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I was just thinking earlier on that he'll be on GB News before too long cooking up Great British Bangers. He'll be on about 15 minute cities on twitter within 6 months too. Retweeting Sharron Davies.

Let's see if this tracks for him...

Gemmill right now:

If the Premier League were somehow the UK government they’d have a law in place to prevent this by tea time on Tuesday https://archive.is/5JaoM

My dad worked in the original Carliol House for years and years. No shortage of anecdotes, as you might imagine - like how one of the NEEB/Northern Electric bigwigs didn't want to get wet going from his office to his car so they literally built a footbridge from the back of Carliol into the Dex car park for him.

I’ll admit that I like to go through the archives on occasion but WTF?

Delighted to see that he's getting lumped in with the paedos.

I've been walking the dog unable to stop giggling at the phrase "these sausage sandwich eating muthafuckas" to describe Brotherhood of Man. @Alex @spongebob toonpants @PaddockLad

This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material.

Well I know fucking Watson and Keegan aren't starting, SUTCLIFFE!

You seen the team sheet like, Breadstick?

Hey dickheads. We don't do the "Hohoho someone who isn't even playing gets the winner" shit in my threads. That's what started the rot.

Before anyone starts about the rules. ewerk cried uncle.

I am happy to temporarily cede match threads to you for the Liverpool match if you’ve got the gonads.

Now you can use the towels for what they were intended for. To mop up the blood.

The bit in the 11 o’clock Show when he was in Norn Iron btw including when he asked if Terry Wogan used to be in the IRA.

I use Podcast Addict and it's spot on.

You can hear some people coughing towards the end of the clip. They'll never get that dust out of their lungs.

Can't believe nobody so far has mentioned the cultural event of the year so far, the demolition of Hexham House in Walker. The wife mentioned it but we forgot about it till we were sitting having a cuppa in the house and heard a big explosion in the distance. The crowd.

If your "at work" mojo transfers to the mackems you can fuck right off btw.

They dead, like?

I'm at work for this game.

Aye that's pathetic. It wouldn't even cost them votes. The majority of people think Brexit was a mistake and giving young people back the opportunity to work in Europe is part of the fix. Nobody but the most blinkered would see that as a betrayal.

soon as isak bumped his hip yesterday I said to the wife that's him going off and probably not to be seen again this year. oh for a human tank like supermac again man.

If Gordon or Isak had taken their first half chances (again) we’d have tonked them too.

Burn and Schar are doing alright at the minute, but I also think we shouldn't kid ourselves that they remotely compare to other central defensive pairings at the upper ends of the division. We're getting by at the minute but it's not gonna last. Central defence is another key part of the squad where big investment is needed.

how the fuck is snappy feet starting this thread?

We must must MUST, decide on a settled side and stick with it. We’re so disjointed it’s mad, everyone is playing with someone different next to them every week. Am certain that’s why Tino is struggling going forward he’s got a different RW outlet and midfielder next to him every 5 bloody minutes. And Gordon must play on the left, if that means the kid has to play because Wilson can’t do a long shift if Isak’s fucked, so be it.

I hope Man City get back on track against Liverpool today. A City win will put a bit of pressure on them before our match.

Ultras are the worst thing ever to happen to football, if you need a megaphone and drums for atmosphere then your fans are shit.

The worst thing about all of it is you get to treat us to another of your wonderful match threads.

West Ham getting absolutely tonked at home. Just goes to show how bad that result was during the week.

Not quite as bad as joining the Mud Ckub, but I’ve only just, today, this fucking morning in fact, discovered that there is a second pair of blackout curtains in my truck, that drop down alongside my bed. Ffs… No more hanging towels to try to block out light.

It’s complete nonsense. Gerry Adams was never in the IRA.

Fury looks well mind.

I wonder what he made of New kids on the block's 'Hangin' tough'?