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Apparently they're moaning about the ball being over the line again for our goal?

🎶 Tino's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache It's great for tickling the gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiiin Tino's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache It's great for tickling the gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiiin (repeat) 🎵

Fuck those entitled fam blud cunts

"We got dragged into the sort of game they are looking for constantly." You got beat is what you did, you little cunt.

Do not underestimate the Chelsea game Gloom was there FFS

ONWARDS to Nottingham

That's her fucking scuppered then Nostradamus

Tbf - he’s right. The sort of game we’re looking for is the one where the opposition has one shot on target. Nice of them to oblige though.

Hi, Mr bookmaker, £20 on Mr Trump to get relegated please.

I thought Tonali for Sean was harsh on Tonali because he was so good against Chelsea but Howe also has to manage their minutes with three games in a week. Longstaff gets stick on Twitter because he’s not as technical as our other midfielders but the manager got it right. And although Sean has obvious weaknesses in his game, we do tend to win more games than we lose when he plays. Sometimes you have to sacrifice your more talented technical players and choose the right team for the right opposition.

Fucking love beating these cunts, what's their excuse this time?

Can we all accept that Longstaff was fucking mint today along with Hall and Livramento? That was a performance right out of the 22/23 season from everyone and it was wank worthy seeing Pope at his shit housing best near the end.

Arteta retires to the dressing room to compose his usual charming, gracious in defeat and sportsmanlike post match speech.

Only if you ask me out for a drink first.

That was him at his level from two seasons ago. He’s not hit that in a year + but in my view when he plays like that we almost always come away with a result because he takes so much pressure away from the other two midfielders. Hopefully Howe shows him it back and he can maintain it like because that dirty work player is something we’ve missed.

I'd strip Hall of his MOTM award for this interview. Fuck me.

Yeah, not just the result, performance wise lokked like the old us's.

Thank fuck for that, made my weekend. Ruined the mackems weekend even if they win

HEEEEMMMMMMBARRASING YOU LEGO HEEED CUNT

Haven't seen a cross like that since Shane Ferguson stormed the league for us.

I'll give you a clue,

Budget for a 55 minute second half if the score stays like this.

Tino hit the ball off his own foot. We get the throw. And the Arsenal player is getting a talking too. Brilliant. Hemmbarassing!

Ere gan tak anutha phowutowuh of yer fuckun dinna marra, ya stewpud southern cunt.

Have no fear

He loves to push the narrative that we play shit football whenever we beat them as if we didn’t create the better (only) chances of the game and there were a few Fucking fraud.

Wow! What a fantastic result. Superb team performance but pretty much agree with Hall and Tino as man of the match. solid performances , especially given their age. Happy Days

With the missing 5 points from the games against Everton and Brighton we would be 3rd. Crisis my arse.

Another excellent performance from Hall and Tino. We could have the two best full back in the league in a couple of years.

Up the Toon!

Great result richly deserved. Wonderful effort across the whole team.

HAVE IT!!!

Get in! I love beating these pack of knobs. Suddenly things are looking a lot brighter. Big big few days for us.

Tonali yellow? Fuck right off.

Livramento wanting to get served in a pub I see.

Trossard looks like a heroin addict whose stumbled across a pile of tanning salon vouchers.

You rang?

Just seen the goal. Wow. Who got the assist? Asking for a friend.

No prolonged lectures for Newcastle players. It's straight to the pocket instead.

I find it much more stressful when we go ahead in games like this.

Can you feel the fewm from here? Always thought Tommy was a war memorial for all, but no, apparently not. SMB.

That midfield 3 and front 3 have much better balance than just playing our 6 best players

Honestly it's pathetic the level of bias the top teams enjoy.

I must admit, one of the main reasons I'd like to beat these is to see what genre of victim performance art that hairy little pinhead comes up with this time.