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Reads a bit like that time they made Chez Given a moderator

the guardian has performed the biggest flounce since Deano fucked off without paying what he owed to the SBRF

Rarely ever bother with FB nowadays, Twitter is/was very much a spectator sport for me, never bothered with The ‘Gram or TikTok. Of all the social media sites, the one I’ve stuck with throughout hasn’t changed its MO since day one. You can choose to follow contributors or not, has a wide and diverse search option if you’re after something you don’t normally see, and its algorithm actually shows stuff based on what I like. It’s mint, and I’ll be devastated if X-Hamster ever changes.

He still just desperately wants to be funny. Shame his medium for comedy is now people's jobs and the workings of government. What a cunt.

"Oh, Summaz, you poor lamb."

FYP

"I'd just like to reiterate my previous statement, we simply are never going to survive unless we go a little crazy."

When I did high-rise window cleaning, we’d use Eight as code for a munter with a decent rack- “ Eight at 3oclock!” Eight because that’s the number of tits on a pig.

Seven pints.

"Get off the metro.....NOW!"

Aye, on gossy high street, the posh cunt. He'd have won more hearts if he rocked up for bait at the high main on shields road. We'd have sussed his addiction sooner too, because there's about 30 bookies on that road.

I've just been looking into that, by which I mean getting Andrew to look into that. The simple answer is "not yet", but hopefully if Bluesky really does get longer-term traction as the new and less obviously fascist alternative to Xitter, someone will develop the necessary plugin soon enough. Keeping our eyes peeled

Sending them all to my mam on consecutive days. A special twelve days of Christmas event.

Get that on a mug CT. Big Christmas seller, I reckon.

Cant think why anyone would want to call him a cunt

How the feck did he know that's exactly the thing on my mind every day?? How did we play in the CL and a cup final while they battered league one for six seasons no less?? How did it come to this?

This is so them. They NEVER learn. I don't think they will go up, which would be hilarious. But not as hilarious as the entirety of next season if they did.

Two two-legged European ties in their entire history, man. But a cup final and Champions League qualification = achieving nowt

“PAPERS! NOW! SCHNELL!!!”

Political journalists getting themselves in a tizzy about the govt planting questions at PMQs. I can only assume they've slept through the last 14 years. Surely they aren't holding the current govt to a higher standard?!

Coote should just show the enquiry these pictures and say "I rest my case....he is a cunt."

Successful in the ballot for the Brentford match - first one of the season (and probably only one) - fucking suck it, you yank bandwaggon jumping twats - better luck next time.

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If you do a run of Christmas cards, CT, I'll take a dozen.

I met a woman there by the river. What a tease. All she did was Babylon.

Of course they do. First we gave them the vote and look where it’s led

Best Klopp moment was the interview where he said to a former professional footballer (Nedum Onuoha): I’m not sure if you’ve played football (or similar). Onuoha had asked a perfectly reasonable and inoffensive question and the response was Klopp being a cunt just because his team hadn’t won the match. Absolutely sums him up.

I think games being much longer and being allowed to make more and more substitutions allows you to better use the squad. So players like Barnes can start the game on the bench, but still be getting 30-45 minutes every weekend. And then there's the cup competitions and potentially Europe too.

Stupidly ordered a football shirt from a British online shop for 65 quid. Wife had to pay an extra 18 Euros in taxes to the courier. Thank you CT, you tosspot.

The argument is lost forever. Let's at least get some decent memes out of the apocalypse.

He started out well there but he's not been a regular starter for a while now, you get the feeling Ange doesnt trust him. Come in from some stick from Spurs fans too. I dont think he'd have worked well under our system and Eddie Howe at all.

Still don’t see where he’d have fitted into the system Howe plays. And he doesn’t strike me as being good enough to make the manager change it

“ one position below the PL” That’s them, isn’t it?

Just bumping this in time for Christmas before @Monkeys Fist pinches it again.

about to start bob mortimer's latest. looking forward to it as i loved the satsuma complex

It's an astonishing book. Absolutely amazing

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Wow That’s it. That’s the review 😆 The only book I can compare it to is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson, just for its sprawling, virtually gonzo style.. it’s nothing like F&LILV but that’s the only other book that’s made me feel stoned whilst reading it. I don’t read read a lot of grown up fiction but this was fucking phenomenal ☺️

Well then he needs to realise that this ends with CNN showing his lifeless face getting whaled on with a flip-flop. It's how all dictators end up eventually.

Urghhh, this is enough to turn me into a Trumpaloompa.

So Kirsti Noem as Homeland Security chief evidently, the Kirsti Noem who took a puppy to a gravel pit and shot it dead because it wouldn't behave, y'know like puppies do. Cunt.

a lot of which have been off the bench, as have a lot of his best performances. He’s a brilliant impact player against tired legs - but will he be happy with that role long term? He’s good enough to start for a lot of top teams but I’m not convinced his off the ball work make him an Eddie Howe player across 90 minutes

They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

Match cam.

Mentioned it in the match thread and can't find the clip, but that moment minutes after Anderson came on where he bullied him off the ball probably secured the win. Anderson went into his shell and almost hid, while we just took them apart after that. Anderson will have always been used to being the kid around the senior players.here, he's went away and had a good start so might have been confident, but I reckon mentally he probably felt like a kid around the senior players again after that moment.