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Gemmill: "Mam, my ankle is killing me, can you help me, please, mam." Mam: "If you were a real patriotic man like that nice Tommy Robinson you'd have ran it off. Go woke, ankle broke."

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/aug/09/a-week-in-court-far-right-riots-england so many tears man, what a fucking pussy. One of those pleading not guilty was Lennon Chisholm, 21, of Middlesbrough, who sobbed uncontrollably throughout his appearance and was passed a tissue by his solicitor, David Dedman. “When things are rushed, mistakes can be made,” Dedman said to the district judge, Marie Mallon, as he applied for bail. It was refused

Sorted.

The only time I use a measuring tape is to measure my huge erect penis, but so far nobody's made one long enough yet.

This is my Face Of The Riots. He's Reform's Leon Marchand.

FYP

shame you didn't break your collar bone actually.

Payslips are for those who are not RETIRED (or are called HMHM)

Heading down tomorrow for the games , buzzing to get back to St James Park

Im hoping the joiner shows up and says "Aye I could remove the doorframe, but that new washing machine should fit through there fine. Just turn it sideways"

Eggy Bens, please. At least try and be cool.

Mrs Renton mate is going further and further down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. They believe all the riots were faked. And she visited them at the home yesterday : they have bare copper wiring surrounding all the windows to keep out 5G. These were nice normal people before covid, it's quite tragic really.

Fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂

The Berwick break dance crew circa 1986 could’ve taught that fucker a thing or two

Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town.

She does look like a discarded foreskin, mind…

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago

Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad

Nah, she can fuck off.

Cabbaged YP

Hang on, I've just realised what Trump's crap nickname game reminds me of. Rention. manc-foplite.

American style fridge freezer with ice dispenser is the answer (if it will fit through the door onviously)

Woke cuck fannypad tbh.

well they regularly announce them, the fact that only half of them are actually present seems neither here nor there.

I was there last night (back this afternoon too) and I was really impressed with the older Miley. Looks strong, quick and can pick a pass and presses all over the place. Sanusi looked great when he came on too.

In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”.

Sir Stating the Bleeding Obvious

Every time I hear that kids name I think of this

Bangor City are a place above Sunderland. That must be humbling.

The daft cunterhead

The punishment was severe because people were actually trying to do what she was suggesting, in no small part because of the stuff people like her were posting on social media. I’ve got zero sympathy for her

These takwondo fights remind me of when I'd watched Karate Kid as a 12 year old and would challenge my sister to a fight after

Murphy starts ahead of Miggy next week?

Clarke and O’Nien back to being better than Gordon and Bruno again, no doubt

Sounds like they might get some free entertainment while they wash down their eggs benedict with watered down moretti and dubious prosecco. 👍

I read wacky's comment first. Immediately fucking panicked. Laptop nearly went out the window. And then read up 3 comments and yep, classic TT bollocks. My heart doesn't need this shit ffs.

There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian?

Yeah but they are MASSIVE

You watching the golf?

To clarify, I'm not suggesting the club give him to us at the price we want. I meant that it's not his fault that the club have a high valuation of him and are sticking to their guns. ...or in Wykiki or TBD speak, Cunts being cuntish and not letting us have the cunt for a reasonable cunting price the fucking cunts.