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If I was going to post a picture of a dog it would've been a neighbour's dog when I was was a teenager. It was a mongrel, half Yorkie terrier and half fuck knows what but it's legs were longer than they should've been. We called it an American pit ostrich. Anyway, surprisingly enough I never went into the house and asked for permission to use the camera and any spare film to take a photograph so you'll just have to use your imagination.

🎶 Let's talk about me, baby Let's talk about me, Davey Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that make me Let's talk about me, Let's talk about me. 🎵

Working Cocker, Chocolate and Tan. Sparked out about 18 inches from his bed. Fucking idiot.

Luckily I remember that dog. Now seriously, someone make a dog thread I can ignore.

This reply.... 😂

Visitors always get a warm welcome and a toy

You’d have thought with a name like Monique that Ibrahim might have a basic understanding of French, non?

Might as well join the club. Black and Tan Cocker Spaniel. She is from a working background so was pretty mental when younger. note: this is from a holiday in Cheddar. Obvs my decor is exquisite.

There's not much in that tweet that should be hard to work out, to be fair

Is there anything better than a dog, man? What a fucking legend.

Why didn't he fly from Sunderland airp... oh.

It's ok, PSR/FFP will save the day.

Big Stick Energy

Obviously Schnauzer! Anyway...

Yes there is. Two dogs

He does smaller ones (I could barely pick it up)

Yeah but they’re colonials…wallaby husbandry and mullet care are further up the curriculum than basic French

Well if you can’t beat them…

FYP.

FYI. Your daughter sending me endless PMs was not an "online situation" and I reject that characterisation.

I'm going to get migration down to the tens of thousands, and on an unrelated note I'm not going to make any promises that I can't keep.

The Guardian btw. A paper so desperate for clicks and ad revenue that it had a live reaction blog for the death of Liam Payne. "Oh McFly have put a tribute tweet out now. Better get it posted. We're still waiting for word from Busted, I suspect they're just processing at the minute." Fuck off.

The Guardian can get entirely fucked. And Labour should just be telling people to fuck off. Aye I'm gonna get the odd free ticket for a concert, but you know what, Taylor Swift wasn't trying to lobby me for anything so just shut your face. I'm going. Do some proper reporting please.

I’d say his Mam’s a bit of a slag.

Even his Greek/Danish dad was actually German

Yohan Kebab

Morning

Nice Hunters supermoon tonight. Took this with my S22+. Didn't faff around with settings, just point zoom and shoot. Phone cameras are amazing nowadays. Watched a YouTube where an experienced astrophotographer managed to get shots of the milky way equivalent to dedicated cameras costing 5000 quid. In another shot, he managed to layer photographs from the phone to actually capture Andromeda. All you need is a tripod, good weather, and sky's not polluted with lights. Admittedly a mixture of effort and luck I guess.

Bagend has a higher ceiling than Ciggy.

I don’t know why but they’ve a long tradition of the absolute fucking mentalists having the safest seats. But they managed to keep them tucked away in the past, but they’ve got so few MPs they can’t do that any more. Particularly with them being the official opposition and pretty much needing to shadow all the ministerial posts in government. They can (and do) use members of the HoL. But that’s limiting in itself. Even though it’s stuffed with Tories.

Cans

They should make their minds up - Leadsom fucked her own campaign by saying childless Theresa May had no stake in the future.

Badenoch saying she would offer JK Rowling a peerage. They can't fucking help themselves, can they? Just try 24 hours without pulling a culture war lever.

Well IF the rumours have any truth the club were open to doing that but Liverpool didn’t bite. Apart from the 20/20 hindsight a lot of these self appointed pundits seem to think these things can just be made to happen

Fuck off, dingo breeding is higher up than Wallaby husbandry, although give Monique a chance, they're only young.

Erm lads, why not start a dog thread if that's your thing? Meanwhile here's my stylised photo of the only pets that matter.

That is a fucking stick.

#DogDadsNet

You mean this for the Yes Gemmill thread?

Lewis Miley back training

"Heya Robocop, marra. Can aah gerra picksheh wiv yeh? D'yeh like me Sun'lin shirt, it's one of the reg vardey ones from back in the day, tha dinnit mak them like theyse anymore. Aah saw a mag in his shirt before and aah made sheweh to mock him forrit coz it's compleytely different to me deeyin it, innit Robbey mate? Worra yeh crying for Bob? Overcome with emotion beyn in the presence of a massive lads fan, coz yeh love Sun'lin and hate beheddie and the barcodes? Pleasheh meytn yeh Robert, mate. Enjoy yeh flight."

"Hellowuh Robertowuh" These mongs take basic politeness as a long held love of their club.

They don’t care about it but we’re obsessed about the result. And they’ve got a 51 page thread to prove it