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Some photos from Saturday, what a day we had in hoslitality

"Do you ken Santa's daein selfies? I'll shout him over." "Errr, dinnae fash the now, Da, the elf will do rightly enough."

Did you ask Santa to bring you an upgrade on your Nokia 6230 camera phone?

Starting to look like a phenomenal bit of business from the mackems tbf. They sell their star player for what now appears to be about £12m more than he's worth, although that wound will still sting. Luckily, they still have the better of the Bellingham brothers on their books to keep them hard while they finish on the backs of their sister mams.

The woman over his left shoulder realised pretty quickly that she'd been crop dusted.

Now fuckin wait a fuckin minute ya cunt…

I think my dislike of Liverpool Football Club(TM) is entirely justified from various aspects across my life. My mother was desperate for me to be a Liverpool fan because she was, I received more than one liverpool shirt as a gift even after I'd fallen in love with Newcastle. Then as I grew up a bit their incredible over-representation in the media with ex players making up the vast majority of punditry across most channels was infuriating, they could do no wrong ever. Playing against them was always a fucking slog regardless of whether we won or lost. STEEEEVIE GEEEEE and The Suarez shit thereafter where they got absolutely free rides for assault, racism etc. Klopp turning out to be one of the most unbearable, ingenuine dickheads in football over the last several years rounds that one out. As a city I don't mind Liverpool as somewhere to go eat and do a bit of shopping, personally prefer manchester but whatever. Its fine. As for scousers, my time working in Liverpool taught me that, while there were plenty of good lads there, there aren't many more unbearable groups of people to be around than the scousers whose personality is "from liverpool". I'm not going to elaborate on that one much further as I genuinely reckon you all know exactly what I mean by that. Also the beatles can fuck off and John Lennon was a cunt.

Bruno has read this thread and in an act of defiance has dyed his hair blonde again. He intends on stinking the place out for the next 5-6 weeks so Pep loses interest.

Imagine where he'd be if he'd not missed those other three chances though? The shit cunt.

"Ay, right then, let's just stick to the elfies ken?" Have to say the Selkirk family are the most scottish looking cunts ever. 👍

Maybe all of Selkirk’s family are midgets ?

I'd report this but seeing the paperwork would only land at one my customer service centers I'll let it pass.

canny, but not as good as paddocklad's hooters photos.

HMHM: The NUFC fan base:

I'll miss this one, I'm at work.

it is a canny read that, although it shares the same glaring omission(s) that many other similar articles do from the 80s, that of the policing of the women's greenham common protest and most specifically that of the peace convoy/new age travellers in the ludicrously named 'battle" of the beanfield. it wasn't a battle, it was a meticulously planned and sustained assault by the police on another section of society that thatcher took exception to. it rivalled orgreave in its brutality, possibly even exceeded it as it was carried out in front of and impacted women and children. fucking horrendous and largely forgot about,

I’ve known some absolutely cracking lads from Liverpool and some utter pond life too. The city is… meh. Full of cunts begging in my experience. Also, when you live in a city like Newcastle, it sets a high bar, which most places fail to pass. As for the club, the list of reasons to dislike them is large, and grows every season, but at the top, always, and why I’ll always dislike them more than most, is because they’re responsible for this. Cunts.

He played 60 mins this evening.

Feel like his time would be better spent on a boxing forum

Hate to be the voice of reason here, I love Murphy and he seems a great lad. But those are his ranks against our own players. If he is, what looks like, our most productive player (apart from Isak I am guessing) then that’s a pretty terrible statistic that is backed up by our lack of goals this season.

God bless Murica

Some cunt literally breaks one of our lad’s legs… “ Get up…”

NUFC score. Ando: "I mean.... What's the Brentford boy doing there? Terrible defending."

Neither have I tbh but the signs are good 👍

If you give us £100m for him then I am fairly certain we'll be a forgiving bunch. If your lot try a protracted bullshit negotiation starting at like £50m I'd probably just delete your account

Selling what should be a publicly owned utility to a foreign billionaire. Absolutely not a recipe for disaster

You started signing your posts now?

Thought selkirk was the elf?

I’ve just got home after starting in Kent at 11:00pm last night. 4hr delay getting loaded. My 9hr guitar playlist “ We’re Not Worthy!” got belted out on the way home. ( I’m also at work for this, but will listening to John Anderson being dour as fuck on Radio Newcastle).

They can terminate his contract if he has failed a drug test. This sounds like another Inside job. They did the same with Mutu when they wanted him off the wage bill.

Looks like a canny day out. Very smart suited and booted as well.

See you in 2035 cunt. 🙂