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Really sorry to hear that mate. Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. Our thoughts are with you.

Here goes the so-called accountant avoiding answering Leazes simple question all over again.

drag racing?

Works fine for me, mate.

Those were the days. Still, it's unfair to say that only Leazes engaged in such behaviour. I think Gemmill's protestations that his support of Souness was only to wind up LM is an attempt at significant revisionism. At least some things never change.

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.

My wedding anniversary today. 36 fucking years. The woman must be a saint

Class. I do remember finding out about Souness as I was waiting to fly out to Barcelona and being fucking livid as he was obviously such a terrible choice. Fuck me, literally staggered that was 20 years ago. Gemmill definitely used the Souness love in to wind up the likes of LM but he also firmly believed the Souness "hard man" narrative that he would sort out the young guns, and stubbornly stuck with this. It was his Everton opf the time.

Essembee is one of the greats. He went from an unhinged lunatic to a sage when (and only when) he spoke about Sunderland. Like an idiot savant for all things mackem.

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye?

YER MA!

CT remains confused as to why wise men say "only fools Russian"

The SIMPLE QUESTION that was buried within a 10 paragraph rant, which was somewhere within a page-long quote pyramid.

Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅

I demand a re-run of that valuation.

Afternoon all, Apologies if this belongs in the 'Classifieds' but thought we'd drop a link to our latest Podcast with Sir Les - he talks all things 95/96, Asprilla's antics, Keegan's team talks and much more - you can also win a signed Newcastle shirt from the Champions League season just by subscribing to the YouTube channel (and there's not many entries) We're a fairly new podcast with TNT presenter Jonty Sargeant and have other episodes with Harry Redknapp and John Barnes available, Again apologies for the shameless promotion and if it's in the wrong forum but thought the shirt in particular could be an easy Christmas present for someone where there's not a lot of entries, plus a sit down with Les Ferdinand is never a bad listen... Thanks for your time and hope you enjoy the show!

And if you wonder how something like this works. It goes a bit like this: MP, former MP, former SpAd or something like that knows exactly how much was previously spent on these folders, where they were purchased etc. So they (for example) tell a sympathetic journalist at the Telegraph or the BBC to send in a very specific freedom of information request. And there’s your highly important bit of investigative journalism carried out in the public interest.

If it was anyone else, I wouldn’t bother, but… … you do know that’s a parody site, don’t you?

I mean, I am sometimes a bit dubious about my "photoshopping" skills but this takes it to another level. The Knight Ryder has no corporeal body, he has transcended this World to join Bobby Robson beyondthe Pearly Gates.

Think you've understated how amusing the opening post is marra. Of course Musk will buy them, he's a MLF! Also 29 pages of this insanity!

On a related note… when I first chatted about my eosophillic asthma diagnosis and treatment on here it was pointed out to me by a poster who was very well qualified to know that what was keeping me alive was costing the state £12k a year and made sure that I was aware that had I to be approved for treatment, it was assessed that I as a person was of sufficient value to UK society to warrant this outlay for the rest of my life…. She’s spot on about the Labour Party too but that fuckin weasel Streeting is balls deep inside more than one US private health provider https://bsky.app/profile/jackmonroe.bsky.social/post/3lcqqcvrhtk2v

Its fine, if I wasn't writing them I wouldn't read my posts either

Somehow I'm now also wondering whatever became of @essembeeofsunderland. Not in the same league as leazes of course but I have to admit that I pay far less attention to Sunderland without him here.

Whoa! How did you get into the Barron Knights’ bedroom?

We should really try and stop being complete cunts to everyone new who posts on here.

I’m glad you pointed out it was photoshopped as I was sat here wondering how HMHM got a pic of The Knight in bed?

I'm in the same boat. Until this second I always assumed knights ETA. Mrs,S just asked why I was laughing so much. Asked her to write the song title down. Oh yes KNIGHTS it is

Them two and Ugly Mackems formed an axis of evil back in the day. But the coalition split due to the latter’s withdrawal of support for the Halls and Shepherd.

As an aside, Luigi Mangione is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard of

Exactly that 👆 when brown nosing clients goes wrong. ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good. Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there.

Fucking hell yes. "When will YOU answer MY simple question?" was his catchphrase.

BD in Leazes Mag endorsement shocker !!! p.s. Aye, was him on skunkers.

I want you to do a YouTube trucking channel like Trucker Tim Than I can ✅ you.

It should have been a simple reply. This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in. So I thought I would reply with the answer.

If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

No good deed goes unpunished

I've been well and truly thrown under the bus by my line manager We're doing a job where the site gaffer is an absolute window licker. He is complaining all the time he cant set out XYZ because he cant get a setting out engineer on site. Well fuck off, that's not our issue. It's a complex site and we have tried to simplify the foundations. Last Friday I wasn't in the office, line manager agrees to update some information and hasn't communicated that to me. Come in this morning, email from window licker addressed to line manager. Line manager is in meetings all morning, so I have tried to help and replied. Architect replied with 'Where is your updated information as promised in the meeting on Friday, we need it today otherwise we are in delay' Nice, lovely, lush, amazing. Line Manager ✅

It was effective though, cant argue with the results. Finally a good guy with a gun etc.

By the end (and we’ll before that) he was absolutely as you describe him. I’m not seeking to defend him. But when Robson was still manager, which was when I first started using message boards, he could be reasonable at times. I stress at times because there were certain topics where you just couldn’t have a discussion without him going ballistic. He definitely had a tile or two missing off his roof like. On that message board him and Wacky ran that was deader than dead, he definitely used to reply to himself using different accounts.

He stunk the place out man, an absolutely unhinged old racist who derailed every single thread with his weird shepherd obsession. He would accuse people of saying stuff he’d plucked out of thin air if they happened to disagree with his batshit agenda and he could start an argument in an empty room. Thank fuck we infected his computer

Eales should have a cash register sound ready to go for if he picks up the phone and it's Ratcliffe.