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It's a fucking disgrace. My grandfather didn't fight in WW2, killing hundreds, only to have one of his countrymen take the England job.

Alreet cheps? I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. Started with this … tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year… Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything ). Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. I’m fucked Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph. Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him” This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like Fucking love it

I'll see your person at at a gig in Newcastle wearing a Newcastle top, and raise you an MLF during the Florida storms wearing a top he's probably had on since Ponteyland Airport

Ok, who do we actually think told him to his face? ☺️

Strawb moving to wipe that smug look off MF’s face

That'll neither go over well with life long Man Utd fans, nor make enough of a dent in the debt they owe. Another winning strategy from Sir Jim.

This isn't mental in the least.

King Conker

Makes you think

That's right.

I can empathise.

Like a warm corpse

Does anyone want to to hear my Fereday 5 a side story again? 😀 TL/DR : he’s a cunt 😑

Quinn McGee Dillon Smith Stimson Fereday Gallagher Gallagher last seen as manager of Morrisons in Berwick

That's Jim Smith in the middle. You're welcome.

I think this story about @ewerk deserves it's own thread mind.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/oct/14/cheating-alleged-after-mens-world-conker-champion-found-with-steel-chestnut Shocking stuff.

I’d rather have someone say we can’t do xyz because we’re skint. A Corbyn type manifesto would have had to have been massively walked back on and they would be slammed as liars - this would have been true of Corbyn too, no way he’s delivering those promises when the economy is bollocksed. The big claim of change was down to competence, something in short supply in government in the last decade. So far so good in that respect IMO.

I think he’s shit and we won’t get past the first knockout stage in the world cup

Did Tryfan today. A great walk with a grade 1 scramble in. Really bloody warm too which took me a bit by surprise. Just had a pizza and.a coupe of beers and ready for bed 😜

It's a big state vs little state question. We've had 45 years minus a N arguable brief respite of a push toward individual responsibility being the basis of society and it's got us here. Trying to deal with inner city crime when cuts to youth services are to blame, shoring up infrastructure devestated by more cuts, the rivers and seas full of shit because of the drive for dividends over service and also dealing with obesity caused by poor education, bastard food firms exploiting the poor and cuts to leisure services as you mention. We've now been beaten down to accept that the 5th biggest economy on the planet can't afford anything as the wealth has been migrated from poor to rich deliberately and any suggestion of reversing that is communist heresy. This is why I think your incremental change is doomed - only major surgery will make any difference and I'm resigned to the fact it won't happen.

Haha was looking to help, but he has dastardly provided the correct response

A German managing England is going to trigger so many little Englander cunts. I'm all for it.

Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. And the bones, naturally. 👍

A man with cognitive impairment sundowning in public.

The Clarkson fans, man. He’s boring as fuck, with his edgy patter, in lieu of a personality. His fans are similar but with the ‘bantz’ by proxy.

In chocolate orange circles, that haircut is known as a Terry's

That must be the first post that prick has ever made without including the word "murderer"

amongst all the tales of derring do about when they took the entire city of newcastle etc on that thread, this post by former hoolie hardman/leader of amnesty international skylon stands out for me. he's had an epiphany moment bless him, don't be in the least bit surprised skylon lad that when pickford finally hangs up his tiny little goalkeepers gloves that he confesses he's been a mag all along....

It should have been obvious when he wouldn't take 2 million No's for an answer.

Am aware. Reverse thrusting rocket boosters into a basketball hoop is cool as fuck though. Not heard the Cure stuff yet, but rest assured the now semi-permanent Mrs PL is getting a bulk order of Kohl eye treatments in from a variety of cosmetic suppliers 😒

....and of course, the genocide.

We're heading for another bore draw and an anemic performance served up from our iron deficient press to satisfy our vegan overlord. Until, by the force of infinite sausages posted on a internet message board in another slither of the multiverse, the space-time continuum is torn asunder, and, in an impossible turn of events, a diet suitable only for rabbits suddenly becomes a viable means of nourishment for human beings, powering us to victory as, through the thick fog of spinach farts, "sausages", made from only the dead carcasses of our friends the animals, begin to rain from the heavens. Hail Caesar! 3-0 to us.

Although Butch plugging his annoying girlfriend with his fuck off magnum should have been the true ending. She would drive me insane.

Glad we’re giving out Ozempic to the obese and jobless though. We’ll not bother doing anything about making genuine healthy food affordable or limiting ultra processed shite, just take this and get into work

SMBed your post. 👍

Oh Robert. He may but he also doesn't want to pay them benefits if he can. He won't let them unionise for the benefit of all the employees, not just the smart ones. He doesn't want to be forced to make appropriate payouts when he makes them redundant. And he, who is worth US$245 billion dollars, doesn't want to pay tax, which enriches society as a whole because why should he? Man's a cunt. He's also currently spending US$45 million a month to get the orange baffoon re-elected Man's an even bigger cunt for doing that to the world. But you know all that. I hope he gets to colonise Mars. Then their oxygen supply runs out and his bones can prove their was life on Mars, so in a million years time when some space being lands there, to check out the burnt rock planet that is next closest to the sun, the mystery is even greater.

Musk employs some brilliant engineers

🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, Mags are wearing barcodes in Bermuda, Bahama, two fat kids with their mama. Key Largo, Montego, they'll even let the mags go to the Kokomo. A big fat family, and their kids seem, slow. Weeeeearing their scratty tops, way down in Komomo. 🎵

Surely he meant Jobe?