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My advice: stop following it. These fucking nutcases have been doing this shit for our entire lives. It's absolutely miserable and incredibly sad that a lot of normal civilians are bearing the brunt of it. These little men and their stupid religions and power plays can all get absolutely fucked. But for your own mental health, you're better off just switching off from it.

I mean the whole made up reason to drink in Newcastle rather than Sunderland would tell anyone with half a brain the whole post was going to be utter bullshit.

Took the MiL to hospital for an outpatient appointment, saw some top class flange there in summer time attire and also whilst driving back home as well but it was pointless having a good look as it would've been akin to planning a major bank heist with Inspector Morse sitting next to you.

That would be a canny unicef advert. "Little Angela has to walk 10 miles every day to get to the internet cafe to catch up on the latest hit piece from Craig Hope. For just £1.99 per month you could cancel her subscription and give her some clean water instead." "Every time I click my fingers another child in Africa signs up for a daily mail subscription. Together we can put an end to this."

Almost certainly a mackem burner account which makes it even worse. You can tell by the nostalgic yearning for the 70s where you could be openly racist and nobody was transgender and Britain was Britain

Tragedy.

"Ok, he put a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage so that would make you think 'wrong'un' straight away but he also looked a collosal cunt as well...... Hang on a minute..... I thought the clues were meant to be hard on here?"

"Tha only reyson wa went up the tewn was coz tha bus back to sunlin was later than getting the bus in sunlin back to sunlin, marra so ya could get more domestic violence fewl into yeh. The fact that the bus from barcode land to sunlin took 45 minutes longer stands up to any screwtiney and aah won't have anyone saying it renders my whole argument redundant. Aah'll the bus ride did was give ez plenty more time to think about the fact wor Shelley was knocking off me brother whilst aah was in tewn. Aah meyn aah should av known - eez dad to both of weh, marra."

the cunt must be at least knocking on 70 and still thought clicking submit was a good idea. tragic really.

Aye. It’s one of those where it’s completely embarrassing if he’s made that up to impress people. But even more so in the unlikely event it’s true .

Jordan and Keown? UNSUBSCRIBED

The renamed it Bliss on my appointment, at the request of the female clientele.

stupid scouse nonce cunt.

The needy, tragic cunt has certainly found his spiritual home on RTG

If that was posted on here or N-O in relation to 73 you would see them demanding it be reported to Northumbria police and an investigation opened into a 51 year old car crime.

imagine being that desperate to court the attention of the fucking cretins on rtg that you invent that bollocks? the stupid mackem thundercunt.

What is termed the “Scots Language” branched off from Middle English at some point around the time of Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” . Got to hand it to Simon Jordan there, he seems to have repeated that clever linguistic trick ie inventing a language that is recognisably English but is actually a new virtually unintelligible form of it all on his own in the time he’s worked in the media. Kudos. And in future a fuckin 10 day TT ban for anyone posting links containing the insufferable fuckin twat talking about anything

Fucking young'uns, I used to post with clay tiles on ToonTablets.

I used to leave written notes on the parish notice board outside the Strawberry

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Tux2. What gemmill imagined he was.... What gemmill actually was....

So he's the SMB version of @RobinRobin?

I’m convinced that messageboard is just some sort of Care in the Community scheme. I reckon there are only three people on there posting from multiple accounts. There surely can’t be that many oddballs (and by oddballs, I mean fuckwits) kicking around the Sunderland area.

there's no way these people actually exist. apparently retired and living in australia, has to be reflecting that his time on this flawed but nonetheless beautiful planet of ours is coming to an end and the best thing he can come up with to see out his days is register on a mackem messageboard to kiss their arse, slag off newcastle and post a million shite emojis? nah, not having it.

I'd walk in the room and immediately apologise for wasting her time before rushing to find a toilet to clean the jizz off the inside of me drawers before it dries.

Decked out in mag paraphernalia too...mag behaviour, marra.

Driving a car they’ve stolen whilst pissed before dumping it is really something to be proud of like.

Prime had such a decent run of shows that ranged from watchable to excellent - sadly, it appears the run is finally over. "You won, Australia. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Australia. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Australia, take your money and get off my property."

They've turned Brent into a woman. This is one act of wokalism that has gone to far. FUCK YOU OZZIE ARSEHOLES.

Again and as usual Jordan is talking absolute nonsense that doesn't stand up to the slightest bit of investigation. Were we supposed to buy players in January 2022 (our first transfer window under new ownership) when faced with relegation that we intended to sell for a profit 2 and a half years later (July 2024)? Obviously not, the only priority was Premier League survival. So having miraculously achieved that in the next window are we supposed to buy players who we can then onsell for a profit one and a half years later? Who did we buy? 22 year old Alex Isak (La Liga), 22 year old Sven Botman (Ligue 1), we made 26 year old Matt Targett's transfer permanent after he had a stellar end to the season. Bought Nick Pope (30). Alex Isak and Sven Botman could be sold for a profit (probably even on the back of Botman's ACL injury) but we don't want to sell them yet. Even Pope we could sell for a profit on the <£10 million we paid for him, but his value to us far exceeds that. Targett is the only one we couldn't and his price was recouped through not being relegated. Even in the next windows we bought young players who for the most part have increased in price (e.g. Gordon, Minteh, Tonali, Barnes). All good business overall (unlucky on Tonali's suspension and Barnes' injury). The only not fit for purpose windows we've had were under Ashley and this most recent one under the stewardship of Mitchell. Too early to judge him harshly on this alone though. Yes we do need to now shift our approach a little, but this is because we now already have a quality first team and squad and players who are attractive to other teams. We also have training facilities that are 2.5 years enhanced, a vastly superior coaching staff, a much much better commercial income and a much broader scouting network. Now we can start to take even more chances on bringing in young players of promise with a view to them either making the first team or turning a profit. It's not a unique strategy, everyone has been doing it for over a decade, some are just much better positioned to do it effectively. Now we are too due to the hard work across the board in the last 2.5 years. Celebrate the success of the last two years and plan for our continued evolution over the next several.

Hard thread to read for someone called Jordan tbh

Genuinely rather be Team Jordan than be on that neanderthal wet lettuce fake intellectual looking HELMET, Keown. Jordan talking sense for once.

A cruel mate who saw him drop a ball to see Cummins score a winner at Roker park against us has just said it would probably be fitting if someone dropped his coffin. Memories linger long with some of our lot, mind. RIP.

On the river where they want to stop the boats…

Also, imagine paying to read Craig Hope’s articles ffs. People are starving in the world and they want people to pay to read his drivel

I read quite a good piece on some boring work-related website. Either the House or Civil Service World. The gist of it (written by a bloke) was that leaks are coming from senior civil servants who have an axe to grind with Gray. And also the belief that a lot of it was misogynistic and born out of jealousy. I.e. the stuff about her thinking she’s the deputy pm and the toxic way no 10 is being run. And there’s an appetite for it in the media, because apart from a lot of the press being right-leaning, no 10 is no longer leaking stuff directly to them

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day. Roker on the other hand...... My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

Aye that's a point. I'd love to see Willock in games where the onus is on us and Joelinton against the rest of the top 8 where we need him in full destroyer mode. Might need need Joelinton here, give Willock the Wimbledon game then throw Joelinton to Man City. I know Traore isn't great but Joelinton in that LCM spot might help protect Kelly/Hall as well I guess. We struggled last season for a spell against any average RW with pace when Burn was LB and Joelinton was injured.

Big Joe is still a bit out of form, but I agree a Joe swap makes sense. Just like Barnes, Willock is a fantastic player to bring off the bench. That seems to be what Howe was planning on doing against Wolves from the start. Due to injuries last season he never really got the option to bring on such a high calibre of player, maybe why he generally only ever made quite late changes. Tonali should definitely be starting over Longstaff, we need to see how our best three midfielders work together (give them the time on the pitch together to figure it out). Until we have Botman back and fully match fit our defense is going to need a little more central protection. Especially because we're no longer playing with that hybrid defensive system that allowed Dan Burn to slot back as a third centre back when Trippier was getting further up the pitch.

If he starts ciggy he can fuck off.

Was going to say, I think that is / was a cafe or sandwich shop over the road from the Trent House

There's been quite a few documentaries over the years you could watch to answer that tbf.

what an absolute hoot this cunt is....

He said take a pay cut. You can't get any lower than zero.

There used to be an antique dealer on Front street called R Strain Antiques, which always raised a chuckle. Doesn’t beat Wallsend’s classic barber shop though. Closed down now, nobody could ever find it.