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Amazing.

Would you be willing to miss out on Kid Dynamite this season if it meant we could land Guehi?

It's pronounced

The dirty bastard! Anyone else would've asked for a paracetamol.

Thats what they get for playing games with themselves.

All the noise is coming from that end but I heard Clinton Morrison yesterday saying Parrish's has played a blinder? How? I can't help but think if that's Staveley shouting the odds then she's being told by same talksport cunts to be less public.

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

Let’s all laugh at insomnia.

It's Mbongo mate.

Considering your ability to get things wrong I take this as a compliment.

Oh man, the things I’d have done to her in her prime - would’ve wrecked her vocal cords, so lucky for her I was busy. 😉

Watching the mackems here, I do not know how they dare to call us lucky. Despite being 3 nil up on the half hour mark, you could literally hear a pin drop.Woeful stuff. Picked up on now by the commentators.

He’s played a blinder by pricing out the only club in the market, needlessly unsettling him by moving goal posts and ensuring he refuses every contract they offer him until he leaves on a free. Aye absolutely belting that Clinton mate.

I thought VAR got an easy ride on MOTD and wondered whether they'd been asked to lay off by the PGMOL. That was definitely violent conduct by the Wolves player, West Ham's penalty should never have been given, and the Schar red was either 2 reds or 2 yellows.

New season same old sycophantic wanking

There's a canny funny thread on the SMB about their flag display at the moment. Apparently they can't do one for the opening day because the organisers were too busy watching the Euros and Olympics. This has triggered the usual infighting, before the resident brain donor Keith, representative of the SMB, admits he'd rather stay in the pub anyway than actually help create a atmosphere to help their team. Anyhow, that would be mag like behaviour anyway I guess.

Oh shit, that's reminds me, I need to predict which position Sunderland will finish in.

Just saw MotD. Some Wolves player grabbed Havertz by the throat and held him down against the ground. VaR looked at it, said it was fine, wasn’t even mentioned in the studio. Surprised Arteta didn’t mention it. Don’t understand how that gets ignored, but Schar gets a red that they all just nod and agree with.

A fucking fortnight? Man is my finger not on the pulse on of the progressive UK. I know a guy (known locally only as "Clink") that doesnt just deliver alcohol at 4am on a pushbike, he leaves with half a ton of empty bottles and absolves his customers from that glass bin recycling day shame.

After a bottle of 19 crimes and a dark rum, nope, no siree, not well

Cheers Statto I was referring to the table in this tweet that @Howmanheyman posted in the mackem thread.

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560 a 9 part special 😂

Aye, we don't need a player who thinks it's OK to issue press releases when things aren't going his way.

Yesterday Guehi's fee goes up, today it's going down.

TOTPYP

I wonder if our mate Keith factored in the total amount of European ties in Sunderland’s history when aiming this acerbic jibe

Loves sound of his own voice the cunt.

Good to see Brighton taking a head injury seriously tbf, especially seeing as he was having a good game at the time. There's others would see if he could "run it off".

01.58am

HELMET!

How would you say you lads do with sarcasm?

Doing my crust in, here.

We’re on a roll with bread puns

Latest from over two hours of sky sports soccer Saturday, Newcastle United don't exist. Aren't tipped for the top 4, aren't tipped to be a surprise package and aren't tipped to be either relegated or be a underachiever. Back to the studio. *That'll teach me for watching it.

He played for Ipswich didn't he? US TV going against the reds of Manchester or Liverpool?

This kind of self-congratulatory shit is just wrong man. No knead for it.

I liked the Toy Dolls, when I was 12. That John Kettley is a weatherman novelty song, the same. Lauren Laverne is welcome to share my bed and I'd let George Clarke give me architectural advice. Oh and I recognise Wearside Jack as perpetrating the sickest hoax in history. Well done my fans of massive lads. Mind, Sunderland does roll out the red carpet to Tommy Robinson and loves a bit of hate riots. Have I missed anything out?

This is @Gemmill and Everton all over again.

Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet?

A lad I spoke to yesterday reckons the stadium move is to Leazes Park. I mean he works for the club but he has a part time role as a scout so I’m not sure how reliable the info is. He’s not a bullshitter and said it’s the rumours he’s heard going around the place, as opposed to having heard anything directly from someone who would actually know