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These pronouns make everything so confusing these days.

Eddie “Kieron, We’re going to give Tino the start at RB and Bruno’s going to captain the side. We need a bit of a shake up and I’ve decided it’s time to ringo the changes, err I mean ring the doorbell, shit!!, I mean ring the changes” Also Eddie “I have no idea where these Kieron wants to leave stories have come from”.

what we're seeing above is a tragic collusion between two know nowts, blinded to the bleeding obvious that almiron and murphy are shite. in a quite frankly pitiful attempt to appear football savvy they've pinned all their hopes on this goo-high cunt, who quite clearly is being used as a pawn by the red tops clubs to thwart our progess to football dominance assisted by their lapdog, parish. this is the reality, open your eyes.

The way sky treat Man U and Liverpool is like what the football coverage used to be when a British team played a foreign team in Europe especially in the latter rounds. Anyone playing those two clubs are the foreigners. I take it they couldn't give a fuck about everyone in this country who doesn't support those two clubs and aren't bothered about them not subscribing to their service? I'm pleased I'm on fire stick sports tbh. (Seriously, I wouldn't pay them a penny for the type of coverage they give most other clubs).

Trippier's first touch is top level. It could come down with chemtrails on and he kills it and keeps the momentum. People forget this when he's balls deep inside some tramp in front of his pictures of his family. I'm prepared to accept he just didn't want to cum too quick and practice what Jesus tried to tell us.

That would’ve sufficed

Two shite performances, should be banned from starting threads imo

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

Should've shouted out 'Arselicker' at him. I'm not cross with you, just a tad disappointed, PL.

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub if you got stuck next to him on a work night out.

You’ve got to feel for Alex Hurst though. He’d bargained on being an influencer who was given the inside track and delivering smugness about the behemoth that is Newcastle United. And now Staveley has fucked off and his rail tickets aren’t just standard class, he has to buy them too. And he’s just found out someone lied to him when they said the DLT look was cool. That’s before even mentioning spaniel chebs

Andrew taking control of the situation. The correct outcome. Yellow card for Dougle.

Regarding the other thread; Titles and results aside, one thing that has been correctly pointed out in this thread is that it isnt our next match. I will therefore remove the spurs thread TEMPORARILY pending the result of the the forest game. @Dougle

Jesus Christ what a shite start to the season. Team looks shocking and this place is all over the shop! Let us at least try to get some normality back in here please. One thread at a time, same thread starter until we lose... which on today's showing isn't far off anyway.

There's a lot resting on Tonali coming back into the middle. We looked clueless after we conceded today. A new RW is imperative and I'd be giving Barnes a start next game

Toonpack looking great, his Mrs. could do with a trim, mind, and that blue check shirt does nowt for her.

Skechers wearers stick together.

Ohhhh we're ALL stats lads when it serves our purpose!

As soon as Trippier came on we seemed to calm down. We got better control.

Gordon is patently not up to fitness an all. Blowing out his arse before he came off.

Until we sign a new RW I think our best front three are Barnes -Isak-Gordon.

Dogshit. One of those where it's hard to see it improving in the second half too. Howe is gonna be under pressure soon if this continues. We were crap against Southampton too, even before the red card. I'm not remotely saying I think Howe needs to go before anyone starts, but we've not got much excuse to not have come flying out of the blocks this season, and we look totally off the pace and like we don't know what we're doing. Press doesn't exist anymore, and we look susceptible to pressure ourselves.

If TBD sees this in time you could soon find yourself an accessory to murder.

Truly, a voice for sanity in an increasingly more uncertain world

Remember the Deep Pan Pizza Company?

Is the connection here that Captain Willard also needed a lift?

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

No. It's the wrong accountants coach class area. I thought it was a goal. Then I saw the replay and the ball definitely rebounded around or below short sleeve level. Correct VAR decision. And I've seen dozens of decisions more controversial go against us before. I shrug, get on with it. Draw was a factually and morally correct result. Either team could have won it. Neither will be happy, but we will be more relieved.

The thread starter remains in place until the end of an unbeaten run. Dems da rules. Delete the other thread

probably with his wife.

Only two of that starting 11 today were signed in the last 18 months, it does feel like things have gone a bit stale.

Thoroughly Southgated.

Won’t matter if we don’t get a proper CB.

What legit goal? It was clearly off his arm and not his shoulder. Joelinton yellow is correct though it looks worse in realtime.

What Longstaff lacks in pace he makes up in weakness.

Happy fingerwank anniversary.

For Sky, the good thing about having Liverpool as the 4:30 match is that they get an hour of Liverpool build-up from 1 to 2, and then half an hour in from 4 to 4:30. Straight in to talking about Slot there now. I hope Brentford somehow knack them today.

Aye that was part of a PSR fiddle, nothing else.

This definitely deserves to be in here https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Unfortunately I’ve found Gemmil on twatter 😒