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TBF loads of our supporters were wanking themselves silly over the prospect of spending £30m on Eitike when he hadn't done much more than this kid at a similar age in a much inferior league. Wilson is clearly staying, possibly forced by his current injury, so that means we need a third choice striker. We aren't going to spend £40m on a third choice striker and a player of that calibre wouldn't come to play third choice. Not being in Europe makes that even more certain. So we have to be looking at a prospect. Admittedly this lad's goal scoring hasn't been dynamite so far but he's been playing in an awful team at a very young age. We (and apparently Liverpool who have also looked at him) must have seen something, we aren't in the business of signing shite for the sake of it anymore. It's not a thrilling signing but clearly one we need and potentially a very promising one.

We know.

Eddie Howe right at the end of the clip.

HAS THAT CUNT MITCHELL SIGNED ANY CUNT YET, THE FUCKIN CUNT?? 😡

Squaring up to a horse. Mag behaviour.

Think I've found the stream Gemmill's been watching all day.

25 appearances last season, zero goals, one assist. Shite.

If I had to guess, I would assume that some other cunt (Chelsea, Liverpool) comes in and gazumps us on personal terms/trophy prospects, but clearly there's ambition and the money to back it up.

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Never heard of him

Aye, if we play York every week.

Cheers mate. Good day. Took the day off work with the family and went to Warkworth, river and beach walk, then Druridge Bay where I had a swim. Water was alright. Nice ice creams at Cresswell and now having tea at the Beehive in Earsdon. What a great place to live Northumberland is. I know this is the brown bread thread (canny rhyme that) but reminder to self to enjoy life while I can. 👍

Edwards is like some dodgy old bloke in a betting shop trying to tell the staff that the illegible scrawl he'd written on a slip is a winning bet.

Keely Hodgkinson up later. Gold medallist in the big ol' caboose competition.

nor me. must be shite.

It was getting close to lunch time and I do love a kinder.

That first goal won goal of the season on shoot.

Really sad to hear this, me and my mate spent a couple of hours cracking on with him and his mate a few years ago in the monkey bar and he was superb crack. I think he got a bit worried when I said my Mam knew him before he came over to Newcastle before I just mentioned they both worked in the same printers. Fantastic tales and when he mentioned who played with and against it seemed a bit surreal. RIP, Tommy.

I hired a couple of Betamax tapes from the Blockbuster there in 2018.

There's probably still one in some dead end town that hasn't been told they're closed yet. I went to Fort William once, and they had the first Intersport and Victoria Wines that I had seen in about 15 years.

I dunno, she keeps asking me to stay with her tonight.

How much did he agree to give us for Sissoko?

The surfing's on! Televised weather with a scoring system attached. Cracking.

So despite it being proven that the cunt in Southport was a Christian these thick cunts are still attacking mosques? I’d like to see police kicking seven shades of shite out of them.

The mackems are taking their turn to riot tonight. Just saw one getting absolutely hammered in the legs with a truncheon on TikTok live. obviously the copper was a MLF because no way would a mag copper keep him down when he’s nails. Also the comments were all WLM which I presume is white lives matter the fucking vermin.

😂 Alright vinegar tits. It's more like two in five 😉, and he's one of the very few defenders in the PL capable of playing accurate cross field and over the top balls. Just being as comfortable as he is on the ball and being able to carry it or pass it out from the back accurately is a great weapon to have. We're definitely going to miss him when he's done.

Fucking hell! What a beaut! If he’d done that with one of today’s balls he’d have probably knocked over the Rocket in Dunston. Against the unwashed too! “ I have lived on it ever since. In truth everywhere I have gone people ask me about it. It's probably got me 40,000 pints of beer! Even when I sit on my own at times I look back and reflect on it. In my day it was the biggest game out there for Newcastle." RIP

I'd have loved the commentators to come out with this verbatim.

I was a trampolinist at school- regularly made it to the nationals but was never going to win as I was unlucky enough to be doing it at the same time as Richard Cobbing. Fucker was on another level He went in to Freestyle skiing and competed at the 94 Winter Olympics in the big air or whatever it’s called. At least half the reason I kept at it was the high quality perving on offer

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There you go, you fannies.

RIP Best memory must be his goal against the mackems on New Year's Day 1980.

Her fucking stupid face throughout.

My first time here and Swiss efficiency is a fucking fallacy. My direct train was cancelled and now I have to take 5 (F I V E) trains to get where I’m going. Stick your cuckoo clocks up your fence-sitting arses.

Mitchell had left by the time Sissoko was signed 😂👍 There was perhaps some overlap, but I've heard Sissoko being signed was the main reason Mitchell fell out with Levy 😉

Binns is a department store. You puncunts have no discipline and no code.

Thinking of his sister at this difficult time.

OR This lad goes on loan/stays as a third forward AND we get a target man type forward to replace Wilson and add something different to the attack

Can't wait for the synchronised swimming. 🙂