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Woke up just as the 2nd half was starting. Should’ve had a lie-in THE SCENE- a woman hovers in the doorway of a home in London, just after her husband hears the full time whistle … HRH Mrs. Gloom- “ What was the score then dear?” HRH The King -“ It was a draw pet, 2 weeks until my next match thread… Long Live The King!” The woman melts back to the kitchen and sits down…

Compared to how we were playing pre Man City, this is a marked improvement. Just need to get a goal or two in the second half.

Taylor and Besty have apparently been hired by talksport to do a special film called 'looking for Steve Parish' as he's now become a bit camera shy and talksport are wondering if it was something they said?

That’s CT’s night sorted.

The inquest has begun about why the majority left early in a vital contested match. Mackem on mackem civil war. Feel for this lad. Not only hlwas he upset by those nasty Leeds fans, he then had to hear the raw!

Yesterday must have been a bumper day for the Live, laugh, love mugs.

Great, he’s back on Facebook

It's not exactly the same problem. The overall/average quality of our squad has improved (less deadwood), we've also improved our european coefficient which means that our share of the champion's league prize money will be greater. In the meantime we've also greatly increased our sponsorship and corporate revenue so with the guarantee of champion's league income we could bring in more players (and are more attractive to prospective players). Nothing that comes easy is worth anything. Winning a trophy will be a fantastic acheivement whatever trophy it is, but that's not the end of the challenge. We need to become one of the most desirable and prestigious clubs in the world to play for, manage etc. I'd say we're already in the top 30.

Time to retire "The King" and go again with someone better equipped after the international break btw. 3 games, 1 win vs L2 opposition. He's Ten Hag.

Santiago Bernabonesaw, marra

They left early but not to get away early

Filming your own gifs is beyond the call of duty, fair play.

FUMIGATE this man's patter

Almiron was good when he came on. I’d think about starting him next game if Isak isn’t fit. Tino and Longstaff were also good when they came on.

I'd have taken anything but losing to these today tbh, cos I fucking hate them and I hate their fans. The fact that we've had 70% possession and absolutely dominated them is more than I expected us to do. Were missing a finisher. Fix that and we'll be fine.

Better team for me. Just need to tighten up in their half and find the finish

We always gift them the points to stay up, Gemmill’s law.

Pawson asking for the wider angle too. Mate, he's wrestled him to the fucking floor. Would you like us to arrange an IMAX screen for you?

even more desperate to see our chook score against the bindipping cunts this evening....

Not strictly true, I just died in your arms last night, it must've been something you said? I just died in your arms last night. I should've walked away, it was a long, hot night etc...

yeah, you definitely don't post on every match thread going

I was thinking the same thing. But thats the catch with Miggy and Murphy, play one for a few games and the other one automatically looks like a great option I hope to feck Isak is fit.

Aye. A penalty and a one-on-one with Isak and we'd have been 2-0 up

Gemmill getting his Robespierre wig on…

We played well, dominated them but we have no cutting edge, missed pen, crazy goal line clearance that the defender new fuck all about. Point away from home in a place we always struggle (Gemmill’s law). Nowt to get upset about tbh.

Not sure it’s been lacking a striker today. We are just struggling with the necessary intensity and get too nervous in front of goal. We are slowly getting better but are still miles off a fluid attacking team.

Good riddance to that shit hole of a stadium

Wilson and Isak both expected to be back for Brighton as well.

There's no way the ref saw that in real time. And if he gives it, I don't know what VAR does.

Murphy is consistently the weak link in attack

Finally. Carragher trying to say there was nothing in it, the blue nosed lass-hockling cunt.

If there is any chance of Everton getting relegated last match of the season (against us at SJP) the admin have to temporarily ban Gemmill.

What a fucking horrible bunch of cunts these lot are.

Pawson blatantly scared to book an Everton player here.

Carragher talking absolute bollocks about it only being a penalty if the ball is in the box ffs

Another Craig Pawson game, another 22 completely baffled footballers

Wasn’t Oliver Glasner the second coming of Pep last season? They’re now 7 games without a win.

damn those pesky away supporters and their noise.

I know I'm alone, yes Scotty again, on this but fuck The Fall were great. Forget Mark E Smith if you don't like him but the band members he had, the musos that were members of the his band were always amazing.

Would that make it Newcastle United airport?

My favourite Blondie track Excellent as usual from Elvis Ramone.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAtWwwxI-al/?igsh=dzR1dmQ5OWJmNDZk

“Oh look at me! I have a life.” Pathetic.

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?” He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “Its really spoiled my need for food.” Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?” He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.” “Well,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody starving.”