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Every time you fancy one, just imagine CT toking on a vape whilst getting sucked off by Denise Squelch 👍🏻

Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob?

I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history.

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream

He is going to get injured lads, let's be real.

"Everyone on the plane started clapping. Before it went into the side of my uni building, marra"

Well you'll not drink it a second time then.

Having been to Uni, I can quite confidently say the the cleaners are comfortably more intelligent than the majority of the students.

@Dr Gloom have you tried sucking your middle finger?

Have you got a dark perm? 🙂

Another female musician speaks:

You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed.

Kevin or Michelle? Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is.

Twenty seconds after gloomy trying this.... "Fuuuuuck yes."

You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation.

Was CT giving you the best blowjob of your life? 🙂

CT: the best anal sex I've ever had was at Boldon Lane GP Surgery. The added bonus was my prostate got a clean bill of health.

Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

Actually it is the reverse. Soccer was huge here before WW2, there are records of football ashes matches and I think Australia v NZ was one of, if not the first official national team match, played in the world. And after with the post WW2, European skilled work migration influx to our steelworks and the like industries, it grew even more. But it was around the time of the "ten pound poms" that Australia was barred from FIFA because of issues with the national association, if I remember correctly the various States didn't want to be governed by a national body and because they could not get organised FIFA disoffiliated Australia from playing other countries. Also being the 1950s and 60s it was the time when sport news coverage started to grow and in Victoria the media got behind aerial ping pong (what was then Victorian Rules Football aka AFL) and in NSW/QLD they got behind rugby league, union was for poncey private school boys and amateurs. And that's what fucked football initially in Australia, TV in the 70 and 80s made sure it never had a chance to recover. So then a lot of the migrants, especially their children rejected the old country football and played whatever the "footy" of choice was depending where they lived, in order to assimilate, especially at school. And those that did continue to play football, found that the professional teams all had a home nation association, so as I said prior Sydney Olympic, etc. Both Newcastle and Wollongong were primarily football cities due to their Northern and Welsh roots (Newcastle) and Italian/Greek/Yugoslava (as it was then) populations and that's where I grew up. Eventually with the commercialisation of league, even those two places have moved to league as the number one football. When I was 16/17, I played NSW State second division U18 for Fairy Meadow (suburb of the "Gong") Italia. They were paying their first team players more than what a lot of the National Soccer League were playing their first team. It's still the same, those that play top tier state league for a Sydney Croatia or Marconi earn better money than a lot of A-League players, the clubs just don't want to play in the national league because they would have to drop the country of their origin reference.

Fantastic. It actually saddens me but no matter what misguided opinions some Americans might have on the economy, they would be willing to turn a blind eye to this mysogynistic, racist, rapist prick. I do wonder if this attitude is a direct result of American society, which seems to be limited to "what's in it for me?". Otherwise, why the hatred of even the most mild socialistic principles? America used to be a country to aspire to, not that long ago really. Now it is on the verge of being a terrible dystopian warning to us all. It's not Trump that worries me. It's the people of America themselves that enable him that worries me.

He was posting publicly about wanking in his bath the other day, so that gin is ALL YOURS.

Bet she's written it on paper, the hypocrite.

Steven Taylor has a boyfriend?

Northern Spirit is what Dances with Wolves would call his horse btw. It's not the name of a sports team.

FORZA SANDRO!!! Or didn't want to sit on an easyjet flight full of pissed scabby cunts

I did and he tells no lies. The cleaners were chasing each other with bog brushes and still comfortably ahead of me in business studies.

Honested YP

The Ant Hill Mob turned up to take on the Gremlins.

Another drawback of vape; muscle memory means that when I had a joint I pulled on it like it was a vape and almost immediately whitied.

in general at Roker Mackem. He should just have come out with “FTM” like that one kid and saved himself some embarrassment

He was at uni cleaning the bogs

Talk to CT.

Well, when you're in the same company as CT, you know you need to do something.....

That'll be him on Greta Thunberg's naughty list then.

FYP

Fuck off baldy.

Apologies for putting some stats in here.

1930's

hard pushed to believe he had anything much more than a very rudimentary education, never mind go to uni. the stupid, lying mackem cunt.

Think that was me (Ewerk will confirm).

you love digging up an ancient thread

This thread is generally just mild piss taking of the mackems, who are frequently quite hilarious. However, occasionally they need to be called out for being utter cunts. Every anniversary of 9/11, they get on their high horse and erroneously blame our owners for the event, MBS, the psychotic 17 year old master mind. Really, it's just racism plain and simple. I don't claim the majority partake in this sick point scoring, but none of them condemn it, so they are all complicit in my eyes. Take this wanker, why aye, this definitely happened. Hope this was worth a few likes on the SMB you sad wanker. Kent mackem, normally classed as hand wringing lefty wanker on there. An intelligent bloke, so knows exactly what he is doing, the racist prick. Standard.