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We're heading for another bore draw and an anemic performance served up from our iron deficient press to satisfy our vegan overlord. Until, by the force of infinite sausages posted on a internet message board in another slither of the multiverse, the space-time continuum is torn asunder, and, in an impossible turn of events, a diet suitable only for rabbits suddenly becomes a viable means of nourishment for human beings, powering us to victory as, through the thick fog of spinach farts, "sausages", made from only the dead carcasses of our friends the animals, begin to rain from the heavens. Hail Caesar! 3-0 to us.

You have to laugh at Everton. The case had absolutely nothing to do with them, they're sitting there minding their own business and yet still find themselves potentially fucked once again as a result of it.

Both are fucking shit.

"MAAAASTERS! YER A FUCCCCHHHHUN RAT!"

If it was happening to Fulham I'd likely have sympathy for their fans. But Everton fans have carried on like bellends for so long I genuinely don't care that their club has been so mismanaged.

Must have kept her winter fuel allowance. Good for her.

Put up roadblocks outside PL HQ and tell Masters that he's a 'nasty man, la'. It'll make a change from doing it to their players. I hope the £450m in loans at market rate cripples them and they do a full blown Rangers. Maybe a poundshop Ryan Reynolds will buy them in 20 years and fund a run up the leagues once everyone has forgotten how much they hate the cunts - just so I can remind them what an utter gaggle of fucktards their fans were in 2024 and probably still are in 2044.

Yellow!

No corporate sponsorship of “THE SUPERBOWL”…. ie that’s “it” ; it’s not “the Super Bowl brought to you in association with Budweiser/John Deere/Pepsi… that’s not the case with the FA Cup anymore is it? … see also the various widely watched college sports titles. The college draft system..the worst team gets first dabs on the best college players. Basically in some regards US sport is COMMUNISM 😆

Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

Insanity known to be rampant in royalty (including those who think they are).

Wrong

Toontastic's Huntley and Carr. What could go wrong.

Apart from having the most Scottish name ever, this man is spot on.

Yeah, a bit random but it reminds me of a Hogmanay night I went to Edinburgh where a gaggle of pissed up lasses from Glasgie stormed the mens toilets (cos of the queues at theirs) all pissed as anything wearing bright flamingo pink clobber. They then proceeded to somehow squat piss in the urinals, quite impressive, although caused me a few days impotence. Damn now I'm thinking about it again.

Sam Coates with the big breaking news that Taylor Swift got special protection from the Met while in London AND Yvette Cooper got 2 free tickets to see Taylor Swift. The breathless way he reports that he can "exclusively reveal" ffs. Starmer's biographer Tom Baldwin had it right when he said he was a bit sick of journalists that have read the members register of interests and think it makes them the new Woodward and Bernstein.

Tiebreaker is trying to reach the high notes after the key change in "Livin' On A Prayer". Lead singer of The Jon Bon Jovi Experience to adjudicate.

It’s mental (as mental as she is tbh) that Badenoch is even a member of parliament

I've no idea who the pair of them are tbh but they've obviously got you sussed.

Cleverly by name, thick as pigshit by nature.

No.

Funny if true.

They've sacked off Cleverly, it's male uber cunt v female uber cunt for the prize

Great - now can't get button mushrooms out of my head

Honestly, I can't like, they all look amazing to me. And when are going to have TVs side by side at home? I know from videogames, the improvement in graphics over the last 40 years is much, much greater than any other medium but means fuck all when the content is demonstably worse - that's theonly thing that really matters. You'll be wowed for 3 days and then just take it for granted. But fair enough, not trying to piss on your parade, I'm upgrading myself soon. 👍

I suppose since I didn't directly loot all that nazi gold then I'm okay to keep it? Cool.

I'm not buying that argument like. Reminds me of the argument watching coercive porn doesn't harm the victim. Burn the King!

"I'M JUST BIG BONED MUTHAFUCKA!"

They even gave evidence on behalf of Man City. A case that called out the fact that not including shareholder loans (of which they have more than anyone at £450m) was unlawful, and they turned up to support it.

The drum sound on that Stevie Ray Vaughan album every shit pub guitarist absolutely worships is so offensively bad that I can never listen to it.

The limited tackles. I.e both have 6 tackles or advances. Both allow fat people to have a go.

American foooball is an entirely diifferent game to rugby, it's like saying Aussie rules is just an imitation of Rugby just because the balls are the same shape. I do, however, believe the real danger to football comes from the American owners, I have no doubt they'll want the NFL style franchise/closed shop structure with the teams not part of that, basically left to rot.

Long live the king.

This place?

And there it is, getting all set up for "It was Renton's fault". Regal twat.

The insane amount of time and effort that the PL and Masters will need to dedicate to off the pitch legal issues as a result of bending over backwards to appease some American owners is fucking beyond belief. It’s a shambles from front to back and if Masters isn’t sent packing after this, I’ll be amazed. All of this because they were absolutely terrified that a team in 19th, with no wins, had been taken over and injected with some potential. FWIW, if there’s any argument to be made that we’ve lost earnings with an unlawful rule, I’d expect us to be the next in line with a legal challenge

Aye, and what's with the winner of Miss Universe being from earth every year? Eh? Eh?

Fyp I wonder if we should stop referring to her as Denise Squelch, since she’s gone dry?

What a gargantuan load of shite

They need to gather outside of PL HQ with sparklers.

American footballers could be Heracles reincarnated but the game they play, (to my eyes) is colossally shit to watch. I'm not a rugby fan at all but I'd sit and watch that before I'd watch NFL. I'm convinced America's problems largely stem from having shit sports where fans can't let off steam properly instead of sitting munching on hotdogs whilst the latest score is 78-125 or something.

This used to be a surefire indicator of a weed farm in the loft, now it just means there’s been a Lottery win.

Many branches?