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The Black snails?

🎵 We're too sexy for the smogs Too sexy for the smogs We...don't....use....our....bogs And we're Too sexy for the Mags Too sexy for the Mags We...can't...match...their....flags I'm a mackem, you know what I mean And my owner gave up our little cat bar Yeah, in the cat bar In the cat bar yeah He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar And I'm too sexy for Milano Too sexy for Milano We founded... Athletic....Bilbao And we're too sexy for your leyague Too sexy for your leyague No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 🎶

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

6-0 to us

It's the hoaxer's tache.

Come on, it’s obviously a, erm, slug?

For our friends in the Antipodes looking for the kick off times… ¡slɐıuoloɔ pǝʞɔnɟ ʇǝ⅁

canny goal. but fuck him, celebrating like that with the mackems. if he was my lad I'd chop his fucking feet off.

Black shat

CIVIL WAR

This one in particular is on Eddie IMO, starting Willock and Joe who both prefer left of the three was distinctly strange tbh. It's either/or for those two.

got what we've deserved. fuck all. something properly wrong here, because a true reflection of our performances this season would have us lower mid table.

Too easy to play through in the middle, get Longstaff on

Looks more like a manky old banana to me. Although if the general consensus is it resembles Wearside Jacks tache, I'm happy to agree

The Lambton worm?

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Is this the day when @Dazzler finally understands @Christmas Tree ?

Probably refused Saudi and now we don’t have minteh so howe’s giving him the Fraser treatment. Obviously, this is completely not the case, but let’s say it is.

Wow. Back to the 80s with that language

I think you know my feelings on him. He is the type of bloke that has decade long affairs with his secretary. A smarmy salesman.

I'd leave Gordon out for a couple of games and play Barnes/Miggy or Barnes/Murphy. Give him 20 minutes in each game and see if he's got his head on straight yet. Allows Barnes to play in his preferred position and sends a message to carpet remnant head that he needs to sort his attitude out.

We're not called the Newcastle Snuggle Bunnies for nothing.

It's odd that he hasn't started Tonali. He certainly makes some peculiar decisions with his team selections. We're lacking leadership, making Bruno captain was a mistake IMO he's not captain material. Not the sharpest tooloin the shed and not great English (understandably). I think that decision was made based on his importance to the team, but this whole season he's not been himself. Trippier's personal life issues have destroyed him as well, and losing the captaincy can't have helped no matter hoe diplomatically Howe did it. It's not looking pretty TBH, every game we've been ugly and without an identity, not bringing in new high level talent in the window has also hurt us.

His attitude is fucking stinking at the minute.

I'm not saying I think Howe should go or anything btw. I'm sure he's working as hard as he ever has done, and we know he's an excellent coach. But something isn't working at the minute and it's nothing to do with the transfer window or anything else. The press, the passing patterns, the defensive solidity, all of it has gone.

The intensity has fallen off a cliff. We used to be fittest team around. Bursting lungs. Now its all passive.

Without exaggerating, that's as poor a performance as I can remember and that's saying something. Turgid in every single area including the goal keeping. Lucky it's not 4 or 5.

Gordon has been a huffy cunt all season

Classic LTA rope a dope tactics.

There must be an NFL player named Traore who never gets out of breath wondering why the fuck his roids/HGH concoction from the fancy european doctor is doing fuck all.

complete lack of any atmosphere for their biggest home game of the season. must all have been rendered speechless by that flag display.

Fuck me, I've just seen a Skechers Slip ins advert with Harry Kane, Jamie Redknapp and Snoop Dogg Hearing Kane try and say Skechers Slip In's Some mother fucker is having a right laugh.

That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is: The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags..... What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves.

Yeah but watching it at home you miss out on the gypsies and coked up wankers in the stadium, truely a reason to spend so much money.

It’s definitely his attitude like, it’s fucking lifting. He looks like he’d rather be anywhere else tbh. Honestly would prefer the Miggy, Trips and Longstaff combo down the right from the 4th place season at the minute. Let that tell you how bad it is

Keep going...

aye. drop him or get tindell to run after his car down barrack road hurling abuse at the bindipping cunt. that should bring him to his senses.

Nest Invaders certainly has nothing on Snuggle Bunnies. We were doomed from the start.

Honestly they can fuck off even more if they're just missing their cuddles off Amanda baby.

Also this is why you need to freshen up the squad with one or two playersa at least every season.

If we keep playing like this, and start picking up points at the rate we've actually deserved to pick them up this season, Howe's gonna be in real trouble by Christmas.

Gordon just fuck off man.

Bleach did you say?

There was a CIVIL WAR at the back between Schär and Burn earlier. You get a CIVIL WAR! You get a CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR FOR ALL!

Absolutely blatant Even the ref is feeling sorry for us

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