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so wheezekeeze's idea of investigative journalism is to read the telegraph at 5pm on a sunday and then regurgitate a few hours later in the guardian? she should stick to pondering on bromances, the stupid, pig ugly mackem cunt.

Too easy. I can't bring myself to do it.

On that basis I'm going to have to go for a tight 1-1 win with Philippe Albert scoring six exquisite lobs.

The results from the past two games have been disappointing but we really should have won both games. We accumulated 35 shots and xG of 4 goals ffs. Not the manager’s fault that we couldn’t finish our dinner. I blame the thread starter

I thought it would be some low life like Fist to say it!

Just on my way back from Sorrento. A timely reminder of how much I love Italy and the bizarre near omnipresence of Tennent’s Super I had completely forgotten about the latter. I’ve googled it before and I’ve still never really found a proper explanation Anyway, ciao

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

aye. you keep kicking the can down the road richard till we've concocted project big picture, the european super league, fair market value rules..... nee fucker'll notice.

Feel like pua shit just want him back x

And how they’ve dictated a set of anti-competitive rules to come in to force to stop us catching them. Even the fucking rule brought in specifically aimed at Tindall because we got in the CL the previous year and the likes of Arteta (who can act like a massive cunt with impunity) couldn’t handle a bit of needle.

Shes posher than the fuckin queen that one

There’s a bigger story, not least by virtue of it being an actual story. I .e. the Premier League (due to the process being completely lacking in transparency) approving the deal (after previously delaying it seemingly indefinitely) purely on the say so of Qatar.

Charlie Windsor gets heckled in Australia, BBC news Sally Bundock reporting it, face like a slapped arse, very unimpressed which is different from gooey smile she has whenever she reports on a normal fluffy royal piece. It's chalk and cheese.

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh

Watching Chelsea‘s overly inflated squad does really make me angry. It’s ridiculous with them being allowed to sign a ridiculous amount of players while we had to sell Anderson to comply with the rules to make the competition “fair“.

Nobody got to say it to Stevie's face.

Steve Bruce never managed us in a derby.

I'm all for an opportunistic good signing, if there are multiple teams in for him in Jan then the value won't be there though and if there aren't we can sign him for less next summer. Given our lack of being able to put the ball in the next I think a productive right winger is even more of a need than it was in summer so I want us spending money there first.

That’s what confidence can do to a player. Shame that we did our very best to deflate the morale of our players with all those shenanigans during the summer and after.

It’s everywhere in Italy. It was in the fridge alongside the smoothies in a cafe I went to in Rome. Maybe they consider it a health tonic.

I am getting even angrier. At least we got Ostrakismos or whatever his name is for an overly inflated price in return for the Geordie Messi.

Ah, I blame Irvine Welsh then.

Johnson iirc threw out all dissenting conservatives who would not sign up to his hard Brexit, now Jenrick is doing the same with the ECHR (I recall this point has been made previously but now he has confirmed/doubled down on it). Would leave us in great company joining Belarus and Russia as the only European non-signatories to this convention. Can such a right wing party really be elected? I really hope not but admit I'm just not sure any more. Hopefully in 4 years Labour will have made soem improvements and injected some positivity. I think they will have personally.

As a connoisseur of shithousery, this takes it too far.. it’s one thing to waste time on the pitch, but a cunt’s trick to waste NHS time. Hope he never walks again now tbh.

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth.

When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby.

Gloom doesn't get to many games

I'm so glad I manage to not watch sky's Saturday morning bilge. Thanks for being our eyes and ears, wykiki.

Ive just started watching Trucker Tim on YouTube and thought you should do a channel. But maybe not legal 😂

Low life?????? Cheeky fucker Correct, but still cheeky…

I've just noticed on the badge for sky for the Prem League they have clubs in alphabetical order. Expect it's wrong. Because they have arsenal first when really it should be AFC Bournemouth

It's just horses for courses.

Carra thinks the Liverpool pen that was overturned shouldn't have been overturned.....

Ewerk is gonna be busy cutting and pasting here.

We need to contact the Vatican about getting Toonpack canonised.

there seems to a pattern developing of the kid administrating monufuckingmental self tuckings.

Shearer is mates with Bruce and also, you never know which way your career is gonna go. Best to stay professional and then write about how big a cunt he was when you've retired.

buy her some popcorn and limp to the pub.