they face shots from the outfield players in training. It reduces the wear and tear/chance of injury on your first two keepers. Most first choice keepers now aim to make 2-300 “saves” per training session with the ball, but the majority of them are with the goalkeeper coach so they can work on technique etc.

Tell you what that book has taught me. That it could have been Spurs having all this success, but for Harry Redknapp. The author, Michael Edwards, and Damien Comolli were all at Spurs, and they were having some success with signing players using statistical based models. Then they appointed Redknapp. He thought it was all a load of shit and just wanted to sign players that he'd worked with previously. Which ultimately led to the protagonists decamping to Liverpool. Good old 'arry the dinosaur.

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway

Can you screenshot so we don’t have to give the cunt the clicks please 👍

Oh my fucking god 😱😱😱😱😱😱

I did see on Twitter one of them pointed out that they had played Stoke twice in December so people weren't gonna pay to watch them again!

First teams don't win titles, squads do. And we're a long way off having a title winning squad.

where did i say that you said that murphy was the answer? it's been apparent for a while that RW is the weakest area of the squad. CF is also an area of concern now that wilson looks finished. we have quality in depth at CB that we lack in those forward areas. you're right that murphy retains the shirt if or when we sign a new RW. for how long depends on his form and the quality of the new signing. eddie does like to bed players in to his style of play and to get them up to the fitness levels required, but some get up to speed quicker than others. isak, for example, pretty much went straight into the side.