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Can anyone think of a better 8 days than we’ve just had btw? Man U, Spurs and Arsenal all beaten, all away from home

Howe looks safe for a couple of weeks now.

That was fucking beautiful. Pure catenaccio for the final 1/4 but that’s a million miles away from just sitting deep and inviting pressure. Bellisimo. They created fuck all after that and we created more and played the better football before. Loads of great performances and Gordon and Isak will obviously grab the headlines. I thought Tonali was great. But Lewis Hall was absolutely fucking immaculate.

Was that Newcastle East End or West?

'2-0 to Forest at half time here at Molineux, Wolves fluffed their chances but Forest haven't. Jamie, what does Rubin Amorim have to do to get 'United®' firing on all cylinders again and how well has Slot done at Anfield since taking over?' ® Sky sports

I'd missed this having leapt out of my chair to do a round around the house :

Why don't you just ask for our D.O.B. Anyway, if I was playing, and I must stress that I am not, mine would have been the same scorer as our second goal at Old Trafford last week. Figure that one out boffins.

keith man, the fucking terminally stupid thundercunt.

Maybe not but fuck me we are getting closer to winning something. Genuinely think it's this year.

Fuck me. Fire alarm gone off?

I just hope this cup run doesn't derail our title bid.

So he's got yellow cards for the away players but left the homes ones in the dressing room? Cunt

Two things.... We're leading away to Arsenal in the cup, fairly even game. 5pts behind them in the league & commentator thinks it's OK to talk about Arsenal looking at Isak wishing he was theirs? Fuck off. Secondly, Arsenal are whining cunts.

Murphy with another assist.

Just seeing Arteta there, I'd fucking love to win this with something controversial. Get that little bellend crying in the press conference again.

Fuck me, we haven’t won at the emirates since Carrol scored that header. I was at that game in an executive box. The prawn sandwiches were flowing freely

Everton at risk of another breach and points deduction.. ... Careless.

Sky Sports News did a bit talking about the incidents in our game. The presenter bloke had obviously been given the role of devil's advocate talking about the Joelinton handball, but he just sounded like a fucking idiot trying to argue that the natural position for your arms is ramrod straight, tucked against the side of your body. The three other people - two ex pros and and ex ref were like "mate. That's not a natural position when you're a footballer in motion". Dickhead.

Fucking own goal, just about sums things up 🙄

He's redeemed himself in the last few games tbf. Im proper buzzing tonight mind. Can't remember the last time I had so much pride in the team. Best full back pairing we've ever had? Best midfield trio we've ever had? Gordon the best LW we've ever had? Isak the best CF since Shearer? Burn the most underrated CB in the league? What a team Howe is building. Sorry I ever doubted him!

Remember this? Fucking hell man, has to be one of the top 3 managers in the league, and with Pep off the boil this season I'm not hugely convinced who the other two are.

Sandro has played like a £55m midfielder since being moved to DM. We have had so much more control in midfield since that switch - we didn’t even miss Bruno today

What time is the draw for the final?

Howe gets it and has drilled it into them and brought the right characters in

Team actually look emotional as they applaud the away supporters - this team of players just get it.

Fucking outstanding performance. Won the game then sat back and allowed them to create fuck all of note.

Aye mental to be doing this without Bruno given how everything goes through him. Tonali has been fucking class. Restricted them to pot shots and lumped in crosses for the last 20 minutes. And they've never looked like scoring.

Arteta looking at his watch. What a fucking cleft.

Trossard looks like he might need to change his tampon at half time.

Mackem cunt alert.

Can’t believe we’ve just gone 1 up at old Trafford. Stuff of dreams lads.

Fucking hell I thought my stream was bad.

Imagine this.

Nobbi Solano in Munich in 1860 … err … 2001.

I’m not paying for that shit.

Tried getting a docs appointment this morning for a review of my meds 'Good morning can I book an appointment for a review of my meds' 'We are only taking appointments that require to see the Dr urgently' 'I have tried to do this online, but it says ring' 'Can you email on the following? blah blah' 'I emailed that and got a reply to call' 'That's the protocol' 'Yes, I have done that but got the reply to call. I waited a week, nothing happened so I am calling' 'If you send an email we can schedule something' Why is it so fucking difficult to schedule something?

Btw, the talk about Rice’s exquisite delivery and Arsenal’s bespoke, artisanal, handcrafted set pieces. Expertly designed by their expert set piece coach. And compare that to the equally lifting patter if we’d lost 0-2 in the first leg of a semifinal v Arsenal at home, with a squad costing next to nowt under Rafa, and almost all of our opportunities came from corners and free kicks

Eddie is shit housing Arteta with this formation like. His head will be gone before the final whistle.

He only plays well against one on the bottom 20 teams.

Ah yes, the Saudi evil masterplan has finally come to fruition after years of devious scheming. What dreams in Riyadh are made of

Half expecting LTA's to be Charles N'Zogbia or something?

Overwhelmed with a variety of respiratory illnesses at the minute, mate. Which is just making a bad situation worse

Theo Walcott?