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PSR commitment for the next 6 years. Committed to €105m for the next 2 years. The hope is we give Gordon, Isak, Tonali contract extensions to reduce the amount we're committed to spending each year. Maybe Barnes too. Obviously this doesn't account for the amount we're paying in wages on the likes of Fraser, Hayden, Lewis etc. There's a lot of shit that we really need off our books. A lot of Shit.

It was a fucking Kangaroo you absolute filthy RACIST.

Where’s our official dairy partner Eales, you fucking fraud?

bruno fernandez says hello

Cool it Raygun, there's business still to be done.

"My God, this simian DNA, it crops up everywhere in people aged 38 years and downwards. Huge concentrations in Newcastle, particularly areas of acute socio-economic deprivation, with a focal point on Longbenton, although we have also detected traces of it on the curtains of posh houses in Gosforth and Forest Hall. An outbreak of it in Sunderland. Isolated pockets of it in the Lake District, upland Scotland, and North Wales. We have detected it Annecy and Charmonix in France, and across at Zermat and the Dolomite regions. The male recipients seem to go bald at the age of 22. What on Earth is going on?"

i had to go to the hospital today. told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf. He asked me “where?” I said “no, just an ordinary one”

transfer window is gathering pace towards the inevitable SLAM. we've bought a goalkeeper for £24m who was third choice at a team that was flirting with relegation last season and dug another fucker up from the grave. failed seemingly to even try to upgrade on almiron while simultaneously off loading to one of our direct competitors for a europeam place possibly the brightest young prospect on the right wing the world has ever known. not only that, we've shipped out the geordie maradonna for a fraction of the price the mackems are guaranteed to get for some cunt called clarke who no fuckers ever heard of. come back mikey lad and bring your mate thumbheed with you. I for one never had a bad word to say about yous. edit..... and how could I forget? we've spent nearly a month putting in over 100 bids for a central defender in 50p increments!

Am just imagining the indescribable joy on your little face when you opened that bad boy this morning ☺️

Yeah, sorry for the mini-rant, fair enough. I know you're into your history, its a decent interest to have. As long as you don't start doing back room eugeneics experiments. And, looking at CT's 80s bonce, we have to face the horryifying prospect he's got celtic genes.

Do you reckon he thinks the lad at the front there is Eddie Howe?

Another expensive summer for his Mam and a bumper one for local charity shops with the change of kit manufacturer

Congratulations! No wonder the young CT looked like the cat who got the cream. I'm guessing Mrs CT must really love sofas.

Someone told me my clothes looked gay No surprise really - they came out of the closet this morning

36 years of marriage today. Can you imagine having to spend thirty fucking six years with me

The neck on that wife to be offended at the reaction she got btw. First and possibly only time breakdancing will be in the Olympics and she turns up with that fucking parcel. If anyone suggests bringing it back in future, the first response will be errr have you forgotten fucking daft lass with the t rex?

Wykiki

Glen Keeley was a living statue, on the fucking pitch.

CT’esque

I bet he is glad as they don’t have a game tonight. That would be some top level ghosting. They are playing Servette on Thursday.

If you gave me the choice between these pathetic pun runs and TWO Leazes Mags, I'm going for the double islamophobia every time.

Whey aye!

What’s all this milk punnery about? I’ve not read the thread, tbh, just skimmed it.

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956. odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

"Wotcher bruvva!"

Nah, not fiery enough, I reckon this:

As I said when all this bollocks started, it would have been nice to get Guehi as a statement signing but I am actually not fuzzed about the likely failure. It will hurt Crystal Palace more than us when they will have to sell him for less eventually.

‘Chocked’?? Thick illiterate cunt…and ‘been decapitated’ ….has to be one of the brightest blokes in his Mam’s attic! …and of course the genocide eh Keef!

Oops, I missed us moving on to milk puns in the meantime. I suppose I've put my foot in my mouth there, but at least it doesn't lack toes.

@Gemmill when he gets to this thread....

They'll be changing their name to Mancheester City next, amirite?!!!

I found out that my Mam was born about 5 months after my grandparents were married. My dad was the youngest of five but I found his eldest brother was also born about 5 months after his parents were married so shotgun weddings on both sides. Both lasted though before usual working class early deaths - I only knew my Mam's Mam.

Udderly hilarious.

They're going to milk that for all it's worth.

I just worry for the youngsters here who find out that MF is their dad. 🙂 Oh, and commiserations to Mrs CT

Aye. Let’s officially write them off now.

That’s what Keegan said last year.

Strangling can‘t hurt Havertz anyway, you need a wooden stake.

That Wolves player got away with strangling. But it was against Havertz so I’ll let it slide.

Bogey team recently. Lloyd Kelly overhead kick 89th minute. 0-0

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language.