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That's LTA's Christmas present sorted.

Didn't even read the second bit until I did the first bit

he's just turned 22, he should be doing exactly what trippier was doing off it!

This is what happens when Blastronaut is allowed out of the guitar thread.

Falconry images ✅

Fashion truly is cyclical https://www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-salmon-on-your-head-is-back-in-fashion-for-orcas-after-a-37-year-break-76971

FYP

I would add, if you are so afflicted but want to share a story/tweet from there, please screenshot it and post, so we don't give the cunt the clicks. Ta!

Not sure he's married yet.

Whilst wobbling your head.

@PaddockLad mate that terrible news and I don't doubt you've looked at every option. Is there any chance there is somewhere that can take him? A dog refuge or maybe a farm/property that works dogs with behaviour/pack issues? Have you seen this? https://cbtdogbehaviour.com/where-to-surrender-an-aggressive-dog/ The pain thing as a cause is interesting. A lot of dog behaviour "specialists," especially the TV ones like to put them on sedatives but it doesn't fix the issues and people end up with a dog that is just there but missing. Hope you and the semi permanent are okay.

Funnier when you do the accent.

Aw that's really sweet and gives a great bit of insight on how you and your Scouse husband have one of the strongest marriages in the history of football rivalries.

On this twitter debate, I'd just add that if you really believe that Musk is trying to interfere with democracy and the rule of the law globally, but very specifically in the UK at the minute, and that his means of doing all of that is twitter.... Why the fuck would you still have an account on that website, never mind be logging in and scrolling through it. You're literally a part of the problem.

What a horrible situation PL. Is putting him in a no-kill rescue centre an option or not? Either way, you’re losing the little fella which is going to be rough.

Fuck M'bappe:

🚨🚨🚨SOCCER JERSEYS🚨🚨🚨

Man that’s awful PL. Sorry to hear that it must be heartbreaking.

Josh Brolin is on Radio 2 and it sounds like Zoe Ball has a broken tap somewhere

😢 Thats shite PL man.

Shit PL, we lost one of ours at three, through medical issues, it really sucks, even more so when you have put so much effort into turning it round for them 😔 So sorry mate.

Nothing much else you can do PL. A dog becomes part of the family but ultimately you have to think of the safety of the people around you. Not your fault or the dog’s fault, just the way he’s built. A really shit situation for you and most importantly the dog.

How can you be this weird and this boring at the same time?

Absolutely. When Trippier was that age he was turning out for Burnley in the Championship. He’s just become a first team regular, hopefully he’s learnt from Tripps of what to do on the pitch and what not to do off it.

"Who'd be interested in any of that old rubbish, Ted?"

Agreed

I’m very ready for Pep going off the rails. The bloke is a bit of a headcase when it’s going well, he’ll be smearing his shit under Grealish’s nose shortly

Tino is 22 years old. I think that will come with experience.

*sighs.

Trained as a barrister. I mean barista

Not like you to look on the dark side dude.

Think this is wishful thinking personally. Money begets power, which begets more money. Money drips up, no down. The future is for an Elyseum styled Broligarchy.

I removed Elon’s cunt app from my phone yesterday as per Toontastic T & C’s 🫡 I haven’t as yet lowered myself to follow Toonpack on Bluesky though. I do have some standards

If Big Dan was playing we’d have won that or at least come away with a 0-0. Kelly was poor but he’d need a run of games before we should fully judge. BDB was awful when he first went back to CB but is now a lynchpin.

For fucks sake

Absolutely perfect that the anecdote begins in El Prat airport.