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Man dies, toontastic lusts after his wfie and daughters. Standard.

0-538 Richard Nixon hat-trick

First XI is a bit of an outdated concept for where we're aiming to be, though.

"We Are The World" I get that it's included for non-musical reasons, but still. Says it all about America that they made a documentary called "The Greatest Night in Pop" when Bananarama, Francis Rossi and Marilyn had done it first and more urgently.

Even with Putin. He’s a short arsed ex-bureaucrat. Their ‘hard man’ persona is essentially just being sociopathic cunts obsessed with wealth by any means. I think their main appeal is amongst people who would like to act like them but don’t have the bottle or power

Walking into the kitchen in the morning to greet the family, aviators on, wheeling his little carry-on behind him.

we don’t need to imagine. We’ve seen his posts on here

So he actively chooses to support Everton? Worst kind of nonce that.

They are all idiots though tbf. Imagine Jack Grealish learning Spanish? Wayne Rooney would have been a great one trying to speak a bit of Italian at his first presser. The mafia would have needed some canny hefty concrete boots to hold that fat cunt down after he was told by his teammates that the word for mate in Italian was ‘wop’ which he proudly repeated on TV, multiple times to show how good his Italian was.

So he’s deranged and likely a serial killer, he probably knows Fist

McTits McGee.

Pretty much confirms it if he’s into them 👍🏻

Win or lose there will be violence, the USA is incredibly divided. Massive group of people who have only had one major local conflict in their history, I think this is a factor in their division. Over here we are generally a bit more tolerant as we have been kicking fuck out of each other for centuries and eventually, more or less, found a way to coexist.

I am firmly of the belief that he only ran this time to try get in and give himself a pardon- he showed little interest in the actual job last time he was in. I genuinely hope that as soon as it’s reasonably clear that he’s lost, he is classed as a flight risk in his numerous criminal cases and has his passport taken. I’d love to see him get sent down, it’s unlikely, but let’s be honest- events in the US haven’t been predictable for a while now. I do wonder what his cult will do once he’s either banged up or dead, maybe start wearing orange suits or coffins, whichever is appropriate? It’ll be interesting to see what the Republicans do when he loses- will they continue to back a two-time loser? You’d hope the more reasonable amongst them might see that he’s poison, but then, they’ve all been sidelined by his cult members. I’m also curious to see how Harris responds to whatever sentence he gets? I don’t think him losing will see any insurrection like last time, but a sentence of jail time could light the powder in the crazies camps again. He just needs to fucking die, sharpish, for the good of everyone

But what does he do out there if he's not going out?

To which the obvious question is...

Fucking hell Renton, you’d be better off on the drink rather than spending your evenings in the box bedroom wearing your pilots shoulder stripes pretending to make passenger announcements about landing congestion at Luton airport.

Good news @Christmas Tree 👍

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind

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This is a bit tricky and long to read but it’s worth persevering with… what a fuckin life to have led 👍 https://www.gq.com/story/quincy-jones-has-a-story

The only resemblance she has to the actual wife is that they’re both middle aged women

McTominay has probably been on the better side of 60-70k for his last few years at Man United. When you consider he’s Scottish and therefore tighter than a matador’s pants, he’ll have spent fuck all so can swan about Napoli with a bit of a pay cut

Exactly. And you can't buy players in the order that you need them. You buy them in the order that they become available.

To sum up 'Murica.

can't believe this was four years ago it still makes me lol - how do you even go about book a press conference at a garden centre? imagine working at four seasons total landscaping and taking that call - you must be thinking it was a prank call

He'll be the only pilot that DOESN'T get to shag the air hostesses.

Not only did they put him on stage but they allowed him to continue his set - if they were really caught off guard he'd have been ushered off the stage, his mic cut etc. They knew what he'd say but were not expecting the reaction - which considering the sizeable Puerto Rican community in the US should be a clear indicator of the sheer incompetence Trump has surrounded himself with.

Jon Ralston says Harris wins Nevada, and that's good enough for me. He's a good follow on twitter btw. Nevada journalist who digs deep into the early voting and reports regularly throughout the counting.

And we're supposed to believe that one of them is a scouse cunt?

I'm not massively into it, do like the odd flight over the lakes in my Cessna though. 👍

Trump the draft dodging, cry baby is a hard man to them? I'd fucking batter the lot of them then.

GB News and Daily Mail both reporting this. I'm not giving them clicks, so I don't know what the problem is. Probably a black person.

0-4 Ian Woan hat-trick

The answer is communism. My gripe is there's usually only one or two series I want to see on TV per streaming service, and only NUFC matches split between Sky, EE, Amazon and BBC, ITV (cup games). I'd be happy to pay a considerable monthly subscription for all of these but instead have to keep constantly chopping and changing packages to keep things affordable.

Also I think at least two of Quincy’s offspring had the distinct good fortune of having Nastassja Kinski as their mother…

A long history of that at the BBC

Gentlemen.

Its the Toontastic Accountants whatsapp chat I believe

Who the fuck speaks to each other like that on WhatsApp?

Whoever it is, they’ll be absolutely world class. Until they leave and can’t get a start for someone like Ipswich

Sky's attitude and the attitude of certain journalists on Manchester United is just berserk when you see how they go on with most other clubs. You have a lass called Melissa, their chief reporter, whose knickers are saturated just talking pitchside at Old Trafford about how efficient they've been and what amazing piece of business they've done getting rid of ETH and getting this new bloke, she was even at OT midweek and the atmosphere was superb. Our Man U supporting mate Miggy Delaney in the studio looking the most enthusiastic I've ever seen him. Their headlines for the beginning of their show was the Man U manager situation, Liverpool coming from behind to win in their title charge and lastly Man City getting beat. It's all good on sky this morning.

Yep. And people should stop fretting about Tonali, the fuckin paddy power enabled cunt. Am telling you, he’s Viana with A levels and a 2020’s fitness coach