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I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these. *insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

Fair play to remember that little kid when he's just scored his first goal for England. Seems like a really good lad.

We go again mes amis. The regiments are reassembling. We will march through and over the "so called" Irons as our battle hymn rings loud. Ce n'est qu'un pauvre petit marteau Ses vetements sont tous en lambeaux et dechires Il ext venu pour se batter, alors nous l'avons incendie Et Maintenant il ne vient plus 4-0 (Willock will score)

When I started my first job I thought there was two new starters, me and a Chinese kid called 'Hoo Yee' who was usually in the same vicinity as me but disappeared when the auld lads called out to him.

Obviously we seen Burn do something similar last season. I know it's easy to get carried away when it's players for your team do anything positive and I'm sure the mackems will have their own take on it, but there definitely seems to be some really good personalities in our club now. Not forgetting the genocide of course.

🎵 Straight outta Dumbo Crazy muthafucka named Wykiki In a band called 'Old films by Disney' 🎶

Gemmill hooked by Big Frank.

Absolutely hilarious btw that Clarkson, like Dyson, pumped a bunch of his considerable fortune into farmland as a tax avoidance trick. Clarkson even got a TV show out of it. And now it's backfired. Get fucked, the pair of you. Pretending to stand alongside actual farmers cos their little tax hack has failed.

CLARKSON!!!! Dumbo'dYP

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8rlk0d2vk2o Don't know if this has been posted btw, but it's gonna affect next to no farmers of normal wealth. If they're that strapped, they'd have been better off staying at home and working their fucking fields and not wasting a tank of tractor fuel marching for Clarkson and Dyson's interests.

I can’t put that on my own social media. My friends in the most intensively farmed area of Scotland where I grew up would very likely stab me to death in the village pub next time I’m up

“Hello police? I’d like to report a murder. Victoria Derbyshire had just stabbed Jeremy Clarkson to death in central London” ☺️

Won't genuine working farms that are inherited be subject to business relief anyway which would reduce (if not remove entirely) any inheritance tax? BBC news were interviewing a bunch of young people destined to inherit their parents farm. Each one was a pampered posh cunt that has never, and will never work that land. They are waiting for their parents to die so they can sell the land and blow millions on toot and champagne.

We couldn't get any help if our savings were over £16,000 for UC purposes but I was just lucky it wasn't £3m, I'd have been fucked then, thank God.

By the way, just how good are Bowie and Jagger singing and dancing in this video with the background music not on?

Rare bread?

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BeGuChTgc/ Says a lot about them that the clip they show to celebrate him is him nearly scoring a 40-yard epic own goal..

Ginger farmers from the Cotswolds ✅

Not disputing that figure, but I’ll never forget the day before the actual vote, I was doing a little bridge job right at the top of Wensleydale. Driving up the valley from the east it was just a shitstorm of LEAVE posters and banners on every property or set of gates* and I was utterly baffled as they were literally turkeys voting for Christmas. *there was one fantastic exception who’d gone full “fuck you” with an EU flag flying, and about 10 Remain banners.

Clarkson trying to incite a pile-on against a woman when he realised he was losing the argument as well. What a fucking cunt.

I would also add that whether they voted for it or not, we democratically decided to make the country poorer. That impacts all of us. This is just a way that it will now impact them. No one escapes Brexit induced poverty whether they deserve it or not.

Thing is Derbyshire is really good. So he absolutely walked into that one re: him already claiming that was the reason he’d bought the farm. In his appalling Sunday Times column. He’ll have been trying to be funny when he wrote it, he’ll have been gloating at those much less well off and he’ll have been playing to his boring as fuck wannabe edgelord fanboys. But he’ll have been telling the truth too. Or telling it like it is, as they say. Anyway, I hope his heart attack wasn’t too trivial

I can't help but feel that farmers sort of deserve whatever this is about after Brexit... but this one at least seems fucking angry

Where did you last see him?

If farms constitute critical infrastructure, they should be nationalised.

I should have known cos I follow the cunt and how else would I have an Everton Supporters Group in my feed. UNLESS..... 😱

“ Keef, I’m off to the gym, you fancy coming ?” ” Fuck off Mick” ”I’ll come Mick,any fit birds there?” “ Fuck off Bill” “Fuckin’ peasants”

The opening to the Start Me Up video has brought me literally hours of joy. I go back to it every now and again for a refill.

I don't care about the rest of you but I've been crying for the last few minutes. every time Wykiki has a little rant I'm going to picture him saying it as this gif.

It's not infamous, it's famous, DUMBO.

Based on episode one I'd say it depends if Dawn Thewlis is presenting or Jeff Brown?

Fucking hell. First you don't like Look North, now this. You're a hard man to please.

Yup. Spinal Tap in their folk guise

I think you'll find, Clarkson, me owld mucker, calling out a tory for taking part in a tax avoidance scheme, is not classic BBC.

It starts like this and ends with you bonding with your mother over how Starmer is letting all the illegals in and is coming to take your farm while watching GB News.

Also, if you've just been given assets worth £3m, maybe your sob story isn't as sad as you think it is.

In fairness to Politics Live they had an expert on who made it very clear that this change would not affect the vast majority of farmers and made the point that this could actually be a benefit to them in lowering the value of farmland given that it can no longer be used to avoid inheritance tax. Given that the value of farmland has increased fourfold over the last twenty years he may well be right. Every farmer I've seen interviewed on the subject seems to think they deserve sainthood status as without them we'd all apparently starve to death. They aren't doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, they're doing it to make money. One young farmer they had on accused the government of 'taxing our business and our livelihood'. Aye, like they do in every other sector you moron.

Farage turning up at the farmer's protest today, in a flat cap and barbour, with his trousers tucked into his wellies in Central London. Literally cosplaying. He convinced these dopey cunts to vote against their own best interests for Brexit. If they're buying his snake oil a second time around just cos he's prepared to march alongside them, they can all fuck off.

It’s hardly surprising he couldn’t remember our players names as he definitely spent most of his time at the SoS and their training ground, what with being a lifelong MLF and that, marra.

Just as he starts walking to the camera there's a fraction of a second where he thinks "fuck what was I gonna do again"

The problem for you now is this has replaced the check mark joke and every time Wykiki goes radge you're going to have to come up with some way of spinning it into an NWA verse or we're all going to go mental.

Fo’ shizzle

Either that or he fucks big eared baby elephants, I dunno.

That's when you know someone's not just doing the community day that their club has sent them out to do.

So Look North is better than The Penguin?