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Dr Gloom is the new Anthony Gordon. Half arsed performance.

Arsenal fans tears overflowed ??

gemmill and ct stood at the front of the stage at the stack throwing their boxer shorts at eales as he belts out 'who's that team we call united' nauseating.

at least adam's probably lost his virginity now.

My last mortgage payment went out today. Bit of a life milestone I suppose. Bastards stung me for a £225 "admin fee" before fucking off.

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"Howay pet, let's try and make a normal one and then we can drown Adam in the bath. Don't worry about that pet, look at him. Everyone will believe it was an accident."

By popular demand*! *the demand being that his mum and dad wanted the annoying cunt out of the house for a few days.

Bit harsh on Rents.

Not to be "that" bloke or anything. But you haven't put the kick off time and all the other fundamental information required for a match thread. Even LTA did that, albeit with a made up time and quite often the wrong date. But the effort was there. Please correct this.

Construction takes time at the normal rate. With the training ground and stadium it will take even longer. There will be NDA's all over the place that we're looking at land suitable. Then there is processes to go through. It's not a quick project. People need to fucking breathe and slow down man. Silly Tory cunts on podcasts who think we should have a new 70k seater stadium and state of the art facilities by now are fukcing clueless. I did the training facilities at Accrington Stanley that was in the pipeline and on for Construction for 2 years before it was completed. I did the redevelopment at Headingley that was a 6 year project and that was with the owner having his own fucking contractors! My mate has been working on Everton's ground for close to 7 years now! It takes time. These are serious construction projects.

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I've heard you're the "mag at the grand bairn's footy" and that he absolewtly rinsed you and you didn't tak it very well.

nut him.

Had on, tbd had a thread and when it was pointed out to him it wasn't the next match, he gracefully got it deleted or put in stasis (unsure which). Sorry Gloom, this is a code brown breach of protocol. Desist now.

Maybe because Gordon was on the podcast circuit throughout the summer wanking himself daft over Guehi the camp has been split in half. We're seeing the NUFC version of west side story - west end story if you will - playing out. Schar leading the Scharks (no, you fuck off) - made up of all the foreign lads, Gordon leading the Jets. We just need one of the foreigners to fall in love with some scouse blart to help smooth things over.

We'll know he's not doing a good job when the chairman replaces him. Until then, I would assume he's making progress on all of the key strategic objectives, even if we're not getting public pronouncements about them. As for his personality, he seems an amiable enough dweeb of a bloke. He's pretty inoffensive.

The idea of the Fish willingly walking away from a football-related argument is adorable.

The flooding of the pitch and Pearson delivering a pitch-side report the day before… cause and effect, right there, the slavering gimp.

google has us on the 2nd page and creeping upwards. hope he self searches me....

I've often wondered whether the club scans forums for fan sentiment but I think we'll have the answer to that very soon.

It would take someone of Eales's stature to get CT to leave Wonder Bar behind.

Good point by wykiki actually. Anyone ever seen tbd and true faith's A Hurst in the same room?

We’re getting nowhere by rocking the boat. I say turn the boat over. Fuck PSR. Do a Man City and go crazy then claim innocence and enjoy the time in between. Can you imagine winning the league and being relegated two years later? The fun we’d have in the Championship!

Not to defend the bloke, because I have absolutely no real opinion on him either way. But of course he's smarmy seeming, he's a premier league football club CEO As for whether he's doing anything or not, I believe our current kit deal sits us comfortably at the top of the non-sky6 clubs right? 14 years of rot on commercial deals isn't going to vanish particularly quickly, even if Stavely and Ghodoussi had done some leg work before he arrived. There seems to be a clear plan from the club, even pre-eales, that we don't seem to want to rock the boat too much on sponsorships to start with, which I think is smart long term thinking until some other clubs (definitely man city) run the premier league ragged and get these stupid rules booted. Stadium aside, and fuck knows how many things could be slowing that down? what else would we really see?

"This one is for all my fans especially TBD, mate you'll never know what your support means to me...... 🎵 Earle's a singer He stands up, when he plays the piano in the Stack club Earle's a singer He sings songs for those who lost in the ballot His job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes in a Stack club Earle's a singer And they say, that he once, was a winner in a contest Earle's a singer And they say, that he tried for a transfer record Sky talked about it for a week or so And the local radio, it never made it He wanted to be Betty Grable But now he sits there at that beer-stained table Dreaming of the things he never got to do All those dreams that never came true Earle's a singer He stands up when he plays the piano in the stack club Earle's a singer He sings songs for those who lost in the ballot His job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes in the Stack club 🎶

It's been shifted to SJP! Next Tuesday (1st).

You're gonna need some of that famous Man City luck with those pathetic second string choices.

Fish trying to decide who he'd rather have a pint with, Klopp or Eales....?

Mackem 1: "Ere marra, aah heard the Saudis are selling the mags beycause the PSR is hampering them, yi nar" Mackem 2: "Hahahaha the teayrs on Tyneside will bey magnificent." Mackem 1: "Aye, aah've heard they're going to sell up and buy Villa, marra." Mackem 2: "Macks sense to me. Buy another teym that's definitely not hampered by the same rewls as the mags."

Jokes on him. His grandson is wearing Man City kit, not a Reg Vardy top in sight.

The fella on the right with the face of a man who's just been told what a Thai lady boy will do to your ringpiece for 5000 baht.

Darren Eales is the type of bloke that would walk in on his daughter and her friends getting ready for a night out and say "don't worry ladies, nothing I haven't seen before" with a fully on display semi. However, as a CEO he seems fine, if unspectacular so far. Definitely wouldn't have a pint with him though.

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I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi.

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role.

Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

Ah yes, cheap players like Joey Barton and Jose Enrique at £6m each and freebies like Mark Viduka and Geremi. He was really hard done by.

To be honest I fucking despise Arsenal, their fans generally and Arteta and their priggish hypocrisy. And I’d rather Man City won the league again than Liverpool or Arsenal, who are the only other two realistic candidates imo. Plus it just shows what they’ve accomplished by trying to make it a closed shop, ie the rest of the established teams might have an advantage over the ‘other 12’ or whatever. But they’ve also locked in Man City’s advantage over them.

my mate had one of them walking to the grosvenor casino after the southampton game. we had to make an emergency stop at tesco in chester-le-street to get him some bew trousers.

The man who made Jay-Jay Okocha into a long throw-in specialist