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That's Brighton's wing positions sorted in a couple of years time.

I couldn’t cope if they sold us and bought Liverpool. I’ve only just gotten over the time they ditched us to buy Inter Milan

Cannit buhleyve theyuhve agreeyud to this.

Bruno and Joelinton have been going two's up on Gordon's lass, the rest of the team have found out and are now in two different camps about it. Miggy is the odd one out as he just looks blankly and repeatedly says 'Que?' when someone tries to explain the situation to him.

I wonder how long it will be until they start upsetting themselves that this is true?

I think you’ll find it was your lot who made up the place name when you stole our land and forced us to stop using our own language.

He's evolving and I think its necessary, the level of press we executed in the season we finished 4th was unreal, it was SO high energy and incredibly physcially demanding. Klopp did it at Dortmund until it stopped working and then he did it at the start of his Liverpool tenure but found it quickly became unsustainable in the premier league. We found that out big time last season, that injury crisis was almost unprecedented and while some of it was down to bad luck there should be no doubt that some of it was just to the intensity demanded by Howes way of working at the time. To be a top team that is sustainably going deep in the cups and in europe as staying up near the top of the league you can't play like we were doing forever without having the kind of squad that we simply can't have yet where its high quality and highly physical all the way through the 25 with very little drop off between your first and second string.

In the parallel universe of Weardside, a MLF imagines it is NUFC who William Storey stalks and not SAFC*. * As well as create another multi-page thread full of the usual mysogny and racism.

Hey man, Eales, I'm a long time US magpies fan from 2012 and I'm super excited to watch my heroes, my first hero was Steven Taylor because his smile and teeth were like the American dream, can I have a ticket, please? I've joined the magpie members + group and I have a supercharged income, Do you take American express?

A couple of lacklustre performances and the demand goes down? Better call the old time fans, eh?

That job I was offered, I just don't think I can take it, 25 hours but somehow spread over four or five days, earliest start 06.45, latest finish 20.00 and the clincher..... Must do one day every weekend and for minimum wage. I just can't do it even if it is handy. There's been a few back and forth calls where I wanted clarification on a few details and this is basically it. I wish I could just retire or get FT hours minimum wage for being my wife's carer, (which I am). If the missus doesn't get a limited capability benefit we've only just found out about I couldn't take it anyway and I trust the DWP as much as I can spit after six months of extreme worry when they tried it on by removing some of her PIP a few years ago, (which she ended up getting more of at an independent tribunal such was the DWP pisstake). No replies necessary btw, you must all be sick of hearing about it, (I'm sick of writing it), and no CT, I'm not going to drive a taxi.

I think her voice sounds lovely, she seems dead canny but whenever I've put her show on her taste in music is rotten.

New HT entertainment apparently. 👆 (Don't tell the MLFs though).

Oh he's Irish now, is he? This too will be rumbled.

I can’t see any club in their right mind paying any money for him based on his injury record. So maybe Chelsea?

Make mugs with zany designs on them.

Eales: see to it that the HeyChapHereChap fellow never wins a single ballot.

Trudgers Unite!

I hate her voice and her taste in music. Never listen to 6 music now, they’ve turned it into 1 extra’s try hard wannabe cool older brother/sister which has alienated the core middle aged miserablists like me who are ironically those who saved it when the bbc tried to get rid of it about a decade ago I’ll give Ezra collective a spoodle though

Leisure was our pleasure

When Klopp did it he evolved the tactics to dominate possession - they still pressed relentlessly whenever they were out of possession but because they had more of the ball it was less evident. It's the same as Pep, they press less purely because they have the ball more often than not. Also with Klopp it was noticeable how much shitter they became when their midfield became ancient, and leggy. Howe's approach is sustainable but we need to be far better on the ball for it to work. We played some far better stuff last season when he had us sitting deeper with fast counters using the pace of the front three.

not be our problem for much longer, fucking off to be with reunited with his old mate dan..... https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-man-united-turn-attention-to-eddie-howe-after-boardroom-bust-up/

Am coming. Here he is. My 3 x great grandfather Whats “Cloonboo Beg” like in February?… or are you cheeky leprechauns just taking the piss with that as a place name? 😆

This:

Fucking hell, are you still getting your news from the MSM. The biased BBC is nothing but a liberal mouthpiece for Corbyn, you sheep.

I used to really like her Breezeblock show on Radio 1 when I was a kid but can’t listen to half the shite she plays now on 6music. It’s just noise. /grumpyoldman

Aaaaah si, si senor…eeeeeh massive jugs no es asi?

I’ve heard she eats Kit-Kats like Mars bars and she smells of bins.

If you weren't feeling well and she could be arsed to look after you then her voice sounds lovely and sympathetic..... Mary Anne: 'Can I get you anything, HMHM? A cup of tea? A glass of water? You've still got a fever, can I rub anything for you?'' Me: 'Yes you can rub something if you don't mind, Mary Anne?' Mary Anne: 'Shall I put some music on while I do it?' Me: 'Errrr.....nah, you're alright, honestly, I was only just listening to some music the other day, I'm fine thanks.'

Went to see Keegan do a talk in Durham last night. Decent enough, albeit pretty vanilla stuff. Slightly cheapened by the 30mins in the middle of the show where Pete Graves chaired an auction of the audience for a chance to get a signed shirt and a photo off KK. There were 16 people left in at £400, all side eyeing each other and doing quick mental sums to figure out how much they could bid up to without being murdered by their wives when they got home...only for Pete to pull out a big box of shirts and a card machine to announce they had all won the auction The folks who sat down at £350 were all gutted!A nice £6400 in KKs back pocket for 10mins work

The fucking frauds and chancers we had in and about this club during the Ashley years, man. It beggars belief that a business worth hundreds of millions of pounds could've been run by a casino owner, a purveyor of the cheapest of cheap sportswear, an unearthed fossil who once coached a halfway decent team 15 years prior, a couple of no-name agents who signed two of the worst players we've ever seen in black and white, and worst of all, Dennis fucking Wise. This latest bout of projectile vomit from Allardyce is Bruce-level revisionism. Absolute nonsense. The idea of Sam Allardyce coaching Modric is...I think I'd rather have not signed him, have him sign for Liverpool and bang in six against us in one game, than have to watch him being turned into a water carrier by that fat fucking joke.

I'm in an airbnb I Devon at the moment and it's been fantastic. Only problem is every time I go for a piss I think of @Gemmill

the dreaded vote of confidence

I look forward to making it 3 ballots entered with zero tickets. Meanwhile some devious bastard from New York City gets 10 tickets, free return flights and an all inclusive stay in the hilton.