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ACCA is a strange way to spell sex offenders

Bit harsh. On the Taliban.

Well, I suppose he touches underage kids inappropriately so they have that for one.

One of the late night talk shows did a bit where they went to one of his rallies. The put forward a creepy statement claiming it was by Joe Biden - something to the effect of shagging his own relative (or something equally abhorrent). They were rightly beside themselves with rage at the sheer disgusting nature of the statement - until the interviewer revealed it was a very real statement from Trump. Half of them claimed it wasn't real, he wouldn't say that. He then played the footage of him saying it - they claimed it was fake - he then told them it was a really old clip that was on the news, and has been checked and verified by pretty much all the news stations (who all played it at the time) - i.e. 100% legit and most them shrugged their shoulders. They are hopeless, so high on the kool aid it genuinely doesn't matter what he does. This latest thing should be enough to keep him out of the white house - I already think he was unlikely tbf - but the real problem comes when he loses, because no way he doesn't try to mobilise the militant racist hillbillies again. There could be absolute carnage over there.

If only she had a search function. I’d never lose an argument with her.

Yeah it’s his Almiron “6 months” wtf do you expect? Ps where can I forward a fuckin sympathy card for your poor bloody wife to?

Reminded me of this bloke on occasion. Many occasions.

Do Opta keep tabs on number of times dispossessed by opponents after multiple pointless stopovers?

"Build a wall, build the best wall. I will send a flood.....of Mexicans and they will rape, not like how I raped, no this will be terrible rape, the worst rapes - Build a wall and keep the flood out. While I'm here, do you have any sleeping virgins who need immaculately conceptioned? Don't worry, I won't wake them - It's very small.....not like Arnold Palmer - he'd have woken them - and broken them - but I won't I'll be very gentle, the most gentle - no one is as gentle as me - for I am the lord Trump."

Such a strawman argument, man . Would you rather earn £300k per week but have to live in Saudi to get it tax free, or earn £150k per week and live in FUCKING MILAN? Milan could have offered him £10k per week more than he earned with us and he'd have chosen them over career suicide in the middle east. That is assuming of course that there were top teams in Europe (like Milan) in for him, which there were not. Also those stats per 90 are based on a grand total of 12.4 90s and he played his half-annual blinder against Man City within those "12" to ensure it was sufficiently padded - show the stats for the seasons he wasn't constantly breaking down - the best in the world should have great stats (other than goals and assists) even in a shitty Bruce side, surely?

Twitter is a reliable gauge of stupidity though, if you post/read/believe anything on that cesspit I have some bad news for you. Or some magic beans you might be interested in

All the world's best end up in Turkey via Saudi.

FUCK SAKE !!!! You made me do this..

Posted from Benidorm on the lash with the lads. English breakfast at the red lion in the morning

Just scored a hatrick against Bayern in the CL. But I’m sure Murphy could do that too. #justsayin

For example … @LongTimeAdmirer

That's how I ended up with my restraining order.

Raphinha at Barca has scored 29 goals and 33 assists. In the same time Miggy has scored 16 goals and 7 assists. #NotComparable #StayOffTheScotch

There'll be a new religion springs up when he dies. Absolute mongs claiming he visited them and told them what America needs next, etc.

It is basically a white taliban

I am not sure twitter is a reliable gauge of general fan feeling. Unless it's coming from the official club twitter account, in which case he's fucked.

Harder to claim a deep fake if the donor or the donor's daughter is prepared to say he did it.

"Could you follow that rant up with an email, love. I need the receipts."

No. The question to the last point is why is Sopel claiming that Trump is an incredible political performer who knows exactly what to say. He isn't. Following the debate, the News Agents wondered aloud whether Trump said the "they're eating the dogs" line in the debate because he wanted America to be focused on that, rather than the fact he lost the debate. So. During a debate which he hadn't yet lost, the genius political performer dropped in the sort of batshit line that falls out of his gob at every rally, but it wasn't because he's a mentally ill fascist, it's because he's a genius political performer who knew exactly what to say to distract from Harris winning a debate that was still ongoing. Wtf are they on about. It's embarrassing man. The media does not know how to cover this man. It hasn't from the start. And that is a big part of the reason why the American public aren't getting the message on him.

No, that’s older news, this is a recent transgression evidently:

You've completely misunderstood my point. Of course it's ridiculous that Trump can talk about Palmer's knob and nobody care. But they'll spend 20 minutes of an episode talking about whether Harris is doing enough to convince the electorate about her economic plans, then play Trump's Arnold Palmer clip and have a good giggle. And then wonder out loud about the double standard in the way the two are treated, having just demonstrated the double standard in full effect. Sopel will spend 5 minutes an episode talking about what an incredible political performer Trump is, and how he has this nose for what to say when, when the truth is he can say whatever he likes and his base will lap it up.

I blame Freddie Shepherd.

Good news, CT. Treat the whole family to a Lloyd Grossman Bhuna-Ganza

Thatcher gave UK athletes the choice as to whether they went to the Moscow Olympics in 1980 (the yanks called for a boycott due to the recent invasion of Afghanistan) all apart from dear old Geoff Capes. As a serving police officer the fuckin rancid old bitch prevented him from attending or he’d lose his job. So I always felt a bit sorry for the cunt, even though ACAB, obvs

I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia.

really sorry to hear this news man . one of my oldest friends in the world has gone down the conspiracy theory/incel rabbit hole. The sad thing is he used be liberal and tolerant but I guess his life maybe didn’t turn out the way he hoped and it’s easier to blame other people. He’s an intelligent bloke too but so much of this unregulated content is very seductive. the mainstream media have a lot to answer for but the alternative is much more dangerous

I was sat watching that video on my laptop tears streaming when the wife walked in It shows you what a lad he is, how he speaks on making her happy and how football at the end of the day isn't as important as stuff like making her happy. Top lad.

The stuff with him talking about Arnold Palmer's knob was incredible. I'm fucking sick of listening to once serious commentators wondering aloud why Trump is treated differently to any other candidate, and then seconds later giggling away about his latest nonsense, seemingly oblivious to the answer that they're providing to their own question. I'm talking about Emily Maitlis and Jon Sopel, who talk a good game about not wanting Trump to win, but I think they secretly realise that they're down a podcast if Harris wins.

I think Americans are even more fucked up regarding sex than the British and/or mackems - you can imagine his fans rationalising anything bad with anyone who's vaguely "adult".

If he sees a shrink, the shrink he sees will have to see a shrink. Shrink PTS.

"Eyven the pasteh munchers hate the mags an'aarl, marra. Tha might look like barcodes, but tha alreyt by me."

That’s what confidence can do to a player. Shame that we did our very best to deflate the morale of our players with all those shenanigans during the summer and after.