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I don't know who was anxiously looking at the ref for the final whistle the most, us or the sky director so he could switch over to Manchester?

Cheers 👍🏻

Is that Gemmill trying to kick in Ms.Swift’s back doors?

For those of us who’s great grandad wasn’t on a prison ship, this match is actually on Sunday 15th Sept with a 16:30 kick off.

Man United did this all last season. Getting results when they didn't have much right. I'll take it. International break for Gordon to get his head on straight and Eddie to sort them out. Outcome wise, a very good start to the season.

Murphy having a stormer. Super sub. We deserve a points deduction for this performance. But I'll take it.

And if you’re wondering how we managed to pull off the result, Exile has the answer:

Also, having Schar back will be huge. Considering he can play a pass from defence that doesn’t immediately start an opposition attack

4th in the league, through in the cup. Still unbeaten. Not bad for playing shite, wonder what will happen if we start playing well

I've always loved Murphy

BTW.

imagine turning up for your work photo like that.

Louise Taylor taking this analogy out the back and kicking the absolute fuck out of it.

Thanks chaps. Hats off to PaddockLad for this dismissive, passive-aggressive use of brackets.

Ashworth watching our summer transfer window

Going to watch this from behind a cushion with zero expectations.

Man United's problem is coaching, not personnel. They look as fucking clueless as they did the past two seasons. They're all over the place. Bringing different players in won't help.

I was searching through the match thread wondering what the fuck I had done with this post.

These cunts have played well once in 2024 and it robbed us of a place in Europe.

If they won the championship and we won the carabao Cup they'd be fucking devastated like. There would be more threads on us than them, with them frantically deleting or parsnipping them.

It’s a big ‘if’ because of all the injury problems he’s had but if you put a fit Willock into that team and also a match fit Tonali I think that transforms the midfield. And asks loads more questions of the opposition alongside Bruno in there. That allows Joelinton to take up one of the wings and you can then manage the workload of Gordon, Barnes and Isak better. Schar’s back available too, which changes things too with his ability to bring the ball out from the back and his range of passing. It’s been a ropey start in terms of performances but it’s a good position on which to build

we won the argument and the game

Chelsea dropping points at home against the edgy, little bit wooh, little bit whey, palace is welcome.

Never in doubt

What a crazy game, Spurs must really really hate us, and I absolutely love it.

Stop giving the ball away you useless fucks

Not sure you're asking in the right place.

Yeah… don’t mention it Hendrix

What's going on at The Guardian.

Post window visit from “his excellency” & co. Eales this morning discovering the colour of adrenaline is brown

Definitely not the hottest it’s ever been there, mind.

up for this one tomorrow, 5am start on a solo journey so will probably tailgate an artic all the way up to save meself some petrol money, tight twat that I am. anyway, was up for the 2-3 defeat immediately after the takeover but have missed the last two resounding victories against these cunts. I'll either be there to witness things always happening in threes or I should've stopped away so as not to jinx it. despite the very best efforts by the two cunts (eales/mitchell) to sabotage our season and the fact I'll probably have the misfortune to be sat next to the odd lunatic who doesn't appreciate craig hope's astonishingly good investigative journalism such as @Toonpack for example, I still think I'll have a canny day out...... 3-1

A young Orca is swimming with his dad and says ” Where did I come from Dad?” Pa Orca says ” Well son, you came out of my penis and met one of your mother’s eggs, then grew in to you her belly.” Kid O is impressed and says “ Wow, thanks Dad!” Pa says “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum”

Something to bear in mind with Gordon is that, due to the U21 euros and then the full euros, hes starting his third season in a row without a summer off in between. Yes he didnt play for england really but he was still having to do everything in the lead up to be ready even if he wasnt spending 90 mins on the pitch.

fuck me, that was a hard watch.... but get the fuck in!

Sky BLASTING through the highlights of the goals here so they can get on to their main event.

This is one of the things we've missed in the first couple of years. Willock can do it too tbf, but players across the front that can finish hard chances. The sort of shit you see Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal players do all the time like it's nowt. He's quality, Barnes.

Aye we call it "the carpet remnant".

He knows how to finish doesn’t he? Lush first time finish

Basically PSR needs sorting out so we can win the league

The thing with the Stone Roses that's truly mad is how comically tone deaf Ian Brown is. It's like he's fucking joking. Like he's barely making it on the actual albums, and then you see them live and he sings the whole song off-key. That is hard to do even as a joke.

Of course, I recognised Simon Price’s voice when he came on there briefly. I think Kulkarni pretty much nails it there for me. I don’t want to go on too much about it, because people like what they like. Nah, fuck it, I will bang in about it. I only ever actually owned Definitely Maybe. And after a while, I only liked Columbia, but I genuinely couldn’t care if I ever heard that again. None of their music has aged particularly well imo and it was bland as fuck in the first place. I think I have the biggest problem with Noel, because he’s a very influential fella, thanks to the army of fuckwits who seem to think everything he says is the absolute gospel and he’s the epitome of good taste. He’s definitely a racist. And more dangerously so than more overt racism, in the way that clip describes. With his ideas of what defines ‘proper music’ (and more so in terms of what doesn’t), what it means to be working class and so on. He’s a reactionary. He’s clever enough to know exactly what’s he’s doing as well. And the media reaction too, man. It’s vomit inducing. I was at the funeral of a great lad on Friday. Gone way too soon. And some lass who used to live in the same street as me and the deceased got chatting to me at the wake. We’re both roughly the same age. She asked if I was going to be in the queue for Oasis tickets. She thought I was taking the piss when I said no because I don’t really like them. Like she was genuinely amazed / couldn’t get her head round it. It’s fucking weird, man. They’re not even shit. They’re much worse than that, they’re one of the most boring acts of all time.

I’m happy we kept what we had. I am disappointed we didn’t sign new. If we weren’t able to go big on first team players, we should have spent some money on young lads who could come big in the future. I think this is a legacy of older players nobody wants to buy from us in the end. We have quite a “big” squad in numbers. It’s been a weird one, ultimately I have to trust the management of the club. The improvement we have had in 3 years has been mental. We demand a club that tries? I think we have tried within our boundaries and it hasn’t worked for whatever reason. Win tomorrow and it’s been a great start to the season imo.

Mate he is fucking mint and as you know, we agree about terriers. He's a Cairn, our other two were a Westie and Scottie which both are originally from the Cairn breed (Westies are the white ones they use to destroy as they weren't breed standard and Scotties are Cairns/Wire coat Fox Terrier), so lots of similarities but also different. He's crazy, ridiculously intelligent and an absolute card, all rolled into one. Took him 5 minutes to work out the dog door, he slept from 2000 to 0430 which is unheard of for a puppy and has been a loony all morning running around. Success, we made it through the first night.