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"Why aren't we spending money? I want us to spend money!" "Whoooooaaa! Not that much money on that specific player!"

Is there going to be a test?

Only one more letter than ours though

Mrs. F. was laughing her tits off over this- she’s well known at Gentoo as an absolute piece of shite. Mrs. F. “ Couldn’t happen to nicer person, the thick bitch”

Reminds me of the joke about the mild mannered accountant who gets sent down for fraud. First day in the cell with his new cellmate and he's shitting it and expecting the worst. After half an hour of his cellmate glaring at him it looks like his worst fears are going to come true. The psychopathic looking cellmate says, 'do you want to play a game?' The accountant says "if you want?" The Psycho then growls 'good. Let's play mammies and daddies.' the accountant then braces for the worst before psycho says 'I'll be the mammy, you can be the daddy.' the accountant then lets a small sigh of relief thinking that this might not be quite as bad as he first expected before the psycho says, 'now come over here, daddy and suck mammies cock.'

There was a bloke called Rupert playing for the GB Hockey Team (I think the other 10 players were all called Ollie). Can’t say I was too upset when they got knocked out.

(My family all thought I was mad going to meet a chap in Chinatown whose Facebook profile has him posing with a rifle).

If that's your real mobile number, take it down now. There's not just the people that post on here viewing the forum. I've got a Garmin, cos I'm an athlete.

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I googled reviews of her removal company out of curiosity. 1/5 stars. Some reviews added today like the ones below but even the historical ones are shite. I don't think she'll have a company any more like. https://m.yelp.co.uk/biz/leannes-removals-sunderland

Ah right I see. SJP fans can't take flags at the end of the match, but fucking Wassy can! Harumph! *stirring the pot*

has there been a gravy stained mag top at a wedding yet? it almost feels inevitable.

That’s like a fight on the telly where a troublemaker is bundled out of a pub and that’s the end of it

Doesn't he post on here?

the infamous 1970 derby at roker park, this lad's dad took on between 60 to 80 skunks all by himself. im sure essembee (hope he's ok) would have something to say about this, I'm more inclined ro believe the fulwell was taken good and proper....

The History Today lads have landed in the Smart Watch thread.

He made an appearance at a butchers in Sedgefield on Friday A meat and greet if you will

Nah, it’s by a guess who character.

The best advice I can give is do not, under any circumstances, mess with the Triads 👍🏻

Feel so sorry now for the abusive calls / texts some random member of society is now going to get

EXACTLY "YAY We're the richest club in the world" "Whoooooa, we can't be spending THAT"

Never won an Olympic medal in any event before I think. Then just opening your account with gold in the blue riband event in the athletics. It’s shit like that which makes the Olympics magic imo

The master race

Well it's still funny. Posted for the benefit of the people who have you on ignore.

Fyp

All the MLFs were at weddings 👍🏻

I don't think he's got much grasp of anything at all mate. probably related to keith.

So are you telling me I will NOT be received by Howe and Tindall at the airport on my first visit unless I have a Tiktok account?

eh nah, they're more likely all still in the cells since friday night...

anybody got the faintest idea what this stupid cunt is talking about? and what the fuck is yembo?

Didn't know Bruce Lee was a MLF

Meanwhile, Pheeleep was down the road at the Greengrocers, chatting about the per/kg wholesale prices of cauliflower and parsnips. Probably.

"I hired Leanne to remove my piano but as she arrived I was in the middle of playing 'ebony and ivory' on it with my friend who looked like Stevie Wonder. I got the dirtiest look from her. Don't recommend. 1/5 stars."

Something for the kids… Something for the mams… something for the dads…

I'm imagining this is what Juninho is telling Albert here.

I’ve had every form of Chinese government spy equipment from huawei to the xiaomi watches because they came free with the phone. I’ve got an Apple Watch now because I got an iPhone. Other than charging every 36 to 48 hours it’s absolutely mint. I just charge it up over night because I already know I have sleep apnea from the obesity and I don’t need some know it all AI telling me.

this cunt not signed yet?

Really nice lad though

One of the greatest living uk citizens speaks…

She's got form for arsehole activities.... https://web.archive.org/web/20150205025328/http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/bouncy-castle-boss-gets-fly-tipping-fine-1-7082281

The season Leicester won it, Maguire was playing championship football with Hull and hadn't even been signed by Leicester yet until 2 years later. @RobinRobin @GrahamTaylor5

I'll have to confess I got a good laugh at seeing he'd been nicked from a Sunderland pub at half 10 in the morning. Adds an extra-special layer to this swastika tattooed prick from Stoke's misguided worldview. I'll wager this guy doesn't even have opposable thumbs.

Really sad to hear this, me and my mate spent a couple of hours cracking on with him and his mate a few years ago in the monkey bar and he was superb crack. I think he got a bit worried when I said my Mam knew him before he came over to Newcastle before I just mentioned they both worked in the same printers. Fantastic tales and when he mentioned who played with and against it seemed a bit surreal. RIP, Tommy.