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If only the two teams agreed to not swap ends at half-time this game could've easily been played at Plough Lane.

One of my favourite NUFC pics of the last 10 years, this. He'd just starred for France at the Euros, hadn't found himself a move just yet and for a short spell looked like he was going to stay, I'm sure Rafa even nearly picked him for our third game after we'd lost the first two. Fair play to him for actually looking how he felt.

Hold the phones, one in each hand, and shout "TICKET TRANSFERIAMUS!" and clack the phones together.

Right that’s it over. Let’s pretend this didn’t happen and never speak of it again.

Miggy breaking clear into the box at the death then stops and brings it back towards the way he came. When you don't see him for a bit it's like a new frustration.

Nine CL matches on this evening but aye, I'm sure there will be a tonne of bars showing the mackem's match.

Named because he once spent a weekend in a caravan in Beamish.

Stan the man is deadly serious, I can tell by the trademark 😎 emoji they sometimes make when they're on a chest swelling fantasy high.

The "outrage" from UK/US when Israel get a taste of their own medicine. Nee fucker had a word to say when *checks notes* 42,000 Palestinians were murdered. Losers all round in this one. The latest escalation might have been avoided if we had told Israel to wind its neck in months ago

Love that CT used AI to make a picture of him and it just straight away went with 6 fingers.

My reliable prediction for tonight…

"It's coz me dad uncal Mick enjoys a can of lilt with his chippy tea, and me sister Aunty Sharon sez that when Mick eayts hewge bits of pineapple it makes his willey gewp taste a bit better."

WHEY AYE, MARRA!!!

Pope must know his days are numbered.

Fair play to Wimbledon though, greatest compliment I can give them is that they wouldn't look out place playing alongside Ciggy.

Here comes The Poseidon Adventure in nets.

If Ruddy comes on before the Greek lad then we deserve to be investigated

there's mackems in rome... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-match-in-rome.1641739/ my heart goes out to any poor juventus supporters who just happen to be innocently wandering about near the colloseum.

That's genuinely outrageous The reasons look like absolute arm-chancery as well.

Two wins out of two for the king

Wimbledon making a triple substitution with one minute to go.

Does the club still sell videos of specific games?

Jake the Peg trying to put that in with his left. What a fucking helmet.

Mrs wykiki enters the chat

She's pissing herself at that she was just saying 'Who's shouting Wilson'?

Is that wyki’s missus I can hear screaming for Wilson?

Is this ref on a satellite delay?

Some of Kelly’s passes have been fucking shocking. I’m not convinced he’s a left back, like

Your nieces and nephews said it's fine.

To most of us look north and northern life was somewhere you'd want to see the goals in a byegone era when there wasn't as much football on TV or we weren't in the first division so it was a chance to maybe watch the goals back for the first time on a Monday. But that's about 30 years ago. To quite a few of them it's still their reality. 13 or so miles apart but decades separate us. Also the fact they differentiate presenters into the Mag territory is quite amusing. I know Jeff Brown is a mackem but I couldn't give a fuck, I don't know if Dawn Thewlis supports NUFC or not although they've decided she is because they watch it religiously. Honestly, they're mental.

Truss claims there is an underground transgender mafia who is really running the country, and that is why she failed as PM. Just when it appears that the tories can't get any lower, some cunt hands them a shovel.

Fair play for what? They didn’t have a shot at goal. When they were 1-0 they still didn’t even attempt an attack. You’d think they were trying to keep it tight for the second leg.

I’m not sure they’ll be bringing out a commemorative special of this one.

Miggy was born offside.

whoever it is has made more noise than the other 52000

Nice run from Miggy. I'll leave it at that.

The fact that it’s not that far off something Truss would actually say is what really caught everyone out

And measure your doorways.

So much wrong with that pic... Why is a 5 fingered mackem in our top and also using a toilet correctly when there are plenty of seats in the Stadium of Shite? The hygiene at least is reflecting of mackems...

Are Maeve and Niamh similarly naive?

My lass is a cardiovascular nurse and sees it a lot too. Especially the coke and people combining it with weekend binge drinking. And increasingly with younger and younger men usually. And that’s just the ones willing to admit it. So, aye, epidemic is probably a good description.

I aim for the little cunts.