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that'll probably depend on whether @Kid Dynamite is there or not.

Oh yeah, you're right. Amazing how nimble these 777s are nowadays and how clued up the pilots are. 👍

KD: "Right lads, ave got tickets to see BrightHom, amirite?! Lads?"

Some very angry mackems last night for some reason. I'm going tp the match so will report back on this if it happens (the singing of homophobic songs, not his excellency flicking one off under his C&A (wtf!) bedsheet).

Shearer is mates with Bruce and also, you never know which way your career is gonna go. Best to stay professional and then write about how big a cunt he was when you've retired.

Another Friday night stop over in Harrogate. All these fucking Yorkshire accents though

A visual analogy of this tale....

Some parts of that are accurate.. I’ll let you guess which.. After his abysmal spell in the NE he returned to Bournemouth and ended up in local non league…having apparently no discernible talent he ended up driving a van delivering car parts, a job recently vacated by my mate who I played Sunday football with. Some of his old work colleagues asked if he fancied a 5 a side v them and I was drafted in… I knew WF was going to be there and the cunt only turned up in an actual WBA tracksuit, the fuckin smug wanker So I decided I was going to leave my mark on him as I was almost a decade younger than him…that would’ve been easy if he hadn’t proved be be as elusive as Steve Bruce’s tactical brain… couldn’t get near the fucker, and he barley moved from about a 8 yard radius of the the centre circle, even when we broke on them… so it was obvious what I was up to and when I got close on one of their other players he swung an elbow and caught me, as we used to say “square in the fuckin puss”… I then decided that discretion would be a better tactic for myself as one of my teammates grabbed the fucker by the scruff of the neck

🤣

PL’s team turned up and Fereday happened to be on the other side. He ran absolute rings around them, PL decided to man mark him, didn’t get a sniff of the ball but he did lose 2 stone. Oh and Fereday said he was shite.

Legend has it that deep within the main support walls of the main terminal are 4 slices of pocket cheese and a lion-shaped crisp. FTM Marras!

My cunt of a stepfather was interviewed twice by the Ripper squad, he had a fairly striking resemblance to Sutcliffe, was a trucker at the time, and had a north east accent which, thanks to the mackem, made him a prime suspect. I won’t pretend that I wasn’t gutted when it turned out he wasn’t the Ripper, and therefore wouldn’t be fucking off for a few more years at least.

Shocking isn't it? Go to fucking Yorkshire and they're everywhere.

They were bound to get something right by the law of averages.

I've every confidence shwan jalal will turn odysseas vlachodimos in to our very own greek heracles. if not, we've always got ruddy.

Let’s be honest, we didn’t get £35m for him, we got £15m. Forest had our pants down and there was nothing we could do about it.

You mean my camera won't do the job?

Not sure anyone was offering 35m for Longstaff, though. Obviously, Howe (and everyone else) would prefer to keep him, but he and Minteh were are only realistically saleable assets. Gordon was not going to be undersold. Same with Bruno and Isaak. Wilson was injured (and probably didn't want to leave Mrs Wyki) and Almiron didn't want to go. Unfortunately, in a PSR world, we could not keep Anderson.

They paid for most of it, marra. Or something like that.

All perfectly normal I’m not sure where they’re getting any of this from but I’m only really aware of the women’s match against them because of the fewm / insanity afterwards from their lot on RTG. Why are they even bothered?

That he was the Yorkshire Ripper? Aye that was news to me too.

https://www.thejournal.ie/wrexham-soccer-us-womens-team-tst-the-soccer-tournament-6115125-Jul2023/#:~:text=FACTCHECK-,Debunked%3A The official US women's soccer team did not lose,has been shared misleadingly online YOU JUST GOT DEBUNKED, BABY!

Look at those adorable little tails on his lower case f's.

Only if he's flying in for the shite patter workshop.

Girl's handwriting on him.

It's Mirandinha and the lesser spotted Glyn Hodges who was only here for a shit, shower and shave.

India getting a pasting off the Kiwis, current NZ not out batsmen Ravindra (has scored a ton) and Patel 😳😂

Was going to MF your post and decided, on grounds of decency, to walk away.

Anyone we know?

Hopefully she gets sharing with rose West and is made to wash her fanny

You were spot on. Wish I had done fanny first then Tryfan. But was still enjoyable. Albeit windy as fuck today did make it hard work. Really enjoyed Wales. Some really friendly people and great walking despite the weather. Yesterday we went to Llandudno as the weather was shit. Went there as a bairn but can't remember it. But some really beautiful architecture there. Like most seaside resorts I suppose. Shame that large parts of it now are just left. Today after the walk feeling buzzing came back to the digs. Dropped the stuff off and went into the village for a beer and a chill. Walked in the pub family of 6 or so all sat in Leeds utd tops. Turned around and walked straight back out 😂

On the bright side, miserable Aussie faces on my TV as the convictesses are getting their arses handed to them.

You might want to read that one back

31 months.

Like being in Emmerdale!

I would definitely only have the coin toss for the first match in a series. Then you should alternate afterwards for which captain has the option to bat or bowl

I hope he has one of those story arcs where he becomes vulnerable to a lot of the damage and harm he supported while he was in government - then we see him coming out in protest about how difficult it all is. On that note, where is Hancock these days? And that other gremlin.. he was short and had a very punchable face. Not Gove, though I could understand if your mind went there. The one who said he'd never read the Good Friday agreement despite needing to as part of the Brexit negotiations. Genuinely can't remember his name but I think it was a short last name. Like cunt. No, not Jeremy either.

That’s not real, if it was they would have mentioned Everton.

We got what we could to get us out of a fix.

That's Jim Smith in the middle. You're welcome.

Watched episode 4 of the Penguin last night. Probably the best hour of telly I have seen this year. I'm not one for superhero stuff (the Boys aside) but this was superb.

Nah, I think the industrial dryers are already en route

Bagend has a higher ceiling than Ciggy.

Anderson has been decent this season but played in a position we have depth in already. Imo selling him has been a decent move.

I have no problem with Liverpool players that deserve to be there. I just can’t think of any at the minute. If I never have to see Arnold out of position over hitting a pass again he’s an upgrade on the last two hacks that lead the national team.

Many branches?