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Toonpack trying to get to his phone to correct everyone on his recent behaviour.

I feel like the version of Toonpack from last week is underappreciated tbh. *posts chart showing Toonpack as fourth best poster in the category of user with "toon" in his username.* They can't all be blue chip players.

I’ll think you’ll find Toonpack’s fractiousness last week and in particular at the weekend was due to it being “full moon week” …. it’s a phenomenon I’ve observed regularly throughout my life and I can assure my fellow posters that the dear old grandad of this board is a full blown MOONIE ☺️ (His attack on scousers was particularly viscous and came on Sunday, when this seldom seem bad boy reared its frankly unwelcome heed )

I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. You can blame managers all you want but a good professional will take personal accountability. He's been off form more often than on it and is exactly the sort of mistake we need to avoid. Cheering his team on on Twitter on the Sunday then saying he wants to leave on the Tuesday. The manager left him out for various reasons and instead of admitting his shortcomings and treating it as a challenge he's decided to fuck off elsewhere for an easier life. Oh, and going to his old school to drop off presents while making sure a friendly journalist is there to witness it? Let no good deed go unpublicised.

Bruno has read this thread and in an act of defiance has dyed his hair blonde again. He intends on stinking the place out for the next 5-6 weeks so Pep loses interest.

WHOA!

https://archive.is/8opzF Found this is to be a really interesting article about our performance director

Sorry, I've already clocked off for Christmas.

He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score.

Well by the established metric here his underappreciation would amount to seeing Murphy as a worse option than Almiron. Toonpack arguing with himself from a week ago. His only worthy adversary.

Osula has gone bleach blond along with Bruno and Joelinton. Ohhhhhh jesus.

How is the parking situation in London these days? Asking for a mackem friend…

Great win. Gives Howe an extra game before the sack brigade goes on a march again

I want Man Utd, they are still shit and we can get at them

Arsenal through. At least Isak will be cup tied for them.

The Dolphin is bouncing. Proper Christmas party atmosphere. We can all thank @Howmanheymanfor this. May his job be long and prosperous

They're different, but both very good. Where Robinson is better carrying the ball (Progressive carries, successful take-ons), Hall is better passing it (Progressive Passes, Pass completion, Passes attempted). Hall may have fewer assists, but given the chances he's created for teammates (xAG), you could reasonable have expected him to have had more. Defensively they're pretty close too. I chose 3 other leftbacks to compare https://fbref.com/en/stathead/player_comparison.cgi?request=1&sum=0&dom_lg=1&player_id1=289601e6&p1yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id2=da011f18&p2yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id3=5ad50391&p3yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id4=2e4f5f03&p4yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id5=d9565625&p5yrfrom=2024-2025 and he's right up there with the likes of Gvardiol

Most affected will have retired already and have a better quality of life than us poor cunts still working. "Please give me some compo so I can pay off the cruise without it affecting my savings rates." Fuck 'em. If I have to work until I drop then I have zero sympathy for any cunt that contributed to it by voting for shit that shagged the country up the arse without consent.

"midtable stodge but good in the box" is what the wife wrote in my christmas card.

They'll need to boycott it and travel from Leeds/Bradford I guess. It's still funny watching them get into a stew about fuck all.

Isn't that just what she calls auld Callum when he's over?

@Howmanheyman’s first gaff, post beer shart?

I thought it was me who'd taken up the mantle as bad boy on all things anti scouse? frankly I don't care though, I can't stand the cunts and I'm quite happy to share the burden.

gordon or Rashford? 😂

Oh great.

How long will it take him to cement his place as a regular poster I wonder.

Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios.

Finish at 6 tonight, quick change of clothes and into town for it. And I cannot be fucking chewed

Sorry @Monkeys Fist it may have been too deep a call back to Tom not knowing who John Anderson was many years ago.

420 WUT WUUUUUUUUUT!

Imagine where he'd be if he'd not missed those other three chances though? The shit cunt.

ANOTHER semi final for Mr Edward Howe

Just woke up, missed first half. *Checks score…

Stick that up your hoop @Holden McGroin

That doesn’t really help them other than getting his wages off the books which I presume aren’t huge. They still have to depreciate his transfer fee because they can’t afford to take that hit. EPL will probably let them transfer it to a hotel or something shit though.

Don’t read the fucking thread then.

That comes under “Natural Collaboration and Individual Intensity”, Shirley? Bunce ✅

I’ve set an alert on my calendar for the full moon in January where I will continue monitoring your behaviour

Oh no, I still venomously despise the bastards, I’ve never even forgiven that cunt Keegan. “Keegan two, Highway one, Liverpool three, Newcastle none”. A phrase that shall live in infamy.

Sup Gemmill? You're love for concrete not that rock-solid yet?

Sorry, I don’t under appreciate him. I think he is limited and we should aim higher. Good lad, good player. But where are we aiming?

Don’t want to play the itk here but i know that rashford has spent a fortune buying a golf club and turning it into a house, his long term GF was doing all the design work, and they have broken up. I know footballers aren’t allowed to struggle with form despite personal issues, I would love him here but his wages are out of reach.

I'd report this but seeing the paperwork would only land at one my customer service centers I'll let it pass.