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Bollocks. Mark Goldbridge has never touched a woman in his life.

I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like." (Some of the above may be exaggerated).

Fucking raging this morning. Contractor who I have been battling with on a job has sent a right CUNT of an email trying to be the big man and cc'd in the client. I tried to call him, he didn't answer. So I emailed asking if we could speak when he was free. Just emailed him straight. He replied instantly and again cc'd in the client saying he said all he needed to on the email and anything I need to say to reply all on the email and not take people off. So I did and pointed to several things he has done wrong, he called me instantly Which, of course I ignored. The client then called me, which I answered and we had a good chat, he's now going to call contractor cunt and have a go at him

"Wrang! It's me yi daft cunt!"

"Oi Ginge! Werewerr arrrrew yew? Let's be 'avving yew......." "..... Round for dinner, bring your guitar, I'll make the food. Werrerr all friends here."

Also, just to fool the guards, they could approach the gates along the fence with the exit to freedom on the left, indicate right when they get there but actually turn left on the sly.

They could've sent them bicycles so they could play chicken with the German guards by cycling towards the gates then turning around last minute but actually riding through when the guards got bored and started doing something else.

Why didn’t they use Cluedo? That way they could’ve sent them guns, daggers, rope, etc.

I just hope Sam Fender doesn't read the SMB, I dunno how anyone could survive the ascerbic wit of the MLFs.

Shit, Ive rangers shorts and a Celtic top on. Should I change?

Obviously, they gave pickford MOTM

The bit where the lass was embarrassed?

It's that bit. This would require a certain level of self-awareness and shame that the average fan of massive lads simply does not possess.

never forget the mole, fender's biggest fan....

‘Appen

Why would they care when they’ve got pissed Delia giving it the big ‘un ?

I wonder if the Norwich fans are as up a height about the ginger singer who sponsors Ipswich Town?

That reminds me of @catmag’s efforts at Cookie Monster cookies

They fucking hate her because of a perceived favouring of NUFC. Meanwhile Jeff Brown is a proper dyed in the wool Mackem and does anyone give a shit about him presenting the sports bit on Look North. It’s proper pathological hatred with some of them

It's not as if it's a new thing, they've had a few threads about her in the past 😂 2010 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-look-north.534545/ 2012 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.668369/ 2013 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/do-you-reckon-dawn-thewlis-is.781257/ 2014 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1009786/ 2015 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1152172/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/we-need-a-dawn-thewlis-thread.1082349/ 2016 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-in-im-not-a-mag-shock.1211622/ 2017 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1332990/

The bit where you missed off the word “great” in front of grandkid?

Mmmmm, delicious.

Mr Gif not happy it seems?

🙂

It's that special time of year again. The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever. After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection.

I don't see him being a hit with Pharma either who have fucking huge leverage.

Got you covered in my little shop

Maybe he doesn’t produce jizz, but spores, like other mushrooms? I bet he grew his kids in a dark cupboard full of his used nappies.

Translation anyone? I understood about 25% of this.

That's one of my new fave GIF's

Thick as a slab of mince, then?

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what stupid cunts can do for you.

This is fine

It's like putting Gary Glitter in charge of a primary school. Talking of which, he's put a sex trafficker as attorney General. Oh aye, and he's a certified sex pest himself. So, I guess we can expect to see an end to the vaccination program in the states now and thousands of deaths. The country is fucking insane.

Watch out Albert there's a new sheriff in town

“We now cross live to Washington DC where President-elect Trump is assembling his team for government “…….

You trying to smoke out the Mackems or something?

Fyp again.

Cootes is a shit referee but a cracking judge of character tbf.