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so wheezekeeze's idea of investigative journalism is to read the telegraph at 5pm on a sunday and then regurgitate a few hours later in the guardian? she should stick to pondering on bromances, the stupid, pig ugly mackem cunt.

Too easy. I can't bring myself to do it.

On that basis I'm going to have to go for a tight 1-1 win with Philippe Albert scoring six exquisite lobs.

The results from the past two games have been disappointing but we really should have won both games. We accumulated 35 shots and xG of 4 goals ffs. Not the manager’s fault that we couldn’t finish our dinner. I blame the thread starter

I thought it would be some low life like Fist to say it!

Just on my way back from Sorrento. A timely reminder of how much I love Italy and the bizarre near omnipresence of Tennent’s Super I had completely forgotten about the latter. I’ve googled it before and I’ve still never really found a proper explanation Anyway, ciao

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

aye. you keep kicking the can down the road richard till we've concocted project big picture, the european super league, fair market value rules..... nee fucker'll notice.

Feel like pua shit just want him back x

And how they’ve dictated a set of anti-competitive rules to come in to force to stop us catching them. Even the fucking rule brought in specifically aimed at Tindall because we got in the CL the previous year and the likes of Arteta (who can act like a massive cunt with impunity) couldn’t handle a bit of needle.

Shes posher than the fuckin queen that one

There’s a bigger story, not least by virtue of it being an actual story. I .e. the Premier League (due to the process being completely lacking in transparency) approving the deal (after previously delaying it seemingly indefinitely) purely on the say so of Qatar.

Charlie Windsor gets heckled in Australia, BBC news Sally Bundock reporting it, face like a slapped arse, very unimpressed which is different from gooey smile she has whenever she reports on a normal fluffy royal piece. It's chalk and cheese.

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh

Watching Chelsea‘s overly inflated squad does really make me angry. It’s ridiculous with them being allowed to sign a ridiculous amount of players while we had to sell Anderson to comply with the rules to make the competition “fair“.

Nobody got to say it to Stevie's face.

Steve Bruce never managed us in a derby.

I'm all for an opportunistic good signing, if there are multiple teams in for him in Jan then the value won't be there though and if there aren't we can sign him for less next summer. Given our lack of being able to put the ball in the next I think a productive right winger is even more of a need than it was in summer so I want us spending money there first.

That’s what confidence can do to a player. Shame that we did our very best to deflate the morale of our players with all those shenanigans during the summer and after.

It’s everywhere in Italy. It was in the fridge alongside the smoothies in a cafe I went to in Rome. Maybe they consider it a health tonic.

I am getting even angrier. At least we got Ostrakismos or whatever his name is for an overly inflated price in return for the Geordie Messi.

Ah, I blame Irvine Welsh then.

Johnson iirc threw out all dissenting conservatives who would not sign up to his hard Brexit, now Jenrick is doing the same with the ECHR (I recall this point has been made previously but now he has confirmed/doubled down on it). Would leave us in great company joining Belarus and Russia as the only European non-signatories to this convention. Can such a right wing party really be elected? I really hope not but admit I'm just not sure any more. Hopefully in 4 years Labour will have made soem improvements and injected some positivity. I think they will have personally.

As a connoisseur of shithousery, this takes it too far.. it’s one thing to waste time on the pitch, but a cunt’s trick to waste NHS time. Hope he never walks again now tbh.

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth.

When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby.

Gloom doesn't get to many games

I'm so glad I manage to not watch sky's Saturday morning bilge. Thanks for being our eyes and ears, wykiki.

He's not been bad tonight. The whole saga imo had a serious impact on him. But can anyone see us going in for him in Jan? If so it's gotta be £40m max.

Anderson would be getting 15 to 20 minutes max per game. Best thing that ever happened to him was June 30th.

Cue Martin Tyler talking about how Anderson would save Newcastle's shite season!

He looks fucking CLASS

Oh , you silly thing. You’ve really gone and done it now.

and yet you couldn’t ask Meenzer to start the Chelsea game thread quickly enough. Funny that

S'okay ... and it'll do a good job until you try to move it and break this one as well. As for the 'amazing colours / contrast' the test videos they demonstrate are never representative of what is actually ever broadcast. It's a bit like looking round a show house which has 75% sized furniture to make the rooms look bigger or the fast food chains who use cosmetic props to demonstrate their perfect looking burger - as brilliantly demonstrated by Michael Douglas in Falling Down

This puts a whole new slant on things tbh. I was fairly confident we could get a win here until I saw this, but unfortunately I’m going to have to break with tradition and say 5-0 to us. Brace from Shearer, same from Ferdinand. Pair of og’s from Lebouef.

Reece James man, just play his sister, nobody would know. He's fucking finished the fat cunt.

The ref shaking his head for a Salah dive, don't shake your head man, fucking book him for diving. And now they've got a pen for something else.

I was listening to it on the wireless and the cunt commentating on it. Fuck me. He's deffo sat in his Liverpool onsie with his Liverpool undies and tattoo the sycophantic cunt. 'Nobody does remembering past employee's like Liverpool' FUCK OFF

Yet I bet even he wouldn’t have attempted that overtaking move.

I'm back running now, but I bet you still can't do a cartwheel.