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If I was going to post a picture of a dog it would've been a neighbour's dog when I was was a teenager. It was a mongrel, half Yorkie terrier and half fuck knows what but it's legs were longer than they should've been. We called it an American pit ostrich. Anyway, surprisingly enough I never went into the house and asked for permission to use the camera and any spare film to take a photograph so you'll just have to use your imagination.

🎶 Let's talk about me, baby Let's talk about me, Davey Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that make me Let's talk about me, Let's talk about me. 🎵

Working Cocker, Chocolate and Tan. Sparked out about 18 inches from his bed. Fucking idiot.

Luckily I remember that dog. Now seriously, someone make a dog thread I can ignore.

This reply.... 😂

Visitors always get a warm welcome and a toy

You’d have thought with a name like Monique that Ibrahim might have a basic understanding of French, non?

Might as well join the club. Black and Tan Cocker Spaniel. She is from a working background so was pretty mental when younger. note: this is from a holiday in Cheddar. Obvs my decor is exquisite.

There's not much in that tweet that should be hard to work out, to be fair

Is there anything better than a dog, man? What a fucking legend.

Why didn't he fly from Sunderland airp... oh.

It's ok, PSR/FFP will save the day.

Big Stick Energy

Obviously Schnauzer! Anyway...

Yes there is. Two dogs

He does smaller ones (I could barely pick it up)

Yeah but they’re colonials…wallaby husbandry and mullet care are further up the curriculum than basic French

Well if you can’t beat them…

FYP.

FYI. Your daughter sending me endless PMs was not an "online situation" and I reject that characterisation.

I'm going to get migration down to the tens of thousands, and on an unrelated note I'm not going to make any promises that I can't keep.

The Guardian btw. A paper so desperate for clicks and ad revenue that it had a live reaction blog for the death of Liam Payne. "Oh McFly have put a tribute tweet out now. Better get it posted. We're still waiting for word from Busted, I suspect they're just processing at the minute." Fuck off.

The Guardian can get entirely fucked. And Labour should just be telling people to fuck off. Aye I'm gonna get the odd free ticket for a concert, but you know what, Taylor Swift wasn't trying to lobby me for anything so just shut your face. I'm going. Do some proper reporting please.

I’d say his Mam’s a bit of a slag.

Even his Greek/Danish dad was actually German

Yohan Kebab

Morning

Speaking of which, I googled ‘Fabricant’ just to remind myself of his majority. The Wikipedia page has been amended now but it looks like some wag had been having a bit of a laugh at his expense

I don’t know why but they’ve a long tradition of the absolute fucking mentalists having the safest seats. But they managed to keep them tucked away in the past, but they’ve got so few MPs they can’t do that any more. Particularly with them being the official opposition and pretty much needing to shadow all the ministerial posts in government. They can (and do) use members of the HoL. But that’s limiting in itself. Even though it’s stuffed with Tories.

Cans

Ambivalent for the bloke

They should make their minds up - Leadsom fucked her own campaign by saying childless Theresa May had no stake in the future.

With an outdoor sofa

Needs an ad either side of it and a reel from some busty petite asian dancing jiggling to a shit song.

#DogDadsNet

Some of the replies 😂

Just read about this Liam Payne bloke's death - was he an opponent of Putin?

You mean this for the Yes Gemmill thread?

Lewis Miley back training

"Hellowuh Robertowuh" These mongs take basic politeness as a long held love of their club.

They don’t care about it but we’re obsessed about the result. And they’ve got a 51 page thread to prove it