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in fairness to renton here, you lightly sprained your ankle but several days later were considering self amputation. it was like the football messageboard version of aron ralston in 127 hours.

He can

The CV will be remaining blank from my redundancy last year. The 'current' job came around last year trying to tap some of us up before we shut, I got an email a few weeks ago from them asking me to send my CV again if I was still interested? I did that then they passed it to a fucking employment agency to take me on via the said agency. I'd already applied for the job I'm leaving them for which will be a bit more suited to my skills and is permanent with a decent enough pension and a slightly better shift pattern for basically the same money. I need to build my pension up tbh. Also, as if I didn't need enough incentive, one or two of the people working where I am are poisonous, have too much time on their hands, moaning lazy Packers who twist about doing the most basic thing when they do fuck all already and one of the cunts got my old workmate sacked two days ago. He started on the same day as me through the agency. I'd have stayed* if the new job didn't come up as it was the easiest job I've ever had but mind bendingly boring and unfortunately you had to try and dumb down a bit with a few of my colleagues in the many hours of sitting around doing fuck all who were thick as fuck, younger and with a bizarre sense of how good and clever they were. Never been in a place like it. *Till I found somewhere else.

Your CV

Well just completed week four of the new job, I'll be handing my notice in on Tuesday I reckon....... I'm leaving for another job.....

I'll be honest, I don't really read your posts?

He's right though. Turkish league is for fucking LOSERS

Brighton will tear up Minteh's contract and we can sign him back for nowt so that should keep the twitter chin dribblers happy for a few weeks until we lose narrowly to Liverpool.

Micah Richards is arguing they should have let him away with it cos "what advantage is he really gaining there?"

They should have called it Dear DI Ray and ended each episode with her updating her journal.

Bit like this place tbh 😉 Congrats on the new place btw, I'll reset the counter to one, when you start.

Sounds like he shouldn't have had kids.

It'll never not be.

Fair. On the subject of Putin, I feel like we should collectively acknowledge that we are literally at war with Russia now. This constant fucking on with our countries and democracies is a war. We should see it for what it is.

I feel like we're just discussing something tbf, but I do think Renton and I are two people with nearly identical views, separated by perspective alone

I like the way they've they've emphasised the 'and' by putting it in italics, as if adding wheezekeeze to the exclusive somehow gives the story more credibility....

Turkish League✅ I presume this is still a thing.

line cast.

Mason Greenwood exists tbf.

Hobbit porn.

Not only have I seen it, but I posted it in this very thread 2 days ago.

They keep proving him wrong. Not sure why the rest of us get away with it. But there it is.

Someone from Doncaster tells a mackem he loves seaburn and thinks the 73 final is the bestest evah, apparently ...... Mackem walking into work to tell all his fellow marras this amazing anecdote.....

Ah yes, because calling the league corrupt is much better than calling it stinky.

Upcoming football managers should study Jose Mourinho's decline, the prick was probably too arrogant to keep up with the times and its been thoroughly satisfying to see his career nosedive. Helped that it was at clubs like ManU and Spurs too. Only he can be arrogant enough to think a club with proper ambition and resources would still want him.

Harrison Ford movies! I knew you were talking weirdly but honestly I just assumed you'd had a stroke or something...

I was talking about the greyness, darkness and general smell tbh.

Knowing the repetitive nature of history someone will take a crack at trump and it'll be RFK jr who eats it.

He gets a lot of shit, but I like Richards, even if he can be a bit "look at me, I'm Zabriskie". Point is, there's a time and a place for in-depth analysis, but Micah Richards on Match of the Day isn't it.

Just a thought, do you hairy footed folks call normal people porn "giant porn" ??

It's the dwarf porn isn't it? 🙂

I mean I'm sure Fulham will get by

I've actually got a whole load of shit in my personal life to stoke my anxiety issues. This is just background shit. Just making the point saying "this won't affect me" is fine, but it's demonstrably not true. Not to mention we have posters here are very much directly affected. Not a lot pisses me off about this board but people complaining about me complaining might be one them. We all react differently to stuff. I like to think what the potential outcome might be. I try to do this as objectively as I can, it's not catastrophising in my view. If people think it is then they are free to tell me why and what the alternative prediction is, I'm open to other interpretation. But personally, I think at the moment things look bleak because they are bleak.

Worrying about the future is standard anxiety. I’m going to be controversial here but I agree with Gemmill. Worrying about things out of our control is not healthy for the mind. I’m similar (although not at rentons doomsday levels) where I like to have a plan and a backup plan for upcoming situations. But that’s in my control. If I lose my job, how much have we got in the bank to keep going ? What if the kids get bullied? What happens if the mrs catches me tugging one out to dwarf porn? Etc.

He's fucking thicker than whale spunk. They should just go back to the rule of it needing to clear the area.

its hard to even begin to put in to words how terrifying this is, even living in Texas which has always been Trumnpistan to a certain extent, this just feels different, it feels like someone or something has died. I'm not sure what I'm more fearful of, having to live here or the thought of being deported. I've lived here 14 years now and a green card holder due to marriage, I didn't pull the trigger on citizenship due to the sense that my UK passport might one day be my get out of jail card. I'm not sure if its a blessing or a curse. I'm now wondering what will happen to the long term safety of my job, with Musk on board I could see them winding down NASA in favour of SpaceX, at very least maybe making that loon the NASA administrator, it feels like something that might be sacrificed which just adds to the horrific sense of doom.

Me staring intently at my phone waiting to hear the England squad announced, restless till I'd found out.

Then all the lion-shaped crisps stood up and applauded

Who says your mates would give you a choice?

Today’s fucking “stick”