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Would you be willing to miss out on Kid Dynamite this season if it meant we could land Guehi?

Not my type

Mind, it's a good thing that Southampton are utterly shit. The amount of no-namers they brought on stretched credulity by the end. I wasn't sure if Amo-Ameyaw and Dibling were real people or FM regens. Smallbone the budget Slenderman/Shelvey hybrid can do one too, the oddly-proportioned weirdo.

Well done lads. Close one, sounded nervy. I blame the thread starter, what kind of fucking cunty title is this? Also, is this the year that Gemmill finally gets the hang of this Everton lark?

Worked there, weekend job, when I was 16. Menswear dept, are you being served had nowt on Parrish’s. Old Mr. (Harry) Foster, could sell a suit of armour as a swimming aid that bloke, suit arms too long “they’ll ride up with wear sir”. He was amazing. Customer in front of mirror checking the fit and Harry with a handful of the back of the suit jacket in his hand to make it look ok at front, whilst brushing the shoulders, turn customer round and repeat with the front grabbed. Fucking master he was, the number of happy customers who left with suits that fit like shit was legion.

Just on their weasel, his name is Ben Brereton, he hoyed the Diaz on the end after he failed to crack it into the England senior squad and subsequently defected to Chile on the back of some spreadsheet nerd adding Chile onto him in Football manager. The absolute loser. Anyhow, he can fade back into insignificance until the next time we play them at which point I will reignite my burning hatred.

100% points.

'Twas never in doubt.

@Gemmill?

This sounds a bit too level headed for you. I’ll be reviewing this match thread for your first grumble at a misplaced Longstaff pass. IM WATCHING YOU. 👀

Set up another meeting, look Parrishs dead in the eye and say, 'Although I admired your art deco department store on Shields Road, the Harrods of the East End in the days of my youth, I have to tell you ......"

I’d take the bid back down to our second offer and say take it or we’ll get the cunt for half price next summer.

HELMET!

Luckily CT took this pic and sent me it via PM after he was doing his peeping Tom act outside your window.

I've mentioned it plenty, you've actually been blacked out the last couple of days rage posting about Paul Mitchell. We've been trying to get your address to have a welfare check done.

8 months for the looting. 4 years for the shirt

I genuinely thought he was South American. The cunt is from Stoke.

Wykiki got his wish with a ground out 1 nil. BIG wank for him tonight.

We’ve missed a trick by not getting the medical curtains up round him like Forest did.

I think he was celebrating the ref finally getting a decision correct.

It's good that we're more sensitive about these things nowadays really, but the lad's done his ankle and this makes it look like he's a faller at Becher's Brook who's about to be given a lethal injection

Strewth! Strewth! Optus sports aarmy! Strewth! Strewth! Optus sports aarmy!

Our recruitment is a shambles like. We should employ their old mucker, Stewart Donald to help us out, drive a hard bargain, like he did for Griggs. Probably get Guehi at a snip for £210 million.

Aye, a department for everything. Leather goods was upstairs, the counter I worked faced the doors/stairs, remember once looking up to see a whole rail of leather jackets disappearing down the stairs at pace 😂

is there something wrong with your foot then? you've never mentioned it.

Parish needs an invite to the embassy.

There it is. Like clockwork

How would you say you lads do with sarcasm?

@LongTimeAdmirerbanned from starting match threads. This should have been at least 3-0. I'm blaming the red card on you haha.

xG 0.25 for us for anyone wondering

I mean playing 70+ mins with 10 min and a cunt of a ref wont help

Great to have Popey back

There's no way he knew for definite that was a headbutt, mostly because it absolutely wasn't. So anyone with a brain gives two yellows and asks for the review, and it stays two yellows. But this fucking smooth brain just goes straight for the nuclear option. He's fucking crap.

Let's talk about serious things. Does Joelinton deserve the Ballon d'Or?

Really good finish from Joe, he had to take that quickly.

Fuck me. I'd forgotten that with the league coming back, so too comes the fucking diabolical refereeing. Gordon assaulted in the first half, not even a foul, and now this. Schar is an idiot though. He knows this ref is fucking hopeless, don't give him an excuse ffs. I hope Brereton Diaz breaks his fucking leg though.

Southgate seems to work wonders with our players

Do a YouTube video, you'll get one no bother, free of charge!

Against Brest he came on last week. Probably in trouble with his missus again come to think of it.

Of course it is.

I blame you @Christmas Tree for this Mumsnet stuff, btw. @Gemmillwill posting photos of what pinny he wore to make it next. It's a dark road ahead.....

Labour should ban politicians having second jobs in the media, especially the news media. I mean it should happen anyway, but to get rid of this cunt is a bonus. He'll also have to admit he has dumped his loyal subjects in Clacton because of the money.

The number of breaks Fulham had that didn't end in a chance was nobody's business. They couldn't fashion an opening even when they had men over, the stupid twats. Gordon and Isak won't make those mistakes.

Too fucking late. 🙂