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“Ahh yes, The Tractor Boys, isn’t it? “ “ Sir Bobby Robson, hmm? “ “ That UEFA Cup win, jumpers for goalpost, hmm?” “ Mick Mills, Paul Mariner, isn’t it? “ “ The Toons will , as they say up there, fuckin’ howk them. 5-0, isn’t it? “

CT selfie mug?

Well that’s CT’s Tantalising Trinkets closed for Christmas . Fuck me, hard graft is no fun whatsoever. Unbelievably long days for 4 weeks solid. We are talking 12 -18 hour shifts with no skives to be had. Nearly 6000 orders in total and thank the Lord the wife is still on the sick recuperating Was going to close Monday but this shitty chesty virus has broken me. Soon as I’m better though, time to party like it’s 1999 (The Sofa Years, also known as Debbie from accounts). Hopefully that’s me done til February so plenty of free time to work on new player chants.

The effort from Microsoft Copilot has flourishes of a North Korean song about Kim Jong Un

Have we not got a chant to the tune of Mambo Italiano about Sandro Italiano? If not, I'd like to commission CT to write two verses and a chorus.

Please consider this a gift from a grateful student to his tutor. You taught me everything I don’t know.

Albert:

If we lose this and give them safety points, I am taking cyanide. Need to come out firing on all cylinders. Glad to be on the forum, American fan, Trump can fuck off, and yes I am overweight thanks. Favorite player of all time is Løvenkrands and yes I am serious. Thanks.

Sandro's song. 🎶 You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban Every gambler knows That the secret to surviving Is knowing what to throw away Knowing what to keep 'Cause every ball's a winner And every ball's a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to win the carabao cup And when he finished speaking He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness Sandro, he broke even And in his final words I found an ace that I could keepl You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban. 🎵

it's been quite some time since @Christmas Tree penned one of his famous songs. I miss them.

Done.

"....and welcome to the semi final draw of the carabao cup, four teams competing for a wembley win. Here's some numbers to watch out for.... 1. Arsenal 2. Liverpool 4. Tottenham Hotspur..... ..... Over to Jamie Carragher and Paul Merson to draw the balls."

This is so shit it's brilliant

In the unlikely event zoidberg is female my German offering is 'Getten ze bappzuns raus!'

This guy just sorted out my mobile monthly contract too. I think

FYP

Welcome on board. Lovenkrands isn't even his own mam's favourite player, but it's nice that he's that for you.

Trying to find footage of the foul to post on here, for which no red card was issued. I found something even better, sound up! Forget Cates, I've found Lineker's replacement.

Fuck sake man, I've already got Albert down the big market selling tickets. He's labelling it "fight of the century" and everything.

Survival of the fittest Dave. I fully expect to come back tomorrow and find them both floating face down. That is not my problem.

You didn't teach them fishing, you showed them a lake and told them to get on with it.

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

First link was someone saying we are close to getting Bakayoko Second one saying Miggy to Charlotte FC for £10mil. All replies are from Russian bots saying “ cry more, lefty!”

I'd be very disappointed in you if I'd took it up now, wouldn't I?

Aye, typical Irish behaviour, stay neutral, but you'll be refuelling U boats on the sly.

I said that to our lass and the look was enough

A proper businessman would start a January sale on boxing day FFS

Strangely enough, I do quite like my little 4am til 8am shifts, but only when I have too. That time of the morning it’s either Airport / Station runs or all the people who have hospital appointments. (Diabetics etc). The drunks are all in bed and I try to get finished before the school rush hour. Ideally it would be nice to get the gift side up enough to cover the taxi earnings. Still also very interested in the crypto side of things, but just haven’t had a chance to be hands on since April. Sorry, short answer was yes.

I watched them all again quite recently and I totally agree that it’s still great.

3-1 to us. Goals shared among Ambrose, Dyer and Bramble

Says the king of research, Mr don't worry they're not suspended for the semi. Pipe down, bitch tits.

The lack of consistency in image size really makes this.

Yeah but think of all the great times he had as owner. They've got to be priceless.

Never change a winning prediction.

We'll hump them - 4-1 to us (or them)

Worked in Ipswich for a couple of years, the only words I mastered in the local accent were tractor and turnip, when in a meeting, if they started jabbering at each other in "local" I would randomly exclaim "tractor" or "turnip" or sometimes both, pissed them off no end. Nice place, liked it tbh. 0-4

Get him sacked immediately

If you park next to the Greggs in Harlesden, this lad lives in the doorway there. He’ll watch your car for 10 tabs and 8 Ace.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/18/brexit-cost-uk-27bn-in-lost-trade-in-first-two-years-review-finds £27bn in lost trade in the first two years of Brexit. But don't worry, remember that JRM claimed we'd be back to normal by 2070. This remains the single stupidest thing a country has ever done to itself.

Caught a bit of a couple of people discussing the Man U game at Spurs on R5 and they couldn't believe how quickly the new bloke has had an effect and turned things around and I'm thinking, am I living in a parallel universe?

It's like a right of passage, but you will receive several less than friendly comments, weather those and you will be made welcome, otherwise fuck off (see). What's your NFL team ? Some potential answers may make me your sworn enemy.

And a happy hogmanay, my Scottishish friend!

With my Photoshop skills? Are you taking the piss?